Yugi (in sexy Yami form) was, as usual, playing with his big ol' deck. It doesn't matter who he was dueling because he would win. Because that's the name of the show. Anyways, Kaiba wandered onto the scene with a purpose, although how someone can wander with a purpose is beyond me...anyways, he of course challenged Yugi to a duel. Because that is what he does. Anyways, he (meaning Kaiba) in his sexy, deep whiskey-n-cigarettes voice, demanded a duel. Because Kaiba likes getting beat down like a bitch. Anywho, Yugi accepted because if he was to turn down a duel, it would make him a woman. Because that's the name of the game. That's why Yugi never turns down a duel, even when it's against the most stupidest person in the world (namely his friend and probably weekend lover Joey!).
Yugi's little cheering cheerleader team (consisting of that bitch Téa, that pervert whose American name I can't remember but in Japan they call him Honda, and Yugi's friend and possibly weekend lover Joey!) appeared on the scene to make cheesy speeches about the power of friendship and love. They were dressed as peacocks, but because they were the anime equivalent to the chorus in a highschool musical, that didn't matter. Yugi and Kaiba were all set to duel, but suddenly a flock of REAL peacocks appeared on the scene. They carried Téa off to mate with her, and then pecked her to death when they discovered she was really Michael Jackson.
Anyways, Yugi and Kaiba were dueling and stuff, spanking their decks and whipping out suggestive cards (like the blue-headed albino penis card) and FIRST Kaiba was winning because his blue-headed albino penis was too large and massive for Yugi to take in all at once. But then Yugi countered it with the Jewish Rabbi brisque card. Defeated and shortened by at least two inches, Kaiba sank to his knees, mouth open wide. He had lost. Again. Because obviously he wasn't learning from the previous times when Yugi totally ass-raped him at Duel Monsters.
Kaiba was sad because he'd been ass-raped at Duel Monsters for the umpteenth time. He bitched and moaned and rubbed his sore ass (which is a metaphor for his ego) and then he scraped his deck together and stormed off sexily...is sexily a word?
Anyways, Yami Yugi then proceeded to have his illicit way with the sweeter side of himself in the YamixYugi yaoi pairing...which pretty much amounts to masturbation. Joey and Honda were left on the sidelines in their peacock costumes until the rampaging horde of peacocks that pecked Téa to death earlier came back to impregnate them with their peacock monkey baby sperm.
THE END