Okay, Hm, I think that, since i haven't done this in a while, i will do it today!

Responses time! Yayness!

Chapter one:

Reaka - thanks for being my first reviewer, as always, i enjoy your thoughts on my works, and apparently there are some BVS fans out there, so I guess that as long as people keep reviewing, then i'll keep writing.

Lady of Sesshomaru - You dont have to YELL! I can hear you just fine. I'm not so sure about it being just as awesome as the real Buffy, but it will be funny.

yfydtyuy - Confusing name, Thanks for reviewing TWICE! And with this kind of encouragement, i think that i will.

HI - Okay! Okay! sheesh, You dont have to yell already! Thankies for your review though

BlueBabe - it's not really supposed to be real, just funny, kinda like "Honey On A Vine". . But, i do write stuff where it isn't so OOC. Thanks for your review!

Demonraider33 - Thanks, i will try.

Otaku Kurai Tenshi - i'm so glad you like Buffy, i've, like memorized the whole first season....Those were the days....8Daydreams of the first fluff scene between Angel and Buffy And i belive i done answered your question. Thanks for reviewing!

Sesshy'sWoman - I'm glad, most of my crap is all depressing and makes people wanna cry. i'm soo happy that i can write something that'll make people laugh.

Chapter Two:

Reaka - Thanks, and I'm not telling! Thanks for the inspiration though, and the review,of course!

KailoverLC - Lemme guess, you like Miroku? I have to admit he is cute, i belive that my boyfriend is a direct descendant of Miroku, i swear it...I'm soo glad it's funny, though.

Inuyashafreak32 - Oh, it could be, you inspired me! (dont ask, i'm just weird that way.) I tink you like de word Fluffy.

Soul-Mage - Cool name, and thanks for the tip. Btw, Xander is Cordelia's makeout partner. They like closets, Janitor closets...utility closets...bedroom closets...chemistry closets...any kind of closet. Shudders at mental image

End of reviewer responses!

if i didn't get to you this time, i will next time.

Once again, i would like to thank you for all of your patience with my computer times and everything. Thankies for all of my loving Reviewers.

Okay, okay, i'll quit showing off and get to the story...

Eventually...

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Kagome: "Scarlet!" Stomps into the room, clutching bow and arrows, scaring the director

"Yeeeeas?"

Kag: "What's the deal with this?!" Pushes script into Scarlet's face

"You mean the makeout scene?"

Kag: "That's exactly what i mean!"

"So?"

Kag: "I am NOT doing this!"

"Why?"

Inu: "Who's Xander?" Taps on Kag's shoulder

Naraku: "I'm Xander." Appearing in the doorway wearing monkey pelt.

"Yup."

Nara: "It is not a MONKEY pelt! it is a BABOON pelt!" Glares at Scarlet

"Look, i'll call it a Jaken pelt if you dont stop picking at people, and i'll make you wear it too!"

Nara: Shudders

"Can we begin?"

All: Nods

"Okay, Fluffy, you come in from the left, you are trying out for cheerleading."

Fluffy: Twirls in cheerleader skirt

All: Shudders

"Okay, who's the cheer capitan and her cronies?"

Looks around stage and grabs up a stuffed bunny and jaken and a stuffed bear.

"You guys are the cheerleaders, Jaken you are the cheer capitan!"

Shuffles back behind the camera.

"Okay, GO!"

Fluff: "Peice of cake." Runs to back of room

Fluff: Turns three backflips, two roundabouts, and a quadruple twist.

(A/N I am not big on gymnastics lingo, so bear with me.)

"Alright, Now Jaken, say your line!"

Jaken: Trembles, shakes...rattles...Squacks...wets hisself.

Nara: "Ha!, The little sht wet himself! Ha haha haha ha ha ha haha!"

Glomps Naraku on the head with sakabatou, Thanks Kenshin

Fluff: "It's okay, Jaken, come on, let's get you cleaned up." Picks up the toad and carries him off to the dressing room.

"Okay...."

Twitch

"Okay, fine, we'll skip that scene! On to scene two!"

Kag: "What's scene two?" Starts flipping through script

"Um....The makeout scene between..."

Bursts out laughing

All: "What?"

Whispers the next scene in Kag's ear

Kag: Bursts out laughing

Inu: "What the fuk is the next scene?"

"Okay..Okay! It's..the makeout scene between....Willow and Ozz!"

Bursts out laughing again

Inu and Kouga: "Hll NO!"

"Oh yeah!"

Inu and Kouga: "We are not doing THAT!"

"Okay, if it makes you feel better, then i will put Jaken as Willow and switch you two out as we go along "

Inu and kouga: "No! We'll do it we'll do it!"

"Okay, Rolling!"

Inu and Kouga: Lean in to kiss, both with a descusted look on their faces.

"Come on, look like you want it, or we will do this scene fifteen times until you get it right!"

Inu and kouga: glares evilly at Scarlet

"Get to it!"

Inu and Kouga: Closes eyes and imagines they are about to Kiss Kag and...

Buzzer goes off and Scarlet jumpes up, knocking camera over.

Inu and Kouga: Smooch! Smooch smooch

"Alright! Cut! Sorry, but the camera got nocked over, can we do that take again?"

Inu and Kouga: "Die!" Chases after Scarlet, pulling out swords on the way

"Aaaack! Run away!"

"That's it for today! Now i have to run for my life, cuz i think you would like for me to finish this!

Runs away, Inu and Kouga chasing after her

Kag: "Okay..."

Kikyou: Popping up through the floorboards "it it time for my part yet?"

All: "NO!"

Kik: "Hmph." dodges stuffed bear and goes back down into the lower basement.

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Okay, that's it for this chappie, now on to the reviewing time!

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