DISCLAIMER : I am poor. I don't own anything but a cardboard box and this Mac and Kirk's yawn. ALL MINE!!!
Kirk : Yawn
Spock : WAKE UP!
Kirk : ARGH!
Spock : That was mildly entertaining.
Krk : WAS NOT!
Bones : snicker Just wait 'til you hear what Scotty has to tell you.
Scotty : Well, you wouldn't listen. Eh, see, laddy... we could have left the nebula on our own power. I fixed the turbonator at the end of act two.
Kirk : WHAT!?
Scotty : Argh, kip off me, ye great lump o' a lad!
(Kirk attacks Scotty, evidently trying to strangle him. CAST wanders off in all directions, muttering among themselves. Spotlight ong UHURA as she stands alone on stage, shaking head.)
Uhura : Well, the captain was right about one thing-- that certainly was dramatic.
(Lights go out, then director wanders across stage.) All right, people, that's a wrap! Cut! That's the end! (Sticks face almost against lens) STOP ROLLING THE FILM! (Darkness, silence. The curtain falls)
That was fun. Please reveiw me, flame me, do something, please! Or just laugh. That would work too, I guess.
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