ME: Welcome to chapter 4 everyone! Or whatever. What I say last time? O yesh! Shikamaru, Kaya's twin bro, and DUN DUN DUMMMMM!!! THE kIsS! I bet u're sayin, "Yea, Yea, GET ON WITH THE BLEEEEEPITY STORY!!!!"
Squigy to Pocky: I think she's gone insane.
Pocky: U bwetter dwuck! Shwe's gwunna hit wa!
Squigy: huh?

PhWaCk!!!!!!

ME: I will no longer b posting disclaimers, even those r really fun, bcuz we all kno that I. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT. Own Naruto. THANk u. now to ze story.

Chappie 4

Shikamaru walked down the street with his hands in his pockets. His first kiss came from a girl he had barely known for a week. 'Kaya.' He looked at the sky and pondered if he should tell his— 'Nah, then he would tell mom and then she'd set me up Kaya and THAT would as weird as kissing her.' He grinned at the thought of the kiss. If Ino knew she would beat the life out of him, literally, and then tell the WHOLE village. He was so occupied by his thoughts that he didn't notice Sasuke walking towards him. Sasuke's face was shadowed. He had a bad feeling that had woken him up. He, too, wasn't looking where he was walking and both teens walked right into each other.
"Ooff. What the hell was that?" Shikamaru said to no one in particular and was answered with a growl. Shikamaru looked up and came face to face with Sasuke, who, at the moment, was irritated for being knocked over, but mostly because he had been caught off guard, which REALLY pushed his buttons for his temper. Shikamaru laughed nervously said, Gotta go! and ran off.

Meanwhile….

Kaya leaned against the railing and examined her brother. Unlike her, who loved experimenting with her hair color, his hair was the same ever since day one; reddish brown, BO-ORING. At least to her. Her brother wasn't like her at all. He was more like Sasuke, but could be like Shikamaru at others. Around her, he was Shikamaru. The way he looked at her now said that he wasn't happy finding her alone with a BOY!!!! all: GASP! She thought it was amusing that he would be concerned, he knew that she wouldn't go over the edge, no matter how much she liked the guy. But then again, she couldn't take his glare.
"What's your deal, Ringo? He's just a friend."
That was the worst thing to say. He literally blew up in her face; he never was good at hiding anger.

"JUST A FRIEND? HOW CAN HE BE JUST A FRIEND IF YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH HIM?! YOU'RE NOT HERE TO FIND A BOYFRIEND, BAKA! Grrrrrrr. You. Are. Here. On. A. MISSION NOTH-"
"Look, I don't know what's got you in a knot but I think you're overacting just a little bit. Don'tcha think? Just relax and I will be outta here in a few weeks. Besides, it's not like you haven't kissed a girl on one of your missions either." Ringo's face contorted into a variety of weird expressions.
"W-well, I, uh, um. SHUT UP." Kaya giggled and walked over to the stairway.
"I'm gunna go now. And I'll see ya 'round bro." She saluted him and jumped down, leaving her brother with his anger. She whistled as she went towards the training grounds. Looking up and examining the stars, she estimated it was around 12:00 A.M. or so. At the training grounds there was plenty of room. She smiled as she looked around. 'Perfect.' Just then she heard some one crashing in behind her. She spun around and found a terrified Shikamaru running towards her. Directly behind him was Sasuke looking incredibly mad, so mad that fire could've come out of his nose. Shikamaru ran behind her and whimpered like a dog. She looked at Shikamaru and sighed. Then she realized that Sasuke was not going to stop, no matter what. Shikamaru was still whimpering like a dog. Kaya sighed and made some hand movements and, palm facing Sasuke, and moved it upwards, an earth and plant barrier appeared. She heard an, OOF, and then nothing. She guessed that Sasuke had run so fast that he had knocked himself out. She turned around and found herself face to face with a man who was grinning like a wolf. She was about to scream when he hit her on the top of the head and everything blacked out.

Ok, what happens now? Don't ask me! Ask Squigy or Pocky!
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