Dotbf and Vtm: HI!!!!! AND WELCOME TO ONE MESSED UP .HACK FIC!!!!!!!
Vtm: Better be prepared to be DEEPLY disturbed!!
Dotbf: Yeah, this whole story is like one big hodge podge of stuff all mished mashed together!
Vtm: Hodge podge..such a fun word he..he..Well before we get started lets do the disclaimer!
Dotb: (nods)
Vtm: (tugs on a rope that pulls up a curtain revealing Vash holding up a sign)
THE SIGN READS:
Disclaimer for chapter one! Dotbf and Vtm DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF .HACK WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing owned by them in this chapter is Tyoki owned by Dotbf....
Vash: (Drops the sign) AND I AM OWNED BY....UH....NOT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dotbf and Vtm: (sweatdrop) Vtm: Heh....well anyway! Lets get onto the story shall we!!!!!!
Dotbf: WE SHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter one!
Eighteen year old Tyoki put on her headset and logged into "The World" for the first time. She looked around curiously. "Hmm....uh..where do I start?" she asked herself. She shrugged.
"Well..I guess the best thing to do would be to explore first and see what's out there.." she sighed and started walking.
"Umm..well..there's a lot of..uh..water.."
"....Very observant...." A passerby said sarcastically. Tyoki glared at the person from the corner of her eye and kept walking. She finally stopped near a pier and once again scanned her surroundings. About halfway through her "scan" she stopped. Her mouth dropped open.
"Oh my god....he's so hot...." She said in a dream like state. Tyoki stared at the longarm for a few more seconds. She suddenly shook her head, rapidly blinked her eyes and came back to reality. She saw that he was leaving. She raised a lone finger in the air.
"I MUST FOLLOW HIM!!!!" she said in a determined voice. The people surrounding her stared at the loudmouthed twinblade for a second then returned to whatever they were doing. An embarrassed look coated Tyoki's face.
"Heh..heh..oh well.." she quickly looked from side to side then straight ahead.
"Aha! There's my love! I shall follow!" she said in a quieter tone so as to not draw anymore attention. Tyoki flashed a small evil grin. She proceeded to follow her target at a safe distance. She saw him walking towards a chaos gate. She stopped and tilted her head to the side.
"What is that weird floaty circle thingy!?" Tyoki questioned. The red longarm suddenly disappeared. Tyoki's eyes widened and she started freaking out.
"Oh no!!!!! IT ATE HIM!!!!!!" Tyoki shrieked quietly. She took a deep breath.
"No matter..i'll put myself in harms way to save the hot guy with the spear!" Tyoki said dashing towards the chaos gate.
"Um..uh..lets see..I just.." and in a matter of moments she transferred to some kind of desert field.
"Hmm..humm.." she rapidly looked around.
"Where is he..where is he.." she ran around a cactus and looked inside it.
"Spear guy are you in here!!"....no response. She rapidly ran around a different cactus a couple more times looking for him before she got dizzy. She stopped and tumbled a great deal. Finally she came to her senses..or not..she sniffled a couple times.
"I'M LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed her loudest,streaming tears ran down her face.
dotbf: well hope ya liked it!!!!
vtm: yeah read and review
dotbf and vtm: please and thank you!!!!