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Written for 15minuteficlet LJ community's challenge #76, the word "oblivious."
Oblivious
by Zzilly14
"You're so oblivious, Sharona," Monk stated nervously.
"Excuse me?" his assistant snapped.
He rolled his shoulders. "I mean, look at your shirt. It's not even..."
"Deal with it. Now, Adrian, what am I really oblivious to?"
"Germs. And spiders. And..."
"Adrian!"
"Disher," he finally admitted.
"Randy?" she wondered. "What do you mean? I talk to him."
"But you don't realize that he... he..."
"He what?"
"Likes..."
"Likes what? Guys?"
"Yes. No! He likes... you, Sharona."
"Well, duh! I'm not that oblivious Adrian. Not like you."
"But I notice everything..."
"Except the fact that Randy and I are dating," she smiled.
Written for 15minuteficlet LJ community's challenge #76, the word "oblivious."
by Zzilly14
"You're so oblivious, Sharona," Monk stated nervously.
"Excuse me?" his assistant snapped.
He rolled his shoulders. "I mean, look at your shirt. It's not even..."
"Deal with it. Now, Adrian, what am I really oblivious to?"
"Germs. And spiders. And..."
"Adrian!"
"Disher," he finally admitted.
"Randy?" she wondered. "What do you mean? I talk to him."
"But you don't realize that he... he..."
"He what?"
"Likes..."
"Likes what? Guys?"
"Yes. No! He likes... you, Sharona."
"Well, duh! I'm not that oblivious Adrian. Not like you."
"But I notice everything..."
"Except the fact that Randy and I are dating," she smiled.