OK, ummm just so you know, we don't have Rice Crispies, but we do have Rice Bubbles. And no, It is allergic to Rice BUBBLES, (and crispies), and some of the people who are seriously afraid of It, wear chains of Rice Bubbles and Crispies around their necks.

IT IS COPYRIGHT OF CLAIRE ROBINSON AND ME! DON'T YOU DARE STEAL IT.

After the big cleaning frenzy, everybody began arguing over who's mother was better. Why, I don't know, but it's what people do.

Freddy, in his childish voice said, "M-m-my mummy is really good at, at picking noses an-and" he did a little jump of excitement "changing nappies. One of her bestest things is turning off the TV in the middle of a really, really good show...like Play School, and turning off the sprinkler when we're having fun playing in nudie." His friends stared at him in horror. But Freddy kept on going, "An-and she's really good at cooking vege-tab-les...especially brococalli (A/N broccoli) an-and..."

"OK, OK we get the point," said Zack in a desperate attempt to keep him quiet. Thankfully, Dewey told them that it was time to get ready for their visit to Bob.

It was on Thomas the Tank Engine, on the way to 123 Sesame Street, that Summer realised that she hadn't read the letter yet. So she yanked it out of her pocket and called Katie and Lawrence, the only sane ones, over. The letter read,

Dear School of Rock, I understand that you are releasing a television show. If this is true then I believe you should reconsider before it's too late. Your only chance is to tell the television station not to release it. You have been warned

Guess

"Holy whatcha-ma-callit!" cried Katie, "its blackmail!"

They arrived at 123 Sesame Street, ready to go to Laser Force. (A/N if you've never heard of Laser Force, it's a place. You have toy lasers and you have to put on sensors on your shoulders. You then go around shooting everyone on those sensors and you get points. If you shoot three people in a row you get rapid fire ... I'm went there for my friends birthday and my hockey break-up party.) Bob drove them to the centre in one of his trucks. When they arrived they had to make up nicknames...

Freddy – Cool n Crazy

Zack – Blue Leprechaun

Summer – Oompa Loompa

Katie – Kitty Kat

Lawrence – The Hand

Alicia – Lateeda

Marta – Sneaky Sneaky

Tomika – Rubber Band

The others all had an arrangement of weird and wacky nicknames (they are just crazy and are not what I think of them... don't worry) all the way down to 'Dewey – Himself'.

They entered the shooting area where they went to hide in nooks and crannys. Zack and Freddy began arguing loudly so Summer had to go and quiet them down. "Three, two, one and off you go," yelled the mechanical voice. As they started shooting, Summer realised that the three singers weren't anywhere. She didn't pay much attention because you need it all for the game. But then Katie, who had been standing right beside her disappeared.

Summer gasped and stepped backwards into one of the darker rooms. Where was everyone, how come no one was swooning over her? She sighed and thought she better get looking. Suddenly, a large flying party pie flew in front of her yelling "You can run but you can't hide." Summer held her breath and took her stance for karate. "Come out, come out wherever you are. I know you're here. At least I think you are." The flying party pie appeared to give up and it flew away. She moved and it came up behind her had somehow managed to throw her into the meat in its middle.

Inside the party pie must have been sedatives because she awoke when it was dark. Surrounding her were red and yellow striped walls. A large sign said 'Planet Caparlga'. The bed she was lying on was thin with a dark grey sheet. Summer pushed herself to her feet and walked over to the lighted room. She heard voices and listened

OK IM BORED OF BEING NORMAL IM GONNA GO RANDOM.

"So B1, do you like pie?"

"Yes B2 I do know how to fly."

"But B1, I do hate Fatty Bear... little evil ping pong ball.Grrrr."

"Oh be quiet you two," said another voice, "Everyone knows that yellow and green are the new chess board."

"Deary me, where is your brain today?"

"Fiji."

"Barcelona"

"What is with pink Folder World these days? No one knows them. I mean they are soooo the coolest."

"Of course I know the Paperclip man."

"Muffin Man," interrupted New Voice.

"Who lives down Dury Lane?"

"Finland! Finland! My country Finland! Is where the Paperclip man lives," sung B2.

"I didn't know that you knew Freddy Fish!"

"Corgi is my name. And I can fly like Peter Pan!"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but word will never hurt me...and then they threw a dictionary. Sob, sob."

"Ooooh, I didn't know Teddy Bears could lift 274kgs"

"They can't, they only know how to say 'Boo'."

"My name is Bob and I'm a slob, I hate corn cobs but I love my job. I dropped out of school when I was ten and now I live in a chicken pen."

It was then that Summer walked into the futuristic style room. Two large bananas and a man with a face shaped like a CD case stared down at her.

"Excuse me, do you know where I am."

"Yeah, of course, you're on Laser Force Island." They then began their random conversation about combing your hair.

Summer shook her head and walked into the next room which was covered with polka-dots. Inside was Wally from 'Where's Wally'.

"Where am I?" she asked. He just stared at her until a disembodied voice said for Summer to walk towards her right. She walked until she stood in front of an orange door. It opened and there stood............

Bob the Builder! He cackled. "You're mine now! Muhahaha!!" The floor opened up underneath Summer and she fell through. Landing with a thump on the ground below, Summer jumped up and began running. Suddenly she stumbled and when she looked up, she was back in Laser Force. But in the corner of her eye, she saw a shimmer.

"Game over man, game over," said the mechanical voice. Summer walked out dazed. How had the floor opened? Wasn't Bob supposed to be playing Laser Force as well? When Bob came over to tell her that she had come First out of the first round of Laser Force, Summer jumped. He was acting so normal. But when she looked back he had an evil glint in his eye.

Note from the Author: Ok, kinda a weird chapter. WATCH 'KATH AND KIM'! Sorry it's sooo cool. But I've heard that Americans need a glossary to understand the Australian words. Heeeheheehee. Anyway, if you ever get the chance, watch it.