ATTACK OF THE TINKYWINKYS
One day in Teletubby land, a big man came along. He ended up in the house. Another man with black hair and a big massive coat who thought he was some kind of superman called Neo swooped down and got TinkyWinky and Dipsy while a woman in a cat suit called Trinity took La La and Po.
They took them to the big hill house. The big man sitting on the chair calls himself Morpheus.
"I think you must think you are like Alice falling down the rabbit hole right now." Said Morpheus. The teletubbies nodded.
"If you take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in whatever you sleep on and believe whatever you want." He continued. "Or you can take the red pill and continue down the rabbit hole to wonderland. All I am offering is the truth, and various flavours of tubby custard."
The teletubbies enthusiastically took the red pill, imagining an apple flavoured tubby custard.
They were in the ship. Morpheus couldn't believe it was so easy to trick TVs most stupid people into their deaths. Also he couldn't believe that those idiots Neo and Trinity had believed that they were going to be bodyguards for those fat piles of lard.
Morpheus went into his captains quarters and turned into the person he really was: TinkyWinky. He opened his closet revealing two machine guns. He went to his microphone. "Would TinkyWinky please come to the captains quarters please!"
TinkyWinky entered. Morpheus was sitting on his chair, as Morpheus. TinkyWinky sat down cautiously.
"Now Tinky, can I call you Tinky?" TinkyWinky nodded. "I have travelled long and far to find the nicest ingredients to make the nicest Tubby Custard in the universe. I have it her in front of me. Would you like some?"
"TUBBY CUSTARD! TUBBY CUSTARD!" TinkyWinky replied. He took the bowl from TinkyWinky and ate it. Little did he know that it had ingredients that turned him into a type of cloning killing machine.
TinkyWinky stood up and shoved his hand into Morpheus. He laughed slightly, and then Morpheus turned into a TinkyWinky. Both TinkyWinkies ran out of the office and got the other Teletubbies. They also turned into TinkyWinkies. All of them ran into an office and got out guns. They fired at Neo and Trinity. Trinity didn't dodge the bullets. She died. Neo couldn't revive her, as he got turned into a TinkyWinky. Then, as no-one could stop the TinkyWinkies, they took over the world.