Hiya! Next chapter, nothin' more to say! : P Have a nice day! : P (or else!) : P I'm hyper! And it's four in the morning! I'll stop ranting now! : P

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Kagome growled at Inuyasha and muttered the all feared word, "Sit!"

Inuyasha unhappily slammed on the ground face first as a response.

Kagome looked at the in-pain Inuyasha happily, and continued the story.

"The Happy Ponies were really mad at the demon, so they all resurrected themselves, and placed the demon in a cage that no one could escape from. Then they killed the half demon that lived in the palace, and decided to live in the palace, baking happy cookies and happy food that tasted good for the rest of their happy lives."

"It should be crappy lives..." Inuyasha muttered.

Kagome glared at Inuyasha and shouted, "SIT!!!"

You know what happens. Inuyasha slammed on the ground face first, and died, except he didn't die. ( o.o )

Then Miroku happily continued the magical story of doom, "The centaurs, were too strong for the demon's spell, and so they weren't his evil minions. Instead, they got nail polish, de-super glued their shirts, took them off, and set out on a quest to find the heroic monk who would be all of their husbands!"

Everyone sitting around the campfire sweat dropped, and looked apologetically at Sango, who took up the duty of de-perverting the story.

"Then the centaurs, decided that they would attract less attention on their quest if they had their tops on. So they put their tops on, and set out on a quest to kill the monk who would have been all of their husbands, had he not been perverted. So they decided to find the magical amulet of shininess, which could destroy the monk, save the happy ponies, and kill the evil demonic being inside the cage!"

Inuyasha glared at everyone, and then continued the story.

"The evil demon that was trapped in the cage of no return, or whatever. Placed a curse on the centaurs, and happy ponies, and then escaped the cage because he was too powerful for it. Then, he killed the happy ponies. And decided to go on a quest, and seek revenge on the centaurs."

Shippo bounded out from behind a bush and smiled cutely, "Can I help with the story Kagome?" Kagome smiled, "Sure, Shippo!" Shippo grinned, "Alright! Here I go!"

Shippo took a deep breath and began to tell his part, "The happy ponies, decided to tell the centaurs where the magical amulet of shininess was, and gave them a piece of paper, with directions: The magical amulet of shininess is hidden in the treasury of the secret castle which is on the secret hill of secret ness that no one can ever find."

Kagome smiled, "That was nice Shippo! My turn! The centaurs set out on a quest to find the magical amulet of shininess is hidden in the treasury of the secret castle, which is on the secret hill of secret ness that no one can ever find. The happy ponies, also decided to help the centaurs find the magical amulet of shininess that would destroy the evil demon of evilness."

Miroku sighed, "The centaurs removed their tops and-"

"And put them back on after taking a short bath in some hot springs.... Your turn dog boy." Sango sighed, this was getting tiring.

Inuyasha grinned, "The evil demon somehow got word of the magical amulet of shininess that is hidden in the treasury of the secret castle which is on the secret hill of secret ness that no one can ever find, and decided to try to destroy the centaurs and happy ponies before they could get the amulet, and destroy him."