Before you start this story this is a one shot and don't ask for me to make another chapter because I won't! So boo hoo! Leave me alone!

When fat guys attack

One day InuYasha and the gang were out on a hill and they were eating their lunch. It consisted of rice balls, sausages, squid, sushi, pork, string beans, turtle, rabbit, beef patties, beef, eggs, corn on the cob, corn from a can, creamed corn, mashed corn with rice and cheese with a side of rabbit sauce, slice turtle and string bean sushi!

A fat guy started to walk up the hill to where InuYasha and the gang were eating. He started to get hungry and wanted to eat. He had not eaten since fifth breakfast and now it was time for first lunch. His stomach started to grumble so he knew what he had to do!

He walked up to where InuYasha, Shippo, Sango, Miroku and Kagome were eating and introduced him self, "I am Sesshomaru! Now let me eat... I m on a new diet... it is called the fat guy diet..."

"Sesshomaru you have really gained weight since last time!" InuYasha remarked happily. He then poked Sesshomaru with Tetsusaiga and laughed at him insanely.

"Sesshomaru you are squishing me! I think I broke my nose..." Said a voice from the region around his butt. Then Sesshomaru farted loudly.

In china... "What was that?" Yelled a soldier from an army base, "I think that it was the horn of war! We must go soon! He ya!" Said a man on a horse.

The entire army went out into battle but little did they know that a mine was set in the battlefield. They soon got blown up.

Don't ask me how they put a mine in a feudal aged battlefield.

Back in Japan...

"..." Said the dead Rin.

"Well that was a relief! No more annoying bratty kid fallowing me every day, day after day, she was the ton of crap on my back but no more!!!!!! YA!!!!" Yelled a happy and excited Sesshomaru.

"That is inhumane!" Yelled an unhappy Kagome, "You deserve to die!" Said Kagome in an unhappy tone of voice! Kagome took the bow and arrows that she had lying beside her and she got ready to shoot an arrow at Sesshomaru and make him hurt, "Rin was a nice girl and you made he die you fat guy that attacks and kills seven year old children! But could you do me a little favor? KILL SHIPPO THAT LITTLE ASS OF A FOX DEMON!!! MAKE HIM DIE SMELLY DEATH!!!"

Sesshomaru went and ate Shippo!

Ya he is so dead that little Fer!!!

"Well that was appetizing! Now to get you all! Ha!!!! He!!!! Ha!!!! He!!!!" Sesshomaru said facing extreme heartburn from the little fox demon.

InuYasha gripped Tetsusaiga with extreme firmness; he then tried to swing the light blade, "Wind scar!" Yelled InuYasha with the wind scar circling around the gigantic blade.

InuYasha swung it right at the fat excuse of a Sesshomaru.

Fire filled the small field, farmers were running everywhere and animals were scattering the plains and demons were taking the chance to steal from the frightened farmers.

Just the one question remained, where was the remains of Sesshomaru? InuYasha knew where he was, he could hear the over weight do face.

InuYasha swung the blade around and hit Sesshomaru in the stomach. But it bounced back and hit InuYasha in the head. Instantly InuYasha started to sing the wheels on the bus go round and round and marry had a little lamb.

Kagome knew that since InuYasha had brain damage and since Shippo was eaten on popular demand only her Miroku and Sango were left. It was up to them to save their lunch from the fat lummox of Sesshomaru.

Sango got ready to use her boomerang on the big ton of fat Sesshomaru. She then swung it at hard as she could onto Sesshomaru and it cut right through him.

Miroku took off his prayer beads and he sucked the remains of Sesshomaru... or what was left of him.

Kagome took InuYasha, Sango and Miroku to their lunch and finished without the stupid excuse of a demon.

The End.