MSN: Wizarding style!!
Chapter 2
The next day, the first thing Ginny did when she woke up was turn on her laptop. Yup, she was obsessed all right! She checked the chat rooms but nobody was on…Ginny wondered why. She looked at the time – it was 6:00 am!!! No wonder!! And people on the other side of the earth didn't have wiz-internet!! Everyone in her whole house was still asleep. Then, the laptop made a buzz. She looked at the screen. Someone was online!! WOW! Actually…not that 'wow' because SHE was online…
Ginny looked at the person's screen name---monkey butts rule!--- uhh…right….well, might as well talk to this person. She had nothing better to do…
angel says:
hi
monkey butts rule! says:
ur a gurl rite?
angel says:
uhh…ya…wut about u?
Ginny was not looking forward to the answer…what if this person was a girl?! A girl who likes monkey butts?!?! ……
monkey butts rule! says:
I'm a guy.
That was a close one!
angel says:
y is ur name 'monkey butts rule!'?
monkey butts rule! says:
…cuz they DO! DUH!
monkey butts rule! says:
sumthin tells me ur not from Africa…A/N This was not meant to offend anyone who lives in Africa. I'm sorry if it did. =(
angel says:
uhhh…u mean people in Africa think monkey butts rule?
monkey butts rule! says:
well…DUH!!
monkey butts rule! says:
but…it's kinda an inside jk…sooo….ya..
angel says:
riiiite…..-nods- ur weird.
monkey butts rule! says:
well…I don't think I'm as weird as u…
angel says:
w/e
monkey butts rule! says:
sooo…wut country do u live in?
angel says:
Britain
monkey butts rule! says:
ahhh…u want to add me to ur buddy list?
angel says:
wait
Ginny didn't know what a buddy list was. She went and got the instruction book that her father gave her. She found the buddy list section quite easily.
A buddy list is where you add the wiz-mail addresses of wizards you are friends with. This buddy list will alert you whenever one of the wizards in it is online. There will be a little tune, and it is different from the buzzing you get when a stranger logs on. To add a contact, press 'add a contact' and there will be instructions following that. Just so you know, you need to know the wiz-mail address of the contact and not the screen name.
angel says:
sure, wut's ur wiz-mail address?
monkey butts rule! says:
monkeyninjahotwizmail.com
angel says:
mine's angelwhotwizmail.com
monkey butts rule! says:
well, I gtg…bi!
angel says:
k
angel says:
bi
Ginny got up and yawned, she was tired again…ah well, might as well go to sleep…Ginny closed her eyes and raven hair and green eyes danced before her eyes…
"GINNY!!! WAKE UP!!! OR ELSE WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!"
Ginny's eyes shot open. She glared at Ron, "What was that for?!?! I was SLEEPING!!!"
Ron grinned evilly at her, "Well… I felt like it… I mean, it's the day after your birthday right? So, I had to be nice to you for a WHOLE day!! Now, I'm making it back up!"
Ginny laughed and threw her pillow at Ron. Ron yelled, "Hey!!"
Then, he grabbed another pillow and started smacking Ginny repeatedly on the head. In another ten seconds, it had become a full-fledged pillow fight. Even Fred and George were in the fight, even though they WERE supposed to be at their store right now… (How they knew there was a pillow fight and how they got to the pillow fight is beyond anyone's comprehension)
Just then, their mom came into the room. She took one look and fainted. Ginny, Ron, Fred and George didn't even notice. After 10 minutes, Molly Weasley got up off of the floor, finding that faking fainting will not get her anywhere. She sighed, well, the screaming and yelling and spanking HAD to be done…
"STOP FIGHTING AND GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP OR ELSE!!!!"
"Or else what, mum?" asked George (or was it Fred?) with an innocent look on his face.
Molly Weasley scowled, and put on her most evil death glare. Fred (or was it George?) shrank away from her, and started to sob. Ginny watched the scene with an amused smile on her face. Fred was doing that fake pity sob of his again, to try and 'break' mom. Mom fell for it EVERY time…
Molly's face softened and she went to comfort Fred, "HAHA!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT!! AGAIN!!!!!"
Molly Weasley slapped Fred, and then Fred and George disapparated to their store. Molly Weasley looked a bit disoriented, but that didn't stop her from dragging Ginny downstairs and stuffing her face full of food ("Ginny, you're too skinny! You're under-nourished!"), and practically choking her only daughter. When Ginny finally got a breath of air, she glared at her mom jokingly, "Do you want to KILL me or something?!?!?!"
Molly Weasley started patting Ginny's back to help her breathe, but it wasn't helping Ginny breathe, actually, it was causing Ginny to LOSE her breath rather than gaining…
An hour later, when Ginny had finally got rid of her over-protective mother, she just ran upstairs and turned on the laptop. WHOA! There were almost a hundred people on! She looked around to find the people she was talking with yesterday; who's the idiot here? and Muggle. She searched and searched but to no avail. She decided to consult the instruction book.
Wizards you have talked to previously will be automatically added on to your alert list, but not necessarily your buddy list. Your laptop will beep (beep, not buzz, beep… goodness knows just how many people get this wrong…) when they go online. To take them off your alert list, just right click the name, and press delete. If you would like to add this contact to your buddy list, you will have to talk with the wizard (Ginny grumbled, "What about WITCH!?!? Sexist people!") to get their permission.
Ginny looked for someone interesting to talk with. She scanned the people on the list, suddenly, she spotted something. There was information about the people if you right-clicked on them! She clicked on one person, "A 47 year old man, profession is a teacher, lives in France." She went to her buddy list and clicked on monkey butts rule! "A 9 year old boy, student at Monkey elementary school, lives in Africa." Ginny shook her head and raised an eyebrow. She started clicking down the list to see who she could talk with. Finally, she found someone who was the same age as her and also went to Hogwarts, "A 16 year old girl, student at Hogwarts, lives in Great Britain." Ginny opened a chat box with 'witchy'.
angel says:
hi! I'm also from Hogwarts!
witchy says:
really?! cool! Wut year r u in?
angel says:
I'm going into sixth year.
witchy says:
omg! I am too! Who r u?
angel says:
ginny weasley
witchy says:
ginny?!?! Omg! It's carol! Ur best friend!!! Remember?!
Ginny was definitely surprised by this. Out of all people she could've met, it was her best friend, Carol! The person who talked with her first, and helped her with all her problems; especially during first year… Well great coincidences, but she wasn't complaining!
angel says:
really?! who's carol?!?
witchy says:
GINNY!!!!
angel says:
-innocently- yes?
witchy says:
well, I'm going out with my parents soon
witchy says:
so, tell me ur wiz-mail address
witchy says:
mines caroharohotwizmail.com
witchy says:
add me!
angel says:
mines angelwhotwizmail.com
Ginny quickly added Carol to her buddy list.
angel says:
r u going now?
witchy says:
so eager for me to leave eh?
angel says:
NO!!!! of course now!!!
witchy says:
suuuure…….
angel says:
NO!!!!!
witchy says:
I kno I kno!!!
witchy says:
I have time for one more thing!!
witchy says:
I KNO THE WIZ-MAIL ADDRESS OF HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!
Ginny gasped in surprise. OH MY GOD!!!! She just NEEDED to talk with him!!!! She couldn't believe her good luck! (and again, she wasn't complaining.)
angel says:
TELL OR SUFFER MY WRATH!!!
witchy says:
We all kno u have no wrath!
angel says:
Cmon!!!! Tell!!!!!!!!!!!
witchy says:
Let me think….. should I?
angel says:
Pleeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
witchy says:
Lol! Ur too gullible ginny!!!
angel says:
Wut?!?! So u DON'T kno his wiz-mail address?!?!
witchy says:
Rite on bright one!
Ginny felt her heart crush into tiny little tid-bits after this. She couldn't believe Carol was tricking her about such a thing! Wait… Carol WOULDN'T trick her about such a thing!
angel says:
ur joking!
witchy says:
Yes I am =D this is his wiz-mail address: greenravenhotwizmail.com
angel says:
Awww man!! I have to go and ask his permission first!!!!! This suks!!!!!
witchy says:
Don't worry!
witchy says:
He's on rite now!!!
witchy says:
His screen name is 'cow'
angel says:
Ooookaaaay…….weird…but whatever…..WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HIM?!!?
witchy says:
ummm…..maybe u could NOT tell him who u r…
witchy says:
and then, flatter him and make him fall in love with u!!!
angel says:
….maybe….. good idea! I think I might just do that!!
witchy says:
ahem
angel says:
ya?
witchy says:
ahem coughmecough
angel says:
OH!!! Thank you Carol!!!!
witchy says:
ur welcome ---- SORRY!!! I HAVE TO GO NOW!!! BI!!!!!!!!!!
angel says:
bi!
witchy appears to be offline. You might not be able to a message to witchy.
Ginny quickly looked at the list of people online. She scanned the list and finally found 'cow'. Ginny's heart was racing… SHE WAS GOING TO FINALLY TALK TO HARRY!!!! AND MAYBE EVEN SEDUCE HIM!!! Seduce? Where did that come from?! She was just going to woo him. Haha. Ya right! Ginny Weasley seduce the cutest and greatest guy ever, Harry Potter?!?! Ya right! In her dreams! She took a deep breath and opened a chat box with 'cow'/Harry.
angel says:
hi, who're u?
A/N – shrinks away from readers – that just SUCKED didn't it?!? I'm really really really really sorry!!!! =( I'll try and make it better next time!!!!!!
Vadergirl87 Thank you! You were my first reviewer!! You're the best!!! Lol. Hope you liked this chapter!! …even though it sucked…
Rinoa Well, I was planning on making Ginny meet someone that was nice…but flattering?? Hmmm…maybe…I think I'll do that…
Legolas-is-to-hot-4-u haha…Legolas is too hot for me…but is he too hot for you? Probably… lol… just joking! Thanks for reviewing!
Cinder2004 hmmm…well…Zip - my mouth is closed… I'll blurt out too much if I start to say even ONE thing… =)
Ginerva/Death Immortalitis I couldn't find your name: Death Immortalitis…sorry…
Macy Blodwyn I reviewed your story!!! It was really good! Lol…a cliffhanger every chapter!!
Voldie On Varsity Track hehe, I told you not to review my story… I thought you were going to flame it! Well, glad you didn't!