Bob looked around, "So now, since there's seven of you, and three of us.... We're gonna need one more person to get a job, and then another person to help you get jobs." The entire group of people all had question marks appear above their heads and stared blankly at Bob. She sighed and held up another piece of paper it read:
Kirara, Miroku—Jobs will be found by Cheese
Sesshomaru, Inuyasha---- Jobs will be found by Bob
Shippo,??? ----- Jobs will be found by ???
Naraku, Kikyo---- Eheheheh sorry Snack, you're gonna hafta find their jobs
Sango looked at the list, "I'm not on here?!?!?!? Don't I get a job?" Bob nodded
"Yeah, you get to clean all our apartments."
"WHAT!?!?!?"
"I said, you get to clean all our apartments, and cook good food too."
"..."
"See, I knew you'd like it."
"I never said I liked it."
"Too bad bub."
"Are you three gonna have jobs too?" Inuyasha quickly asked. Snack shook her head.
"There WILL be four of us and, no... Bobs been fired from every single place in the country, Cheese is allergic to too many things, and I end up eating the factory when I get hungry, and they don't feed me."
"So, who's the fourth one then? And the mystery person who's gonna get a job?"
Cheese pulled a whistle out of nowhere and blew it three times, it was a dog whistle, so only pore inu heard the horrible loud noise.
Suddenly, a human about the size and age of Cheese appeared out of nowhere, she was holding a calculator, and was wearing a shirt that had Koga's name and picture all over it. She stood staring at Bob, Cheese and Snack. "WHERES MY KOGA?" Bob pulled out a piece of paper, and said, "Will ya go get Koga for us? Because we're all lazy bums, and we'll give you a bowl of ramen?" The New arrival nodded vigorously. "YES SIR!" Then she jumped into the magical trashcan of doom and disappeared. Bob glared after her, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YA THAT I'M A GIRL! NOT A 'SIR'!" After a few seconds, the person with the calculator magically appeared out of the magical trashcan of doom. She was dragging a swirly-eyed wolf demon behind her. Bob showed her the piece of paper and whom she was assigned to. She looked the paper up and down and fell over laughing, "SNACK HAS KIKYO? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Bob shook her head. "We're figuring she'll hold back until Kikyo has earned some money. NOW EVERYONE GET INTO THEIR GROUPS!!!!" So now the completed groups were as follows:
Kirara, Miroku—Cheese
Sesshomaru, Inuyasha---- Bob
Shippo, Koga----- Bnana
Naraku, Kikyo---- Snack
Bob looked over at Koga and Shippo, "This is Bnana, she'll be helping finding you jobs. She doesn't bite, only I do that." Bob looked over at Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, "All right then, you male bitch bastards!!! GET TO WORK!!!" Snack looked over at Bob while in the middle of pulling out a whiplash to punish Kikyo and Naraku with, "Y'know, that doesn't make ANY sense Bob." Bob grinned, "I just felt like cussing. Deal with it. Or, would you like me to tell you what I think of Naraku and Kikyo? EH!?!? EH!?!?!?" Snack shook her head and began herding Kikyo and Naraku towards where they were going to be getting their jobs, "That's all right, you cuss enough at school anyway, I'm tired of it." Bnana picked up Shippo and put him on her shoulder, then got the still swirly-eyed Koga up off the ground, and began dragging him off to where he was going to get his job, at the Martial arts Academy. Cheese pulled Miroku over towards Burgners, "Lets go, my little pumpkin!"
Bob looked around the dog-training facility, "HELLO!?!?! ANYONE IN THIS DAMNED DUMP!?!?!?" A strange woman with white eyes popped out from behind a corner, she had silvery hair, and looked extreemly old, 90 to say the least. She wore a primitive dog scull on her head, and was carrying a long staff with feathers and bones and all that mystic crap on it. She grinned and began giggling like a preppy schoolgirl. "HIYA!!! WELCOME TO THE DOG TRAINING FACILITY!!! I'M STEFFIE!!!" She began hopping up and down like a young child, "Ooooo!! What cute doggies you have!!! Can I pet one? They're sooooo CUUUUTTTEEEE!!!!!" Bob sweatdropped, "I was wondering if you were looking for a gifted employee?" The old hag jumped up and down, "Ooooo Goody!! I was hoping you'd ask! I need a couple of employees! And, here we pay well too! $50 an hour!"
Bob was stunned.
"Lady, This is Inuyasha, he'll be working with you for a while. I'll check back every so often to make sure that he doesn't eat you."
The old bag grinned, "I don't mind if he eats me!"
Sesshomaru turned and began walking out the door, "I am ready to find my Job now."
