MSN: Wizarding Style!
Chapter 3
angel says:
hi, who're u?
'cow' says:
…
angel says:
cmon! I'm from Hogwarts also!
'cow' says:
how did you know I'm from Hogwarts?
angel says:
becuz I right-clicked on ur screen name, and it said so.
'cow' says:
well… fine, but you can't freak out
angel says:
I promise!
'cow' says:
swear
angel says:
sheesh! I swear!
'cow' says:
swear not to tell anyone
angel says:
I swear not to tell anyone
'cow' says:
I'm harry potter
angel says:
liar
'cow' says:
fine, don't believe me
Ginny panicked. Harry was supposed to MAKE her believe it was him. Oh well, that piece of the plan was scrap…
angel says:
ok, ok I believe u
'cow' says:
now tell me who you are
angel says:
I'm afraid I can't do that
'cow' says:
WHAT?!?!
angel says:
what?
'cow' says:
I told you my name!
'cow' says:
so you should tell me yours!
angel says:
I'll just tell u one thing
angel says:
I'm in Gryffindor
'cow' says:
big lot of help that gives me!
angel says:
good.
angel says:
=)
'cow' says:
argh! Fine! Don't tell me!
'cow' says:
at least tell me what year you're in
angel says:
no can do my friend
'cow' says:
see, you called me your friend!
'cow' says:
that means you have to tell me who you are
angel says:
why should i?
'cow' says:
because I just can't have a person be my friend
'cow' says:
without me knowing what their name is!
angel says:
well…..tough luck!
'cow' says:
psh! fine.
angel says:
sooooo… wut kind of stuff do you like to do?
'cow' says:
welllll….. I like to play Quidditch
angel says:
me too. I'm not on the Quidditch team though, too bad… (A/N I'm not sure if Ginny's on the team or not… so let's just pretend that she isn't!)
'cow' says:
if you were, I would know who you were in a flash!
angel says:
ya… I guess that's one good thing that's come out of it…
'cow' says:
good?! GOOD?!?!? psh it's sure not good for me!
angel says:
well, tough luck! lol
angel says:
I'm changing my name to 'goddess of cow'
'cow' says:
hey!! I don't worship you!!!
'goddess of cow' says:
ya do now!
'cow' says:
fine, if I'm your servant, then what's your wiz-mail address?
'cow' says:
I've got to be able to communicate with the one I worship right?
Ginny held her breath. Harry was actually ASKING for her wiz-mail address!! Maybe he liked her!! But that was impossible. He didn't even know her! Too bad! Oh well, she had the rest of the summer.
'goddess of cow' says:
angelwhotwizmail.com
'cow' says:
greenravenhotwizmail.com
Ginny hurriedly added him to her buddy list.
'cow' says:
you probably don't want to know this…
'cow' says:
but I wanted my address to be pickledeyeshotwizmail.com
'cow' says:
but… well, I didn't think it would be appropriate…
Ginny stared at the screen, disbelieving. Was Harry actually using the words from her poem in her first year?!
'cow' says:
hello?!?!?!?!?! You there?!?!?!?
'goddess of cow' says:
isn't that from that valentine you got in your second year?
'cow' says:
how'd you know?
'goddess of cow' says:
I was there! Soooo…. Harry Potter has a secret crush on that person?
'cow' says:
no! of course not! that's ridiculous!!!!!
'cow' says:
she's my best friend's sister!
Ginny felt an enormous wave of despair come over her. That's all he thought she was? Ron's sister? Ginny sighed. She didn't exactly want to talk to him anymore… well, until tomorrow that is.
'goddess of cow' says:
sorry, I have to go now…
'cow' says:
oh well, nice talking to you! Bye!
'goddess of cow' says:
bye!
Ginny set herself as 'away', and began looking for someone to talk with. She right-clicked through the list. There were many people from different countries. But people were usually teenagers. Ginny found a person who was quite weird, "39 year old man. Profession is a world-renowned [insert word for a person with a very big tummy and fights in a ring with another person who has a very big tummy]. Lives in France." The person's screen name was master. Ginny opened a chat box.
'goddess of cow' says:
soooo…..how's ur job?
master says:
GREAT!!!
master says:
I'm earning a lot of money!
master says:
business is GREAT!!!
'goddess of cow' says:
umm….great?
master says:
moocho thanks for your encouragement!
master says:
I shall fight harder for you, my dear goddess!!
'goddess of cow' says:
I'm not ur goddess….
'goddess of cow' says:
I'm COW'S goddess…
master says:
and I AM cow!
'goddess of cow' says:
kaaaay….. I'm confused…
master says:
m-y n-a-m-e i-s 'c-o-w'
'goddess of cow' says:
I'm not stupid, u kno?
master says:
then why are you writing 'you' as 'u'?
'goddess of cow' says:
THAT'S A SHORT FORM!!! DUH!!!
master says:
I'm afraid I don't follow
master says:
I know of no abbreviation for the word 'you'
'goddess of cow' says:
k, u r really really really stupid…
master says:
ok… why do you write 'ok' as 'k' and 'you' as 'u' and 'are' as 'r'? THAT'S called stupid…
'goddess of cow' says:
ur joking rite?
master says:
how dare you insult me?!?!
master says:
I NEVER joke about ANYTHING!!
'goddess of cow' says:
well, ur a stupid idiot. Bye
master says:
I am greatly offended by your tone young lady!
master says:
I think you have ruined my next match!
'goddess of cow' says:
ah well…
Ginny rolled her eyes at the 'master'. Then she blocked him, and sat back in relief. She NEVER wanted to talk with another person like him again…Just then, the laptop made a noise. Muggle was online. Ginny decided to drown her anger in Muggle.
'goddess of cow' says:
u suck
Muggle says:
That sure is a nice way to greet someone, eh?
'goddess of cow' says:
it sure is
Muggle says:
Wuts ur problem?
'goddess of cow' says:
none of ur business
Muggle says:
Like I'd WANT to kno of ur business….
'goddess of cow' says:
psh. I'd be scared if u wanted to kno….
Muggle says:
Awww…. I could've SCARED u….too bad…
'goddess of cow' says:
I knooooooooo….u suck
Muggle says:
That was random…but u ARE random…
'goddess of cow' says:
do u even remember who I am?
Muggle says:
Duh!
Muggle says:
I'm not stupid like some people I'm talking to…
'goddess of cow' says:
just wondering….who ARE u anyways?
Muggle says:
Y?
'goddess of cow' says:
I just want to kno how old u r and stuff…
Muggle says:
I've got myself a stalker!
'goddess of cow' says:
I am NOT a stalker!!!
'goddess of cow' says:
I'm just curious because I've got an intelligent mind!
'goddess of cow' says:
and it's obvious u don't have one…
Muggle says:
Wtv…I'll make a deal with u
'goddess of cow' says:
go on…I'm interested…
Muggle says:
I tell u how old I am, wut school I go to, and wut gender I am…and then u tell me urs…k?
As Ginny read this, a thought struck her mind.
'goddess of cow' says:
wait a moment…WE CAN JUST RIGHT-CLICK ON EACH OTHER'S NAMES AND WE'LL KNOW!!!!!!!! HOW STUPID R U?!?!?
Muggle says:
Wut r u calling me stupid for?! Ur the one who started it!!!
'goddess of cow' says:
wait…I'm checking ur name…
Ginny went and right-clicked the person's name. "16 year old boy. Student at Hogwarts. Lives in Great Britain." This person was IN HER YEAR!! Who was he?! Was he one of her friends?
'goddess of cow' says:
OMG! U r in the same year as me!
Muggle says:
Ya, I can't believe it!
'goddess of cow' says:
who ARE u?
Muggle says:
Luke
'goddess of cow' says:
OMG! Hey Luke!!!
Muggle says:
Uhhh… hey??? who are YOU??
'goddess of cow' says:
Ginny
Muggle says:
The redhead?
'goddess of cow' says:
psh
Muggle says:
Sry…
'goddess of cow' says:
that's ok…
Muggle says:
Look, y don't we stop dissing each other?
Muggle says:
Carol told me that u were a nice person
Muggle says:
I don't really like dissing…
'goddess of cow' says:
sure thing! =)
'goddess of cow' says:
glad at least SOMEONE thinks I'm nice! Lol
Muggle says:
Lol! c! u can be nice AND funny!!
'goddess of cow' says:
awww! I'm flattered!!
Muggle says:
So, wanna add me?
'goddess of cow' says:
DUH!!
Muggle says:
Oh…well, my wiz-mail address is ccclllhotwizmail.com
'goddess of cow' says:
mine's angelwhotwizmail.com
Ginny cheerfully added Luke to her buddy list. She was now 'over' her little depression. Harry would come to his senses sooner or later. She might as well enjoy time with some classmates.
Muggle says:
Oh ya, y were u so cranky a few minutes ago?
'goddess of cow' says:
ah yes….that….
Muggle says:
Soooo……?
'goddess of cow' says:
well, I was… well… how do I put this??
Muggle says:
Ah shoot! Gtg!
Muggle says:
And just when I was supposed to get some juicy blackmail!!
'goddess of cow' says:
haha….psh
'goddess of cow' says:
BYE!
Muggle appears to be offline. You might not be able to send a message to Muggle.
Ginny stretched and decided to go to the washroom. When she got back, there was a chat box opened on her laptop. 'who's the idiot here?' was talking –trying– with her.
Who's the idiot here? says:
Hey gurl!
Who's the idiot here? says:
Hey! u there?!?!?!?
Who's the idiot here? says:
Fine then…ignore me!
Who's the idiot here? says:
Still ignoring me, eh?
Ginny laughed and started replying.
'goddess of cow' says:
wait, I'm changing my screen name
angel says:
back!
devil says:
great!
angel says:
hey, wait again….i wanna right-click ur name
Ginny read it out loud, "17 year old boy. Student at Hogwarts. Lives in Great Britain."
angel says:
I CAN'T believe it! Almost everyone I met is from Hogwarts!!!
angel says:
and ur in SEVENTH year!
devil says:
yup! And if I do say so myself, I'm quite handsome.
angel says:
talk about modest…..
devil says:
I AM being modest
devil says:
u just don't know the extent of my handsome-ness!
angel says:
riiiiiiiite…. Umm hmm!! Sure!! Whatever!!!
devil says:
glad u agree! Now…tell me about urself
angel says:
only if u tell me about urself!
devil says:
sure…ladies first!
angel says:
psh… fine, I have red hair….
devil says:
ooooo…feisty
Ginny was shocked. Feisty?! She'd never been called feisty before… that was just WEIRD… but oddly flattering…
angel says:
I'm flattered!
angel says:
well…moving on…. I think Harry Potter is handsome…
devil says:
ugh… don't gross me out with ur looooove life! (A/N got this from a tv show that I watch…)
angel says:
and I think he has the most GORGEOUS eyes…
angel says:
and THE nicest hair to RUN my hands through…
angel says:
and THE most KISSABLE lips…
angel says:
and THE best seeker!!!!
devil says:
pleeease! Ur making me throw up!! Potter isn't a good seeker!
devil says:
or any of the other stuff u said…ugh
angel says:
-sings- sounds like someone's j-e-a-l-o-u-s!!!!!!!!
Ginny had a goofy smile on her face. It really was fun describing a guy's looks to another guy. It was great to see how they react, how they think of it when they're seeing a guy through a girl's eyes. It made them feel uncomfortable! Ginny waited for the guy to reply. She waited for a few minutes, yet to no avail. She rolled her eyes and was about to go downstairs to get a snack when the guy replied.
devil says:
I'm handsome and superior, why would I be jealous of pothead? I'm Draco Malfoy.
A/N not much of a chapter…but I PROMISE the next one will be better!!!!! (at least I hope) and was that a cliffy?!?! I sure hope so! I mean…. I hope NOT!! =P and also, I will not be able to give hints on what will happen in later chapter because… well… see, I'm not GOOD at giving hints… if I do, they're OBVIOUS!! Believe me… I've tried… I'm just not a good hint-giver…. Meh… too bad…
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