One Night In High Heels

By Emerald Dragon08

Disclaimer: Since I have red hair and no money, I highly doubt I own these characters, the rights to them, or the mind that created them. Don't you?

Summary: Harry lost a bet with Ron and now he has to spend one night as a girl in a club. The same club as Draco Malfoy, but Draco doesn't like girls... H/D slash

A/N: Well, this just randomly popped into my head while washing dishes. Dunno why, but I HAD to write it. I couldn't help it. I hope it's good, and please review. Don't flame though, I've already caught my hand on fire once before. I wouldn't care to do it again.

Sorry guys, I would have posted this earlier, but Mcrappy (McAfee) was acting up.

Review Replies:

Yana5- Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

Lilsi- Lol. Thanks. I'll be sure he does.

Zoomaphonethepirate- I'm still working on the plot... or it having one... I'm thinking I'll just have Ron and Herm find out. Go more into Harry and Draco's lives. I don't like male pregnancy, not because I don't think gay couples should have children, but because I don't write pregnancies well...lol. Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

Khrystyne- Yeah, I thought that too. I thought the whole midnight, lose a shoe thing was a Cinderella type thing. If I'd named the chapters it's be Cinderella. Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

Lucky Dragon Smile- Harry'll be fine once Draco kisses his boo-boos. I shall rock! –Does so- oh, yeah! –Clears throat- well, um...Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

Kilikapele- Lol. Let's hope it's Draco... Here's your cookie (chocolate chip!) (::)

Hidden Light- Lol. I'll keep it in mind. Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

California smells funny- I know, Draco does seem the 'utterly, flamboyantly GAY' type. Lol. Thanks for reviewing! Have a cookie! (::)

Perfect-Skye- Wow! Somebody gave ME cookies! –Hug, big smile, munches- No time jumps, those kind of annoy me, too. I do have this one story where Harry goes back in time and it's actually quite good for a time-jump story. Thanks for the cookies! Have a review! XD. Ok, I'll give you a cookie! (::)

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CHAPTER SEVEN

As Harry rushed away from him, Draco stood frozen for a minute in shock before tearing himself away and yelling after him, along with Mihael, who had seen the whole scene.

Draco ran as fast as he could to catch up, but he had gone in the opposite direction of Harry. Running a hand through his hair in frustration, he could swear he heard something in the alley.

Shuffle, shuffle. Crinkle, Snap. Step, Step.

Cautiously, Draco peeked around the corner of the dirty and peeling wall of what looked like it used to be an apartment building. It was only a homeless person digging around in the garbage. Even though he had gotten over his grudges against muggles and muggle-borns, he couldn't help but cringe at the sight of the dirty man.

In an uncommon gesture of generosity, Draco took off his long over-jacket and laid it near the corner, in the old man's sight. The man turned quickly and stared at Draco wildly, looking him up and down to see if he had any weapons.

Draco thought that the man looked slightly familiar, and that was when he noticed a silver hand gleaming under the man's dark and tattered cloak. His eyes widened and he stepped back, forgetting about the jacket.

The man's beady eyes gleamed in hatred, and he moved towards Draco, limping slightly. He smiled maliciously and gestured to someone Draco couldn't see. A pair of thick, strong arms grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him into a headlock. The next thing he knew, he was at wand-point and a spell was being muttered.

Draco gasped as his world went dark.

A/N: O.O... wow... I had no clue what to write, so I just wrote and I finally have a plot! I should have tried this earlier! Cool! I could make this chapter a lot longer, but I like the Cliffies!

And to all my lovely reviewers:

THANK YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST! COOKIES FOR ALL NEXT CHAPTER! FOR WAITING SO PATIENTLY YOU GET ANOTHER CHAPTER DAILY IF MY COMP KEEPS WORKING!