I don't own naruto. That's all I'm gonna say on this manner.
First naruto fic, go easy on me
Not Again.
Naruto was in trouble. This had happened before and this time he knew that he was in a spot of trouble. Silently cursing himself he knew of the side affects of his speciality sexy no jutsu.
Flashback
"Sexy no Jutsu" bellowed Naruto, as he made his escape from the 5 hokage's office. She immediately had a nose bleed and fainted from the shock. Unknown to Naruto, the fifth, was a lover of the female species. She had had numerous and intimate moments with her assistant Shizune. Oh, and when she was especially in a sicking mode, her pig Tonton made some appearances.
Naruto quickly left the hokage office with the Sacred Scroll tucked in his arms.
End Flashback
He was trapped in his sexy no jutsu form. He still had the scroll and hid in the forest practising all the forbidden ninja techniques. He would think of a solution to his current dilemma later on. For now he had to concentrate and master the techniques, for he knew Tsunade' s anger first hand. But for now he had important work to do.
Back at the hokage office, a red faced and sweaty Tsunade wakes from her slumber. "that Naruto is going to get it, I'm have him chained and beaten" she vowed. She swiftly leaves the mountain of paper work on her desk for fresh air and time to plot her revenge.
Naruto decides that he would for the time being change his name to Sora as a disguise of sort. Sora attempts to master the shrukin kage no jutsu technique but remembers she didn't have a shrukin with her. She then leaves the safety of the forest to return to the village. "Kuso" cursed the attractive blond, as she sprinted towards the village, but remembering that she still had the clothes that Naruto wears knocks out a young lady and 'borrows' her clothes but not before blushing crimson red at the appearance of the feminine body.
Sora though, was unaware of a certain perverted man following her exploits, who was giggling like a perverted man he was. "So that's what has happened" the frog hermit murmured to himself, and he decided to get a piece of the action too.
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