A man who
was sitting on the lowest step of the entrance to a building in a
public
street of Konoha, with his legs extended in such a way as
to cause some in-
convenience to passing pedestrians, was asked by
a member of the Anbu to stand up, but refused to do so. Instead, he
elevated his hand with the first and second fingers separated and the
remaining two fingers and thumb closed across the palm in a gesture
not unfamiliar within the community. The cigarette which he was
smoking was retained between the erect fingers. He concluded the
gesture by placing the cigarette in his mouth. This man was soon
taken in for questioning, he was a suspicious fellow.
"Kukukukuku" giggled a certain perverted sennin, who was enjoying distracting the attention of the Anbu. For his target was his young and delectable student stuck in his sexy no jutsu form. After locating his target he quickly dispersed with his kage bunshi clone. His nose was gleaming with blood, but he was the author of the now infamous Icha Icha Paradise series and his control of his sex drive was exceptional.
Sora was innocently walking throuout the town of Konoha, oblivious to the attentions that she has drawn from the male population. She was busy haggling with one of the store owners for the price of shrukins and kunias. As an added incentive Sora lifts the helm of her skirt just enough to reveal her lustrous thighs with a hint of pink panties. "Ahhhh, wtf" cried the owner as he was covered in his own blood, knocked cold. Sora helped herself to the weapons and quickly sprint off, but not before colliding into a all too familiar person...
But she had also caught the attention of another certain secret pervert, Tsunade the fifth hokage. She had long admired the slim and beauty that was her student Shizure but of late her thoughts were on other more agreeable women who didn't constantly nag her or ask for favours on a continuos basis. She just happened to be travelling through her village when a blond bombshell caught her eye. Quickly she hid behind a barrel of tin cans observing the wonder and figure of the elegant blond. Quickly composing herself she decided it was time to make a move.