Disclaimer: We don't own Inuyasha and crew. (Though we often wish we did) all we own, are our own characters: Bob, Cheese, and Snack.
Inuyasha glared at the sidewalk as he made his way back to Kagome's
House. Here he was, with two dollars, and 3998 more to pay off. He thought about his options: Somehow get a job that pays well, and accepts people with dog ears, swords, and feudal era clothing, ask his friends for help, or go kill Koga, and have Kagome be sitting him for the next five years. Though he longed for the first part of the third option, he decided to ask his friends for help, because he's a lazy little bum who hates to do all the work, well usually anyway. ( :P )
He looked around the well house, then looked up at the sky, seeing a giant pancake floating around aimlessly. (o.O) He looked into the well, and jumped in.
After climbing out of the well on the feudal side of it, he spotted Miroku, Sango, Kikyo, Shippo, Naraku, Sesshomaru, Kirara, and of course, Myoga all sitting there having a nice ramen picnic. A huge question mark appeared above his head, which was promptly eaten by a flying pancake. Miroku looked up "We have all agreed to form a temporary alliance as long as there is ramen on this side of the well." Inuyasha stared at them all, Sango smiled and asked, "Won't you have some ramen, Inuyasha?" Inuyasha responded with another question, "WHERE IN THE SEVEN HELLS DID YOU GET ALL THAT RAMEN!?!?!?!?" Naraku stood up and replied, "Kagome said that you had bought a bunch of ramen, and that we could have some." Inuyasha walked over to Naraku and punched him in the face, "Well who do you think is going to help me pay for all this ramen, eh? EH!?!?!?" Shippo jumped up, "No one, you're going to pay for it all by yourself, Kagome said that you had enough money. Inuyasha picked the kitsune up by his tail and held him up to his face, "Well, to tell ya the truth, I'm broke, and you're all going to help me pay for all this ramen!" Miroku looked up from his bowl of ramen, "What will we get if we help?" Inuyasha glared at the monk, "For one thing, you'll live to see tomorrow, and I'll give you a bowl of ramen a day if you help. Plus, you'll have access to Kagome's "television" ,I think its called." Suprisingly it was Sesshomaru who stood up first, "I'll help, but make it two bowls of ramen, and let me fight you after you've paid off this debt, little brother." Inuyasha glared at Sesshomaru, "Fine, but we have to have our swords for the whole fight, or else." Bob, Snack and Cheese suddenly magically appeared behind Inuyasha. Cheese ran over to Miroku and proclaimed, "Oh Miroku! How I've missed you! I can rent us an Apartment, so you won't have to stay with anybody else but me while you're helping Inuyasha!" Cheese saw Sango's expression and edited her sentence, "I meant, anyone but Sango, and me."
Snack applied herself to Worshipping Inuyasha's ears and shiny sword.
Meanwhile, Bob stole a packet of oriental flavored ramen, filled the bowl with hot water (without the ramen) dunked Naraku and Kikyo with the water, and then refilled the bowl with hot water, and put in the ramen and flavoring. The whole company sweatdropped at the sight of the threesome.
Inuyasha turned, and started walking towards the well, "So, you coming, or not?" He was in the middle of jumping into the well, when Bob held up a finger, "How you gonna get everyone here into Kagome's time? Only you can get through." Cheese looked up, "Yeah, you need a way to get there without the well." Snack jumped up, "How about the magical trash can of doom!?" Bob made a trash can magically appear out of nowhere. "Jump in, and don't worry about the super glue, you won't stick, because its not shiny superglue." Inuyasha looked at the super glue filled trash can, then at the strange trio. "You first." Bob gulped down the rest of her ramen, and jumped in to the magical trashcan of doom. Snack, and then Cheese quickly followed her. They instantly disappeared. Inuyasha glared at the humans and demons around him, "All of you go before me, I'm not letting you break your promise." Everyone made a mad rush towards the trashcan, and all jumped in at the same time, magically, they were all able to fit. ( o.O )
Inuyasha stood up, and looked around, they were sitting next to a large trashcan behind Kagome's house. Bob stood up, "So, now we just have to get you all jobs! Miroku stood up, "Do you have any suggestions where we could work? I could go get rid the demons in that house over there, Miroku motioned to the largest and richest looking house on the block. Snack shook her head, "Nope, people won't think you're sane. We were thinking that you could work at the ladies underwear department at Burgeners. I hear they pay well." Cheese jumped up, "And I could help!" Sango whacked Cheese on the head with her boomerang, "And where should the rest of us work?" Bob grinned evily and looked around, "I have some Ideas...."
Bob pulled a piece of paper out of nowhere and held it up to all of them, "We have come up with a list of jobs you all can do!" The piece of paper read:
Miroku: Employee at ladies dept. at Bergeners
Inuyasha: Dog trainer
Sesshomaru: Beauty parlor employee
Kirara: Official guard of the sacred ramen
Naraku: terrorist
Shippo: Magician (o.O)
Kikyo: One of those people who work at the place where the dead people go before they're buried
Inuyasha looked the list up and down, "WHAT!?!?!?! A DOG TRAINER!?!?!?!?!? DO I LOOK LIKE A DOG TRAINER TO YOU!?!?!?!?"
Everyone nodded.
Inuyasha mumbled some curse words and sat down.