The Twelve Things Of War Craft
Human Perspective
The first thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Is a ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage.
The Second thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Two grunts with axes,
And a ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage.
The third thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Three suicidal sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage.
The fourth thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Four screaming hydralisks,
Three suicidal Sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage.
The fifth thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
FIVE PISSED OFF DEMONS,
Four screaming Hydralisks,
Three suicidal Sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage.
The sixth thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Six nerds online,
FIVE PISSED OFF DEMONS,
Four screaming hydralisks,
Three suicidal sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a Ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage
The seventh thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Seven Angry Gargoyles,
Six nerds online,
FIVE PISSED OFF DEMONS,
Four screaming hydralisks,
Three suicidal sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a Ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage
The Eighth thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Eight frost worms,
Seven Angry Gargoyles,
Six nerds online,
FIVE PISSED OFF DEMONS,
Four screaming hydralisks,
Three suicidal sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a Ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage
The ninth thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Nine fat abominations,
Eight frost worms,
Seven Angry Gargoyles,
Six nerds online,
FIVE PISSED OFF DEMONS,
Four screaming hydralisks,
Three suicidal sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a Ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage
The tenth thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Ten giant lizards,
Nine fat abominations,
Eight frost worms,
Seven Angry Gargoyles,
Six nerds online,
FIVE PISSED OFF DEMONS,
Four screaming hydralisks,
Three suicidal sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a Ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage
The eleventh thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
Eleven creepy liches,
Ten giant lizards,
Nine fat abominations,
Eight frost worms,
Seven Angry Gargoyles,
Six nerds online,
FIVE PISSED OFF DEMONS,
Four screaming hydralisks,
Three suicidal sappers,
Two Grunts with axes,
And a Ghoul running at me in a frenzied rage
The twelfth thing of War Craft that's trying to kill me,
TWELVE SCREAMING BANSHEES,
Shit they used possess,
Ouch that was a bullet,
Damn there goes a mortar,
Shit they're mindless zombies,
Damn here come some gargoyles,
Crap there's another nerd,
FUCK HERE COMES A STEAM TANK,
I think I better run,
No I'll stay and fight,
FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART YOU FIGHT THEM OFF!
Screw this, I'm gonna hide.
Author notes: Watcha think? I know it doesn't really flow but this was written when I was tired.