Mystical Moonstar: Thanks to all my reviewers I will try to keep updating as soon as possible as I can but you know with school and all. Well I have forgotten so far to but a disclaimer in my story to here it is!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, as much as I would like to, and I don't own any of the songs I use in my story, I only own the story plot and any new characters I might add through out the story.
So on with the story!
Chapter 4
The day passed without anything going wrong for Hermione! She had gotten almost all of her homework finished and was getting ready for her big plan.
Hermione was going to set up the great hall for her presentation with the help of Ginny and Luna who ha asked to help out, and wanting to get to know Luna a little better said yes.
That day an announcement had been sent out to all the students that an important announcement would be announced at supper a six o'clock and that all students had to be present.
Finally when the clock chimed six o'clock the great hall was ready and they all took their places.
"Welcome, I know that you are all hungry but our dear Head Girl has an announcement that concerns some of the complaints she has been receiving of late so the floor is all your Miss. Granger," Dumbledor told them.
On the stage appeared Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Fred and George. Hermione walked up to the magical microphone that Dumbledor had been using only minutes ago and said, "Hello and I am sorry to delay your supper but I am sick and tired of getting the same complaints all the time, so I have decided to give all the guys in this room a lesson."
Groans could be heard through out the room from all the boys, the girls just smiled and hit their boyfriends for complaining.
Suddenly a voice shouted out, "How come you are only giving the boys a lesson why not the girls too."
"Because it's been the girls complaining about how you have been bad boyfriends, I mean checking out other girls, telling them that they are not pretty enough or not telling your friends who you are seeing. I hate to tell all of you this even you "purebloods" even Muggles treat their girls better than you guys have. So on with the lesson. I am going to do what I find is the easiest and sing to you what you guys should and shouldn't do! With the help of a Muggle recording artist Shania Twain I am going to teach you! First I am going to tell you what us girls really hate! The title of this song is 'That Don't Impress Me Much'!"
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smartBut you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your broom good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right! Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a broom
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Merlin or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me
When the song ended all the girls broke into applause the guys just sat there shocked, "Now this song is to tell you what girls want so you better be listening because I am only singing this once ok! Hit it!"
This is what a woman wants...Any man of mine better be proud of me
Even when I'm ugly he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that's fine
But he better be on time
Any man of mine'll say it fits just right
When last year's dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hair day
And if I change my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine
Well any man of mine better disagree
When I say another woman's lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and I burn it black
He better say, mmmm, I like it like that yeah
And if I changed my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine
You gotta shimmy shake
Make the earth quake
Kick, turn, stomp, stomp, then you jump
Heel to toe, Do Si Do
'Til your boots wanna break
"Til your feet and your back ache
Keep it movin' 'til you just can't take anymore
Come on everybody on the floor
A-one two, a-three four
Hup two, hum
If you wanna be a man of mine, that's right
This is what a woman wants...
"Well with all this said I hope you treat your girls better boys because if I hear anymore complaints I will personally give you a lesson and let me tell you it won't be anything like this ok! It will be much, much worse. Well enjoy your dinner everyone!"
With that said Hermione and her friends took their seats and ate their dinner in peace.
The next morning was a Saturday and Hermione and Ginny were up at 6:30 in the morning.
"Hermione why are we up this early?" asked Ginny.
"Because we need to work out! I mean we haven't done anything since we got here and we don't want to get out of shape do we? You can go back to sleep but I am going to work out today for all the days we missed!" Hermione told her and started to run around the Quidditch field.
Ginny did a few laps of the field and then went back to the dorm because she had some homework she hadn't finished that she wanted to get out of the way.
Hermione then went to have some breakfast and waited until everyone was finished their meals until she moved the tables and plugged in a Muggle CD player and started to practice some of her dances and kick boxing routines, while everyone was at Hogsmead.
Hermione was having so much fun she didn't notice Fred and George walk in and sit down around lunch. Hermione had a little sandwich and went back to work. She loved to dance and kick box. They were her favorite things other than signing.
It was now around three o'clock in the afternoon and Ron, Harry and Neville walked into the great hall to see Hermione dancing and Fred and George sitting off to the side with their mouths open.
Since Hermione hadn't noticed them, they walked over to Fred and George.
"Hey guys, how are you?" asked Harry.
"Oh, hey there we didn't see you come in! Do you guys need to practice?" asked Fred noticing that they had their instrument with them.
"Ya we, asked Dumbeldor if we could use the great hall for practice but it seems that it is already in use. How much longer do you think she will be here because we would really like to practice?" asked Ron.
"Oh well, if you want to practice we will get her out of here. Finally and excuse to get her out of here. She has been here since breakfast ended and before that we have it form Ginny she had done laps of the Quidditch field. She really loves to work out and since she doesn't get a lot of it done during the week she goes crazy on Saturday." George told them.
Just then Hermione noticed everyone and turned off her music and got her towel that she had brought with her and dried herself off. "Do you guys need this place?" she called out to them.
"Ya, that is if you're finished!" Neville called back.
"Ya whatever! Hey Ron I was wondering if you liked the idea of a Halloween dance this year! We could have Fred and George be the Dj's and you guys could play a few songs if you wanted but I thought it would be fun to have a dance?" Hermione asked Ron waling up to talk with them.
"Ya that sounds cool, and people could wear costumes." Ron said.
"Ok since you agree I will send a request to Dumbledor and when it gets approved I will call for a meeting with all the Prefects and we can organize the dance." With that said Hermione walked out of the room to go take a shower.
"Well at least she sounded nice to us today! I mean we really were jerks to her and now she is at least talking politely! That's a step in the right direction!" Harry pointed out.
"Well if we are going to be playing at the Halloween dance we better get practicing we wouldn't want to embarrass ourselves now would we!" Ron told them setting up the gear they had brought with them.
Dear Professor Dumbledor,
I would like to put in a request to have a Halloween dance on October 31. I have already asked the Head Boy. Ronald Weasley, if he agreed to the idea and he thought it was a good idea also. We would also like to put in a request that the students that attend be able to wear a costume. I would also like to request that students of all ages be able to attend the dance or at least have two different dances at different times so the younger ages have a dance from 6:00 until 8:30 and the older students from 9:00 until 12:00. The years to attend the first dance would be first years to forth years and the fifth years to seventh years attend the latter dance. Please consider this request,
Your Head Girl,
Hermione Granger
As Dumbledor read this he smiled. 'Hermione sure has a way with words,' he thought.
He then wrote his reply.
Miss Granger,
I don't see why not. Call your Prefects together to put together two different dances!
Dumbledor
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