Everybody wants Remmie
By KerrianneLupin
Chapter three
Sexy Sirius
DISCLAIMER – Actually they do and your point being?
AUTHOR NOTE – Here we are, chapter three. I decided to update sooner because you all seemed to like scary Peter so much. Sirius is so much cooler then Peter and hell I did enjoy writing this chapter. It's my gift to myself because I had to write 4 essays under exam conditions today and I think I deserve this. I haven't been able to revise for all this time and it was doing my nut in, there's only so much revision I can take. Anyway enjoy.
THANK YOU'S – Pweatherby – Well you got your wish as you can see the gorgeous Sirius Black is indeed next to take the centre stage of thought. Sorry to keep you waiting so long before but at least you didn't have to wait long this time.
AffectedMango0 – Yep no one is immune to the charms of Remus Lupin not even the teachers. Glad you're liking the story so much it's nice to please one of my favourite reviewers :0D
Snape's Secret – Yep I scared myself with Peter though that isn't hard to do trust me when I say that any kind of horror of freakiness is not my thing. Too much imagination! Yeah Peter is bizarre but hey it's Peter the dude betrayed the people who would die for him for someone who looks like a snake, can't be all right in the head can he?
Fina – Here he is the lovable Sirius and he has a plan. What plan? You'll have to read on and see. Remus rock? He rocks the whole universe that's why he's so fantastic!
Amaya – horny Remus how I love thee even though it is for one week only what a good week it must be. Yeah Remus has it good in this story. He sleep with 4 girls but those are the 4 he chooses to, doesn't mean there are others who don't lust after him… Yeah!
Titou Moony :-p – Wouldn't we all, I would do anything to be on that list of 4 girls. I'd be the 5th one. Yep I always view Remus as gorgeous when he was younger, it was just the circumstances he found himself in which forced him to grow old. Long live sexy Remus is all I have to say!
Lilastar – How can I resist a two handed vote? I can't I tell you I just can't so enjoy the chapter with the sexist man around bar one. Sirius Black doesn't it make you just wanna swoon on the spot!
Artificial intelligence - Yeah Well I wouldn't exactly call Peter observant, freaky yes but observant no. Perhaps Sirius would do better yep you got your vote but remember it's only one vote at a time if you want Lily for the next chapter you'll have to vote for her in your review! :0D
Padfoot4eva – Damn right Padfoot should be forever. Damn you J. K. Rowling how could you take him away from us… oh yeah sorry bout that err yeah I agree with you completely there is no character better then Remus… of wait what about…. Naw we're right. There's just something about Remus!
There he was all by himself sitting at the library table that we always sat at. He had been at it 2 hours with that girl, what's her face, and then he had walked out and disappeared with a really satisfied look on his face. Should have known really that he would have been here I mean where else would Remus Lupin go if he wasn't with us, asleep or with one of his girls. The other two were happily involved with other stuff… ok so they don't know I've disappeared they'll realise it soon enough but hopefully me and Remmie will be long gone and having some serious fun before they even guess where we are. I am after all Sirius Black and I've have charms that most women and men fall under the spell of and trust me when I say that not even Remus will be able to keep his hands off of me, then again who's to say that he want to anyway?
I felt strangely nervous so taking a deep breath I loosened my tie and undid the top button revealing tanned flesh. Thank god all I have to do is look at a sunray to get a tan it definitely made things easier for me. I had already sprayed the cologne on that Remus once mentioned liking so I was all set to go. Operation seduce wolfie was under way.
I set out from behind the bookcase I had been hiding… I mean chilling behind and walked calmly up to the other boy. I noticed as usual that most of the conversation in the library died and people stopped everything to turn round and stare at me, usual reaction and as usual it made me grin. It was kinda cool to have that much power over people. Scrap kinda cool it was fucking awesome.
I pulled one of the chairs out by the method of hooking my size 8 shoes round it and collapsed in it looking up at the figure in front of me. Remus was reading a big, dusty, heavy book that looked incredibly dull so no doubt he found it utterly fascinating. His jumper was draped casually over the back of the old wooden chair; his hands were tangled into his hair as he read softly, his mouth mouthing without sound. For a second I stared transfixed at those lips before I shook my head and carried my casual musings. His face was tanned causing freckles to be littered across his nose and cheeks, damn sexy freckles if you ask me and dark lashes hid his eyes from view. He looked as gorgeous as ever and if anyone turns round and says that Remus Lupin doesn't know he looks good then do me a favour and give them a punch from me because trust me when I say that he does.
"Hey Remmie" I muttered tracing a pattern on the table as I leaned back in my seat, my eyes followed the pattern
"Hello Sirius" he replied back, his voice sounded amused. I looked up and gave him my best innocent look the one that I know made my eyes look so much bluer then usual
"What you doing?" I asked meeting his eyes for a second before glancing casually away. I'd be damned but God those eyes did it for me every solitary eyes I take one look in them and I'm ready to jump him and fuck his brains out. That seriously can't be a good reaction to have can it?
"Hmmm let me think" he pretended to look thoughtful "I'm in a library with a large opened book in front of me which my eyes were glued to before you interrupted me so you know Siri I think I may have just been reading. Not sure though what do you think?" I grinned before I could iron it out instead trying to look hurt. Whenever Remus got laid as in he got seriously laid like he did this afternoon then he was always a happy boy, a very sarcastic boy but a happy one none the less and pretty soon it was going to be me who got that reaction out of him and not some random girl that he thinks is pretty because she has curly hair. Yeah he's a sucker for curly hair though I don't see the attraction.
"You just might be or doing a real good act of someone reading" I replied back lazily watching from under my lashes to see a smile curve his lips. Damn fine lips too.
"I am good at all I do" he replied back just as lazily. He pushed the book away and leaned back in his chair and gave me a long steady look, I resisted twitching under it only by stubbornness alone "Why are you here?" he questioned me, I shrugged
"Can't a guy see his best friends or do I need to make an appointment now just to see you" I imagine that a slight bit of jealousy entered my voice at that point. Slight… ok loads what can I say I hate him fucking other people when he hasn't even given me a try yet. Remus smiled slightly
"You'd never have to make an appointment" I went to say something when I realised the tone of his voice, feeling my eyes widen slightly I looked up and was met with a smirk and a set of glittering amber eyes in which the blue and silver were showing up slightly more predominantly then usual. I smiled back slowly. The wolf was coming out tonight.
"Really" I replied before I mentally hit myself what was up with me I was always cool it was my role, I was the god damn cool one of the group.
"Depends on what you want to see me for. I may drop everything if it's important enough… Not James of course" he added thoughtlessly at the end. I frowned slightly at that. James? What did he have to do with this?
"Well the two of you are best mates I wouldn't ask you to drop James" I replied smoothly ignoring what he said, "I might ask you to drop Lisa perhaps" Remus lifted an eyebrow and tilted his head at me.
"I'm quite fond of Lisa" he said "She's good for me, does great massages and when my back and neck hurt and she kisses it better well…" he trailed off and pulled the book towards him "I'd have to find someone who was equally good at that" he looked up at me "Know anyone who fit the bill?" a slight tremor went through me. I loved Remus like this he was only like it for this one week other then that he was quiet and studious, preferring people he doesn't know to leave him alone but at this time he welcomed company and he thrived on physical contact. During this week was the time for hugs and kisses in front of others, this was the week for sex with Remus otherwise no one else knows. It was the week that I loved being a close friend of Remus's. Now he continued bringing his eyes back to the book and casually turning the page "I hear Lily's good at them and she is a very pretty girl don't you think. She's been giving me the eye all week so if there's no better offer then…" he became silent and apparently engrossed in whatever he was reading as I frowned at him. Lily Evans. The Lily Evans little miss goody two shoes. Sure she was gorgeous with that red curly hair and those green eyes but she was nothing on Remmie. I frowned she had curly hair perhaps it was a pattern.
"I know someone who could…"
"Remus, Sirius there you are" ii frowned darkly as I turned to see James walking up, hands in his pockets, his eyes flickered between the two of us then he looked slightly triumphant sitting down in the remaining seat on the table
"Can't believe you buggered off without telling me Padfoot," he said lightly "Leaving me with just bloody Peter for company I'm surprised I didn't throw myself out the window" Remus smiled
"You'll be no good to us dead James" he remarked with a laugh. James immediately turned to him and grinned in that off handily charming way he has. For an instant I entertained the thought of ramming a quill up his nose but resisted instead. He was my best friend after all
"Naw" he replied, "What would you do without me Moony?" for an instant the hazel eyes looked serious before Remus answered
"Cry you a river baby," he remarked with a laugh, James nodded and sighed
"Understandable I would cry if I died as well" Remus closed the book with a bang and spoke
"Did you do the spell" he spoke calmly but the eager look on his face wasn't hidden at all. Remus was really excited over his master plan
"Nearly" I replied, Remus turned and frowned
"Nearly?" he repeated "Surely it shouldn't take this long" James smiled
"One more ingredient Remmie and then we'll have it" Remus face relaxed and he looked away with a distant look in his eyes
"I can't wait" he muttered "It will be so good, their faces…." He trailed off and from the look of pleasure on his face his fantasy of everyone's reaction was a good one… speaking of reactions.
"Remus" we all looked up to see Lisa standing there leaning against the wall "Simon said you wanted to chat" she looked at him and smiled. Remus nodded his head
"Yeah I did" he stood up lazily and pushed the book towards James "Do me a favour mate and put that away" James nodded eyes going wide
"Again?" he said in a strangled kind of voice "Remmie didn't you do it for two hours earlier on?" Remus looked innocently at him though the voice he spoke in was anything but innocent
"What's the point in all this stamina and energy if I don't find a way to use it" James gulped and quickly stood up and walked away keeping the book fairly low. I watched Remus grin after him before he turned to me "Remember what I said Padfoot if you find anyone, anyone at all then let me know" I nodded
"I will" I replied and with a smile at me he turned and left. I didn't watch him go though I was tempted to see his ass move instead I began thinking.
Remus definitely knew everyone's feelings towards him, he was far too observant and bright for his own good and it was only in this week that he would make use of it but this was the first week he had flirted, and he bloody had, with me and a small amount with James. I knew what he was hinting at with his comments so I grinned and ran my hand through my hair. This was going to be easier then I thought. One massage and he was going to be all mine or my name isn't Sirius Morgan Black.
A/N – isn't Remus a bad boy… but at the same time I can't help but love the mere thought of it. I do Remus if I had a chance :0D as would Sirius as you can see. After Peter it was a relief to write a normal character. Please review but no flames please and yep I mean it as well.
NEXT CHAPTER – Who do you want? Lily? James? Snape? Peter not Sirius or perhaps…. Remus himself let me know and I'll update as soon as I can!