Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-san!
Summary: AU, OOC, Pg-13, Sasu X Saku. Sasuke is a doctor and mistakes Sakura for a nurse. Naruto is a plastic surgeon and Hinata is his personal nurse. Will sparks between these couples alight in the hospital?
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Healing Hands
By Durian
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Chapter Two- A Date
Shikamaru Nara woke up on a nice and sunny day, he squinted at his digital clock and realised he was 3 hours late from his usual 9 a.m. shift. He slugged out of bed to spend another half an hour dozing on the toilet seat before getting dressed and walking tardily to the kitchen. He ate a slice of toast slowly and sipped his coffee without haste.
He was eating next to the kitchen window because he couldn't be bothered sitting down when he noticed his front porch. His eyes began to bulge before he spat out his coffee out of frustration. Shika ran angrily back to his room to find a message and key left from his flatmate Choji. 'Thank you for letting me borrow your Yamaha, Choji.'
"Since when did I agree to lend you my NEW motorbike!" pouted Shika.
Shika breathed out a deep sigh before tying his messy hair in a short ponytail and putting on his shoes. He grabbed the key and opened his front door to reveal an ugly outdated motor scooter. 'Gross, Choji's helmet stinks!' sniffed Shika and started feeling itchy in the head. Rather than hopping on like he usually did, Shika sat down on the big comfortable seat.
"Friend or not he better not break my bike! I saved up so hard for it… Oh crap," muttered Shikamaru as he noticed the bird shit on the side mirrors. It was fresh dropping so Shika decided to wipe it off with his sleeves because it was too troublesome to get back inside the house. Shikamaru drove off with Choji's cheap Vesper and headed off to Konoha Hospital.
Meanwhile, Ino was busy looking for a parking space before she found one. She was about to park her car reverse backwards before she caught sight of a motor scooter sneaking its way into her parking space. She beeped her horn loudly but the man took off his helmet to reveal a pineapple hairstyle. He got off of his scooter and began heading towards the hospital. Ino slipped furiously out of her car and grabbed one of Shika's shoulders, he flung his arm and smeared a bit of the bird crap on her hand.
"Eww… what's this yellowish brown stuff?" asked Ino.
"Bird shit," replied Shika bluntly.
"Yuk!" cried Ino as she tried to wipe it on Shika's chest.
"Hey! I know I'm good looking but you don't have to touch me," yelled Shika.
"You, good looking? In your dreams more like it. Right! Now give me back my parking space or… Or…" argued Ino.
"What?" smirked Shika and added, "Scream and shout that I'm harassing you?"
Ino smiled and shrieked loudly, "Help, this man's hurting me. Help!"
Shikamaru placed a hand over her mouth and whispered threateningly, "If you scream again I'll…" Suddenly Ino began to suffocate so Shika let go of his hand but she continued grasping for air. Ino began to cough and pant in a frenzy, she couldn't breathe and her chest hurt so much that she collapsed onto her knees. She tried to speak but only succeeded in making grasping sounds.
Being a doctor himself, Shikamaru knew the blonde woman was suffering from an asthma attack. He knelt down and placed her on his lap and forced his mouth onto hers. Ino tried to push his unshaven face away from hers but Shika continued breathing into her, as his job was to save people's lives.
"You-" squeaked Ino.
"Stop-" puffed Ino before shoving Shika away from her and screamed, "I'm fine now! DID YOU KNOW YOUR MOUTH STINKS?!"
"Nope, I haven't kissed a girl since uni," replied Shika.
Ino tried getting on her feet but was too exhausted to move, "Can you carry me back to my car?"
Shika tried carrying her in his arms but dropped her down in the same instant, "You're too heavy!"
"Am not! You're just weak!" exclaimed Ino and added, "Piggyback me then."
He did what he was told not wanting to miss the opportunity of getting close to a woman's body. As he piggybacked Ino he could smell her beautiful perfume which made him feel slightly dizzy. Soon a voice echoed in his ears, "We're there! Now put me down."
"Alright, gees don't need to boss me around," shouted Shika.
"Now give me back my parking space. I'm late for an appointment!" yelled Ino.
"What makes-" said Shika before Ino planted a kiss on his cheek and husked, "Thanks for saving me…"
Shika blushed and was unaware of himself driving the scooter out of the parking space. He watched Ino drive her old Corolla into the space and woke out of his daze when he realised she was already walking inside of the hospital.
Sakura was chatting intently with Naruto and had endless news to catch up on until her eyes trailed to Sasuke. He seemed to be sulking as he ate his sandwich and she wondered what was wrong with him. Sasuke was the most handsome doctor that Sakura had ever come across and she began to have feelings for him.
It was nothing more than a physical attraction because Sakura knew nothing about Sasuke; only that he had mistaken her for Setsuna. She wondered who was Setsuna, 'Someone close no doubt,' as he had spoken her name in such an intimate manner. Sakura sat up and made her way towards Sasuke in which Naruto followed enviously.
"Sasuke," hissed Naruto softly and recalled, 'The most good looking guy in Konoha hospital is Na- Oops I mean Sasuke Uchiha! In second place is Naruto Uzumaki!' He stomped after Sakura and glared at Sasuke.
Sasuke noticed the two coming towards him and stiffened as the blond man continued to stare at him. When Naruto came closer towards him, Sasuke returned his glare with unblinking eyes and continued the contest for 'who would blink first'. Naruto was no match for Sasuke as he began to blink after 2 minutes.
Sakura broke the tense atmosphere between them and stated, "You two stop staring at each other! Naruto this is Dr Uchiha and he is the head doctor over the department I work in."
"Oh…" replied Naruto.
"Dr Uchiha, this is Naruto or Dr Uzumaki my university friend at America," continued Sakura.
"Huh, yea nice knowing ya," smirked Sasuke.
"Now shake hands and be friends," declared Sakura.
Naruto placed his hand out but Sasuke made no intentions to shake it. He said, "Save it." Before heading back to his office in his cool cold fashion.
"You got attitude problems man!" shouted Naruto from behind.
"Naruto! He's technically half my boss. Anyways I got to go and fill in some paperwork, see you around," said Sakura.
"Bye," waved Naruto.
As Naruto got back to his lunch he realised Hinata was sitting there so he asked, "Hinata, where did you come from?"
Hinata wanted to say, 'We just came out from an operation room…' but instead said, "I just got here."
"Wanna join me for a bowl of ramen," asked Naruto.
Again she had wanted to say, 'No' because she hated the taste of ramen but she didn't want to miss out on her chance to eat with Naruto so she nodded. Naruto paid for her ramen and she began to eat it slowly.
"Hinata what time are you working 'til?" asked Naruto.
"I finish now," she replied shyly and took a deep breath to ask, "How about you?"
"I'm working to 5 p.m.," replied Naruto.
"Naruto-"
"What?"
"Can you eat dinner with me?"
"If Sakura won't eat dinner with me then I'd think about it…"
"Oh," mumbled Hinata disappointedly and whispered, "Do you like her? As in more than just a friend."
Naruto thought for a moment while Hinata hoped, 'Please say no,' but he replied boldly, "Yea I do, why?"
Hinata didn't reply, in fact she was too shocked for words. She had a crush on him for two years yet he has liked the pink haired girl for two years?! "Sorry Naruto, I feel a little sick. I'm going to leave now," she whispered.
Dr S. Nara
Knock Knock
"Come in," shouted Shikamaru.
Ino entered the room filled with astonishment as soon as she saw her new doctor. Her previous personal doctor had recently immigrated overseas forcing her to find a new doctor. Shika didn't blink and was as surprised as Ino; however deep down he had wanted to see her again. Now he knew her name as he looked down at her medical record.
"Hello Ino," welcomed Shikamaru and added, "I didn't think we would meet so quickly again. What a coincident…"
"You're a doctor? You don't look like one!" exclaimed Ino.
"Stop questioning me! Look over there, that's my qualification certificate," replied Shika and added, "I'm going to check your breathing, please face me with your back."
He put his stethoscope to his ears and placed the end up Ino's shirt to listen to her breathing. He addressed, "You have quite an abnormal breathing pattern which is normal for asthmatic patients. I want you to tell me how well you feel before we proceed to a room to have a spirometry breathing test."
"What test?" asked Ino.
"Lung test to see how well you breathe," answered Shika.
"Ok…"
"When I do physical exercises I feel a shortness of breath and sometimes I cough. That's about it," replied Ino.
"How often has it occurred?" asked Shika.
"Sometimes but today was the first time I had an asthma attack," said Ino.
"Have you got a puffer?"
"Yes."
"Keep it with you all the time, understood?"
"Omg… ok!"
"We're going to have the lung test now to see the rate of air that flows in your lungs," ordered Shika who's character seemed to have totally changed to a serious attitude.
After the breathing exercise Shika looked at the breathing graph to tell Ino of her condition. He stated, "The graph indicates that your breathing rate has decreased marginally to your previous test. This could mean that your asthma condition is deteriorating. I don't think you should do too much physical exercise, if there's no more questions please sign here."
"You know what?"
"What?"
"You look so much cooler when you talk professionally," complimented Ino and added, "Wanna eat dinner with me?"
"Ah…" blushed Shika and added, "Sure."
"But it's your shout!"
"Eh… ok!"
Dr K. Hatake's Room…
"Next please," shouted Kakashi.
Anko entered the room with sweat beads on her forehead, as it was her first time in her 29 years of life to take a PAP smear test. She looked at the spiky silver haired doctor with a dark blue mask over his face. He had a scar over his right eye, which gave him a mysterious aurora, and there was a quiet coolness about him.
Kakashi lifted his eyebrows when Anko sat down nervously he spoke, "Ms Mitarashi, please relax and take off your lower clothing."
"Do I have to?" she asked.
"Do you want to take the test or not?" he asked back and added, "It's a safety precaution for women over 18 to take this test. I have here that you're 29 and will be turning 30 soon…"
"You don't have to read out my age! Fine, I'll strip. Wait are there any female doctors?" asked Anko.
"I'm the only gynaecologist in this hospital perhaps you can make a booking elsewhere," stated Kakashi.
Anko sighed before stripping to her panties and mumbled, "What actually are you going to do?"
"I'm going to insert a stick with a tiny brush at the end into your vagina to scrape some cells from your cervix," replied Kakashi and added, "Afterwards I'll do some tests on the cells to test for any abnormal cells."
Kakashi skilfully placed the stick in and with the help of his small microscope on the stick obtained some cervix cells on his brush. When he took the stick out he wiped the cells on a glass slide and told Anko to put back her pants. He took the labelled slide to his lab for further testing before coming back to a fully dressed Anko.
"Am I healthy?" asked Anko.
"I'm afraid I cannot answer that because your cells will go through a series of tests. Come back in two days for your result," replied Kakashi.
Anko thanked the doctor before ringing her boyfriend, Iruka to come out for lunch. After Anko had left Kakashi could still hear her loud voice echoing along the hall. "This is all your fault Iruka! The doctor made me feel so intimated! He sat there with his high-and-mighty look…" rambled Anko.
"Ah-hem," interrupted Tenten and ordered, "Madam please do not talk on your mobile."
"Oh sorry, Iruka I got to go bye," said Anko.
YO! I got all these new ideas and you got to give me some credit because I didn't bull crap everything up. I did some research on this fic so that a more realistic representation can be depicted. I hope you liked the Ino X Shika bits and more characters will be introduced, e.g. Kiba a taxi driver… YAY!!
Thanks:
mdh- Thanks for the compliments; I hope this fic will inspire you in some way… xP
Momo- Love your nickname, Jiraiya is the head doctor of Konoha Hospital.
xYoushax- (I don't bite!) It was an extreme circumstance at 3 a.m. in the morning with only Sasuke available, while Setsuna's brain is just about to explode… P More about her will be revealed later.
Jyaki- I've seen the first series of the soapie… XD but I think that's 5 years ago .
B4By- Gynaecologist- Doctor who specialises in functions and diseases, esp. women.
TriAce- Yea this is different, there isn't many doctor fics…
Benjem, iluvsasuke, animEvivvEzs Mourning Fox- I continued…
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