Vtm: Chapter four!
Dotbf: YAY!!!!
Vtm: Now time for the disclaimer!
Dotbf: (takes out a megaphone) YUGI!!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!!
Yugi: (rushes over to the authoresses) Yeesh! You could ask a little nicer
ya know! So what do ya need?
Vtm: Disclaimer..
Yugi: ..huh..
Dotbf: The disclaimer..u know the thing that states what doesn't belong to
us!
Yugi: Oh yeah that thing..uh..where is it..
Dotbf: I't's supposed to be written on your millennium puzzle!!!!
Yugi: (looks at his millennium puzzle)
(Suddenly Yami popped out of the puzzle)
Yami: Has anyone seen my hair gel?
Everyone stares at his face
Yami: What? WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME!?!?
Yugi: The disclaimer..it must've bled through the puzzle and
now..well..it's on you're face....
Yami: WHAT!? It washes off right?
Dotbf: Well..yeah..
Yami: Well that's good..
Vtm:..In about 4-8 weeks
Yami: WHAT!?
Yugi: Heh..heh..
Vtm: Well..lets get on with the disclaimer for this chapter shall we..
YAMI'S FACE READS
We own NOTHING of .hack or Yugioh whatsoever!!!! But Dotbf owns Tyoki and
Vtm(veronica the mischevious) owns Lorelei.
CHAPTER 4
The next day in Mac Anu Bear, Mimiru, Tsukasa, and Tyoki were hanging
around their usual spot by the pier. At this point Tyoki was annoying
everyone with her love songs about Crim. Bear hadn't said anything to the
love sick twinblade yet.
'Should I say something?' Bear thought. Suddenly he heard two voices and
they both sounded strangely like his own. He looked on his shoulders and
shure enough a chibi angel and devil bear were perched on on each shoulder.
"Yeah go ahead shatter her dreams!" the devil Bear said.
"No! Think twice about this!" the angel Bear said.
"What's there to think about! It's a simple two step process..first you
must open your big fat yap and blurt out that the dork with the tacky
hairdo is bi. Then the all important step two..and my personal
favorite..scare the livin' shit outta everyone!! Now doesn't that sound
like fun!" the devil said.
"Oh please..don't listen to him..just keep that trapt of yours shut! That's
all it takes!" the angel said.
"Oh come on! Just do it!" the devil screamed in Bear's ear.
"Do what?" the angel asked.
"Ah..Now who has the devilish mind..ya know God don't like people like
that..pretty soon you'll find yourself down here with me!" the devil said.
Suddenly Bear felt two hands on his shoulders. He jumped and the two
shoulder monkeys flew into oblivion.
"Man..you're really jumpy today aren't ya!"
Bear recognized that voice and turned around.
"Lorelei.." Bear said.
"Hey!" Lorelei replied. "So..what's goin' on here?" she asked.
"Oh nothin' really.." Bear responded.
Tyoki continued her singing in a kind of off key way. Mimiru
was getting really annoyed that she finally hit Tyoki on the head with the
hilt of her sword.
"Okay okay we get the freakin' point! You love Crim and you think he's the
sexiest thing to ever set foot on this earth..now could you PLEASE CUT IT
WITH THE BAD SINGING!!" Mimiru said. Tyoki rubbed her head.
"Well geez..ya could've jsut asked instead of resorting to drastic measures
lil miss PMS girl!" Tyoki replied.
"Wha..WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" Mimiru argued.
"You heard me!" Tyoki said.
"Ya know Mimiru she's got a point.." Tsukasa replied. Mimiru glared at
Tsukasa and shoved Tyoki into the river. Tyoki screamed as she made a big
splash.
Bear and Lorelei walked to the edge and looked in. Bear shook his
head. Lorelei laughed a bit.
"My aren't they a bright bunch.." she said.
Mimiru turned her attention back towards Tsukasa.
"Hey..so did Bear mention anything about what happened yesterday?" Mimiru
asked.
"Nope..but he did keep repeating the phrase.."That was disturbing!"..I
swear..even in his sleep he was saying it!" Tsukasa explained.
"Dang! Then it had to have been something BIG in order to freak him out
like that!" Mimiru said. Tsukasa nodded. At that moment Mimiru felt a
hand on her leg. Suddenly she fell in the water as Tyoki climbed out.
"Have a nice swim!" Tyoki said to Mimiru.
"Why you!" Mimiru said climbing out. Just then Bear spotted something in
the distance.
"Oh shit..its Crim.." Bear said.
"CRIM!! WHERE!!" Tyoki said looking around rapidly. Bear grabbed Lorelei
and Tsukasa by the arm.
"Time to go!" Bear said running. Crim recognized Bear and started running
towards them. Tyoki just stood there staring at Crim.
"Tyoki..hello? Earth to Tyoki!!" Mimiru said. Bear looked back. He ran
back to Tyoki and Mimiru and jerked them away.
"NO! CRIM!!" Tyoki said. crim got to where Mimiru and Tyoki were standing.
"NO!! WAIT! TSUKASA! MIMIRU! BEAR!..And..uh..TWO OTHER CHICS WHOM I DON'T
KNOW! COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!!" Crim yelled after them. Bear looked back.
Crim was gaining on them. Bear ran even faster.
"What's going on Bear?" Lorelei yelled after him. Mimiru scratched her
head.
"Uh..what's goin on here?" she asked confused.
"Um..something tells me that we don't wanna know." Tsukasa replied.
"Uh..you're probably right." Mimiru said.
"It concerns my beloved Crim! I must know!" Tyoki said looking back and
sighing.
"Tyoki..you're an idiot.." Mimiru replied.
"Thank you..hey!!" Tyoki replied.
"Like I said.." Mimiru siad.
Suddenly BT jumped out of the shadows right in front the gang. Bear
stopped with a quick skid, but Mimiru, Tsukasa, Lorelei, and Tyoki bumped
into one another knowcking each other down.
"HEY! WHATS THE BIG IDEA!" Mimiru demanded.
"BT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE RUNNING FROM A
CRAZED LUNATIC!!" Bear yelled shaking BT back and forth really rapidly.
"Hm..huh.." BT said looking around. She then spotted Crim.
"Oh..him.."
"Mimiru get off me!" Tsukasa yelled.
"I would..if two other people weren't on top of me!!" Mimiru yelled. Crim
spotted the little pile up.
"Ooh! wait for me! Wait for me!" Crim yelled running even faster towards
the pile up.
"AHH! GET OFF! GET OFF!" Tsukasa screamed struggling even harder to get out
from underneath the three other girls. Bear looked back.
"Oh no watch out he's gonna attack you!!!!" Bear yelled. Just as Crim was
about to jump on top of the pile up Bear yanked Tsukasa out from the pile.
The other girls scattered and Crim did a flying faceplant onto the ground.
"Well..that should teach him a lesson about trying to take advantage of
girls like that!" Bear said. Crim slowly got up.
"..But what about guys?" he asked.
"CRIM!!" Tyoki said preparing to run towards him. Bear grabbed her arm and
forced her back.
"Leave him be..think of him as toxic poison..don't go near him" Bear said.
Tyoki looked at him blankly.
"Geez everyone what's the big idea! I just wanna tell you aobut my new
hobby!" Crim said.
"Uh.." Bear said.
"TELL US! TELL US!" Tyoki said energetically.
"CROSSDRESSING!!" I tried it yesterday and I loved it! It makes me feel
so..FREE!!" Crim explained. Everyone stared at him.
"You just had to open you're big mouth..didn't you.." Bear said.
"Eep..sorry!" Tyoki siad.
"HERE! I'LL GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION!!" Crim said grabbing Mimiru.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFFA ME YOU FREAKIN' PERV!!!!" Mimiru screamed as she broke
free of Crim's grip.
"Hmph..fine then..i've got something more entertaining anyway! I just came
back from Indonesia and I learned two very interesting things. PREPARE TO
BE AMAZED!!!!" Crim said. He got into a weird position and began this
strange dance. Random exotic music could be heard in the background. Crim
did his closing pose as the music ceased. "AND THAT MY FRIENDS WAS THE
MATING CALL OF THE SILVER YAK!!" Everyone stared at Crim like he was
nuts..and he is.
Suddenly Silver Knight came around the corner. He spotted Crim.
Crim saw him coming. "OH MY GOD I CALLED FOR A SILVER YAK NOT A SILVER
IDIOT!" Crim screamed.
"I LOVE YOU!" Silver Knight said running towards Crim. The stupid Knight
pounced on Crim.
"AHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IF OFF ME!!" Crim panicked.
"..But..you're bi..I thought you liked that kinda thing!" BT said.
Everyone looked at BT.
"Did..you say..Crim's..BI?!?!" Tsukasa said.
"Preciesly.." BT replied. Everyone then shifted their attention to Crim
and stared at him shocked as Crim stabbed Silver Knight and chucked him to
the other side of Mac Anu.
"YES! IT'S ALL TRUE!!: Bear said looking tramatized.
"Yeah..Crim tried to hit on Bear.." BT said.
"Shut up or i'll ring your neck!!" Bear said. Suddenly Lorelei latched
onto Bear's arm.
"MINE!" she squealed.
"..Bitch.." BT said. Lorelei heard this and glared at her. Just then a
bolt of lightning struck BT.
"Uhhhh...." Tyoki said in a daze.
"Huh...." Mimiru said turning towards Tyoki.
"He's..uhh...." Tyoki fainted.
"Uhh...." Mimiru started poking her. "Are you dead.." Crim saw this.
"I know what'll wake her up!" Crim said. A lightbulb appeared over his
head. Then it shut off and crashed on his head. "THE MATING CALL OF THE
WILD ANTELOPE!! NYAK!! NYAAAK!!" Crim screamed.
"Uh..that's new.." Lorelei said still latched onto Bear. Silver Knight
came bounding around the corner again. Crim spotted him.
"Oh no not again!" Crim said. Crim dashed toward Silver Knight and beat
the hell outta him.
Just as Crim punched Silver Knight into the chaos gate transporting
him to another place in "The World" Subaru gated in. She gasped then
screamed at the top of her lungs.
"TSUKASA!! I LOVE YOU!!" Subaru ran towards Tsukasa as fast as she could
"KISS ME!!" she yelled as she reached her.
"Eew!! I..uh..like you..but..not like that you sicko!!" Tsukasa yelled
inching away from Subaru. Then Crim popped up behind Subaru.
"You know if you want to get Tsukasa's attention all you have to do is
preform the mating dance of the silver yak..it's gaurenteed to get you what
you want!" Crim replied. Subaru scratched her head.
"Uh..I can't dance..but I can do this..NYAK! NYAAAK!!" Subaru said.
Once again Silver Knight..who may we add at this point was all beat
up..ran towards Subaru. Crim got out of the way.
"OH M'LADY YOU DO LOVE ME!!" Silver Knight said jumping on Subaru.
"AHH! GET OFF ME! GET THIS FUCKER OFFA ME!!" Subaru screamed. Everyone
stared in shock. Tsukasa gasped.
"She swore!" Tsukasa said.
"man..it really sucks to be her right now.." Bear said looking away from
Subaru and Silver Knight..just because he didn't want to be scarred for
life..again. Crim suddenly appeared behind Bear.
"So?" Crim said. Lorelei growled at Crim and bit off his ear.
"There..now he's sporting a Van Gogh!" she said. Crim screamed in agony.
"I'VE GOT RABIES!!" he screamed. Mimiru looked back at Tyoki.
"Hmm..Now how would I go about waking her up? She's missing lots of good
stuff!" Mimiru said. "Oh! I know!" Mimiru knelt down beside Tyoki and
whispered in her ear. "Crim says he likes you.." Tyoki immediatly sprang
up just in time to see Crim trip over Silver Knight and Subaru (who are
currenly busy ) and fall off the bridge.
"AHH! CAN'T SWIM!! NEED HELP!!" Crim yelled while splashing like hell.
Tyoki ran to the edge and looked down into the water. Everyone else except
Silver Knight and Subaru also rushed over to the bridge. Just as the last
of them got there Crim got rammed with a speeding gondala. "..Ow.." Crim
said flatly as he sank into the murky depth.
"Huh.." Kite, who was steering the gondala, looked back. "Oh..uh..sorry
dude.." Kite said. "O SOLE MIO...." Kite sang as the boat floated away.
"Damn..that had to hurt! Tsukasa said. Tyoki shook her head.
"..That poor poor hot guy..never even stood a chance.." she said.
END OF CHAPTER 4....
NOT!!!!
Nope..in fact Silver Knight and Subaru lived happily ever after with
four children in which Subaru so affectionatly named: Fuck Head, Ugly
Fucker, Fuck u, and John. May we add that John was the only normal child
of the bunch that graduated and worked at Wendy's.
Everyone was strapped to the wall except Silver Knight and Subaru.
"Guess what! I'M A DADDY!!" Silver Knight said shoving about twelve cigars
in everyone's mouth. He lit them and waited. "Huh..wait a minute..how
come they didn't explode?" Silver Knight questioned. Then he put one in
his mouth and lit it. The cigar exploded and blew Silver Knight to
smitherines! Immediatly after the others mourned for about five seconds.
Subaru drowned herself in her tears. Eveyone cheered happily. There
now..that's the REAL ending..and a DAMN happy one at that!!!!
Dotbf: AHH! ALL DONE!!
Vtm: YEA!!
Subaru: Crying NO!! ITS NOT HAPPY!!
Dotbf and Vtm: look at Subaru
Vtm: What the! You're supposed to be dead!
Dotbf: Yeah! shoots Subaru with a giant machine gun There now!
Vtm: Yeah..uh..
Subaru: Raises her head READ AND..
Vtm: Put Subaru though a trash compactor
Trash compactor squishes Subaru
Vtm and Dotbf: Cheering VERY loudly Well read and review..
Dotbf: Well course is you're reading this then you probably already read
the the story so REVIEW PLEASE!!!!
Vtm and Dotbf: Well until next time!!!! Waving rapidly BYE!!!!
Dotbf: YAY!!!!
Vtm: Now time for the disclaimer!
Dotbf: (takes out a megaphone) YUGI!!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!!
Yugi: (rushes over to the authoresses) Yeesh! You could ask a little nicer
ya know! So what do ya need?
Vtm: Disclaimer..
Yugi: ..huh..
Dotbf: The disclaimer..u know the thing that states what doesn't belong to
us!
Yugi: Oh yeah that thing..uh..where is it..
Dotbf: I't's supposed to be written on your millennium puzzle!!!!
Yugi: (looks at his millennium puzzle)
(Suddenly Yami popped out of the puzzle)
Yami: Has anyone seen my hair gel?
Everyone stares at his face
Yami: What? WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME!?!?
Yugi: The disclaimer..it must've bled through the puzzle and
now..well..it's on you're face....
Yami: WHAT!? It washes off right?
Dotbf: Well..yeah..
Yami: Well that's good..
Vtm:..In about 4-8 weeks
Yami: WHAT!?
Yugi: Heh..heh..
Vtm: Well..lets get on with the disclaimer for this chapter shall we..
YAMI'S FACE READS
We own NOTHING of .hack or Yugioh whatsoever!!!! But Dotbf owns Tyoki and
Vtm(veronica the mischevious) owns Lorelei.
CHAPTER 4
The next day in Mac Anu Bear, Mimiru, Tsukasa, and Tyoki were hanging
around their usual spot by the pier. At this point Tyoki was annoying
everyone with her love songs about Crim. Bear hadn't said anything to the
love sick twinblade yet.
'Should I say something?' Bear thought. Suddenly he heard two voices and
they both sounded strangely like his own. He looked on his shoulders and
shure enough a chibi angel and devil bear were perched on on each shoulder.
"Yeah go ahead shatter her dreams!" the devil Bear said.
"No! Think twice about this!" the angel Bear said.
"What's there to think about! It's a simple two step process..first you
must open your big fat yap and blurt out that the dork with the tacky
hairdo is bi. Then the all important step two..and my personal
favorite..scare the livin' shit outta everyone!! Now doesn't that sound
like fun!" the devil said.
"Oh please..don't listen to him..just keep that trapt of yours shut! That's
all it takes!" the angel said.
"Oh come on! Just do it!" the devil screamed in Bear's ear.
"Do what?" the angel asked.
"Ah..Now who has the devilish mind..ya know God don't like people like
that..pretty soon you'll find yourself down here with me!" the devil said.
Suddenly Bear felt two hands on his shoulders. He jumped and the two
shoulder monkeys flew into oblivion.
"Man..you're really jumpy today aren't ya!"
Bear recognized that voice and turned around.
"Lorelei.." Bear said.
"Hey!" Lorelei replied. "So..what's goin' on here?" she asked.
"Oh nothin' really.." Bear responded.
Tyoki continued her singing in a kind of off key way. Mimiru
was getting really annoyed that she finally hit Tyoki on the head with the
hilt of her sword.
"Okay okay we get the freakin' point! You love Crim and you think he's the
sexiest thing to ever set foot on this earth..now could you PLEASE CUT IT
WITH THE BAD SINGING!!" Mimiru said. Tyoki rubbed her head.
"Well geez..ya could've jsut asked instead of resorting to drastic measures
lil miss PMS girl!" Tyoki replied.
"Wha..WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" Mimiru argued.
"You heard me!" Tyoki said.
"Ya know Mimiru she's got a point.." Tsukasa replied. Mimiru glared at
Tsukasa and shoved Tyoki into the river. Tyoki screamed as she made a big
splash.
Bear and Lorelei walked to the edge and looked in. Bear shook his
head. Lorelei laughed a bit.
"My aren't they a bright bunch.." she said.
Mimiru turned her attention back towards Tsukasa.
"Hey..so did Bear mention anything about what happened yesterday?" Mimiru
asked.
"Nope..but he did keep repeating the phrase.."That was disturbing!"..I
swear..even in his sleep he was saying it!" Tsukasa explained.
"Dang! Then it had to have been something BIG in order to freak him out
like that!" Mimiru said. Tsukasa nodded. At that moment Mimiru felt a
hand on her leg. Suddenly she fell in the water as Tyoki climbed out.
"Have a nice swim!" Tyoki said to Mimiru.
"Why you!" Mimiru said climbing out. Just then Bear spotted something in
the distance.
"Oh shit..its Crim.." Bear said.
"CRIM!! WHERE!!" Tyoki said looking around rapidly. Bear grabbed Lorelei
and Tsukasa by the arm.
"Time to go!" Bear said running. Crim recognized Bear and started running
towards them. Tyoki just stood there staring at Crim.
"Tyoki..hello? Earth to Tyoki!!" Mimiru said. Bear looked back. He ran
back to Tyoki and Mimiru and jerked them away.
"NO! CRIM!!" Tyoki said. crim got to where Mimiru and Tyoki were standing.
"NO!! WAIT! TSUKASA! MIMIRU! BEAR!..And..uh..TWO OTHER CHICS WHOM I DON'T
KNOW! COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!!" Crim yelled after them. Bear looked back.
Crim was gaining on them. Bear ran even faster.
"What's going on Bear?" Lorelei yelled after him. Mimiru scratched her
head.
"Uh..what's goin on here?" she asked confused.
"Um..something tells me that we don't wanna know." Tsukasa replied.
"Uh..you're probably right." Mimiru said.
"It concerns my beloved Crim! I must know!" Tyoki said looking back and
sighing.
"Tyoki..you're an idiot.." Mimiru replied.
"Thank you..hey!!" Tyoki replied.
"Like I said.." Mimiru siad.
Suddenly BT jumped out of the shadows right in front the gang. Bear
stopped with a quick skid, but Mimiru, Tsukasa, Lorelei, and Tyoki bumped
into one another knowcking each other down.
"HEY! WHATS THE BIG IDEA!" Mimiru demanded.
"BT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE RUNNING FROM A
CRAZED LUNATIC!!" Bear yelled shaking BT back and forth really rapidly.
"Hm..huh.." BT said looking around. She then spotted Crim.
"Oh..him.."
"Mimiru get off me!" Tsukasa yelled.
"I would..if two other people weren't on top of me!!" Mimiru yelled. Crim
spotted the little pile up.
"Ooh! wait for me! Wait for me!" Crim yelled running even faster towards
the pile up.
"AHH! GET OFF! GET OFF!" Tsukasa screamed struggling even harder to get out
from underneath the three other girls. Bear looked back.
"Oh no watch out he's gonna attack you!!!!" Bear yelled. Just as Crim was
about to jump on top of the pile up Bear yanked Tsukasa out from the pile.
The other girls scattered and Crim did a flying faceplant onto the ground.
"Well..that should teach him a lesson about trying to take advantage of
girls like that!" Bear said. Crim slowly got up.
"..But what about guys?" he asked.
"CRIM!!" Tyoki said preparing to run towards him. Bear grabbed her arm and
forced her back.
"Leave him be..think of him as toxic poison..don't go near him" Bear said.
Tyoki looked at him blankly.
"Geez everyone what's the big idea! I just wanna tell you aobut my new
hobby!" Crim said.
"Uh.." Bear said.
"TELL US! TELL US!" Tyoki said energetically.
"CROSSDRESSING!!" I tried it yesterday and I loved it! It makes me feel
so..FREE!!" Crim explained. Everyone stared at him.
"You just had to open you're big mouth..didn't you.." Bear said.
"Eep..sorry!" Tyoki siad.
"HERE! I'LL GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION!!" Crim said grabbing Mimiru.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFFA ME YOU FREAKIN' PERV!!!!" Mimiru screamed as she broke
free of Crim's grip.
"Hmph..fine then..i've got something more entertaining anyway! I just came
back from Indonesia and I learned two very interesting things. PREPARE TO
BE AMAZED!!!!" Crim said. He got into a weird position and began this
strange dance. Random exotic music could be heard in the background. Crim
did his closing pose as the music ceased. "AND THAT MY FRIENDS WAS THE
MATING CALL OF THE SILVER YAK!!" Everyone stared at Crim like he was
nuts..and he is.
Suddenly Silver Knight came around the corner. He spotted Crim.
Crim saw him coming. "OH MY GOD I CALLED FOR A SILVER YAK NOT A SILVER
IDIOT!" Crim screamed.
"I LOVE YOU!" Silver Knight said running towards Crim. The stupid Knight
pounced on Crim.
"AHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IF OFF ME!!" Crim panicked.
"..But..you're bi..I thought you liked that kinda thing!" BT said.
Everyone looked at BT.
"Did..you say..Crim's..BI?!?!" Tsukasa said.
"Preciesly.." BT replied. Everyone then shifted their attention to Crim
and stared at him shocked as Crim stabbed Silver Knight and chucked him to
the other side of Mac Anu.
"YES! IT'S ALL TRUE!!: Bear said looking tramatized.
"Yeah..Crim tried to hit on Bear.." BT said.
"Shut up or i'll ring your neck!!" Bear said. Suddenly Lorelei latched
onto Bear's arm.
"MINE!" she squealed.
"..Bitch.." BT said. Lorelei heard this and glared at her. Just then a
bolt of lightning struck BT.
"Uhhhh...." Tyoki said in a daze.
"Huh...." Mimiru said turning towards Tyoki.
"He's..uhh...." Tyoki fainted.
"Uhh...." Mimiru started poking her. "Are you dead.." Crim saw this.
"I know what'll wake her up!" Crim said. A lightbulb appeared over his
head. Then it shut off and crashed on his head. "THE MATING CALL OF THE
WILD ANTELOPE!! NYAK!! NYAAAK!!" Crim screamed.
"Uh..that's new.." Lorelei said still latched onto Bear. Silver Knight
came bounding around the corner again. Crim spotted him.
"Oh no not again!" Crim said. Crim dashed toward Silver Knight and beat
the hell outta him.
Just as Crim punched Silver Knight into the chaos gate transporting
him to another place in "The World" Subaru gated in. She gasped then
screamed at the top of her lungs.
"TSUKASA!! I LOVE YOU!!" Subaru ran towards Tsukasa as fast as she could
"KISS ME!!" she yelled as she reached her.
"Eew!! I..uh..like you..but..not like that you sicko!!" Tsukasa yelled
inching away from Subaru. Then Crim popped up behind Subaru.
"You know if you want to get Tsukasa's attention all you have to do is
preform the mating dance of the silver yak..it's gaurenteed to get you what
you want!" Crim replied. Subaru scratched her head.
"Uh..I can't dance..but I can do this..NYAK! NYAAAK!!" Subaru said.
Once again Silver Knight..who may we add at this point was all beat
up..ran towards Subaru. Crim got out of the way.
"OH M'LADY YOU DO LOVE ME!!" Silver Knight said jumping on Subaru.
"AHH! GET OFF ME! GET THIS FUCKER OFFA ME!!" Subaru screamed. Everyone
stared in shock. Tsukasa gasped.
"She swore!" Tsukasa said.
"man..it really sucks to be her right now.." Bear said looking away from
Subaru and Silver Knight..just because he didn't want to be scarred for
life..again. Crim suddenly appeared behind Bear.
"So?" Crim said. Lorelei growled at Crim and bit off his ear.
"There..now he's sporting a Van Gogh!" she said. Crim screamed in agony.
"I'VE GOT RABIES!!" he screamed. Mimiru looked back at Tyoki.
"Hmm..Now how would I go about waking her up? She's missing lots of good
stuff!" Mimiru said. "Oh! I know!" Mimiru knelt down beside Tyoki and
whispered in her ear. "Crim says he likes you.." Tyoki immediatly sprang
up just in time to see Crim trip over Silver Knight and Subaru (who are
currenly busy ) and fall off the bridge.
"AHH! CAN'T SWIM!! NEED HELP!!" Crim yelled while splashing like hell.
Tyoki ran to the edge and looked down into the water. Everyone else except
Silver Knight and Subaru also rushed over to the bridge. Just as the last
of them got there Crim got rammed with a speeding gondala. "..Ow.." Crim
said flatly as he sank into the murky depth.
"Huh.." Kite, who was steering the gondala, looked back. "Oh..uh..sorry
dude.." Kite said. "O SOLE MIO...." Kite sang as the boat floated away.
"Damn..that had to hurt! Tsukasa said. Tyoki shook her head.
"..That poor poor hot guy..never even stood a chance.." she said.
END OF CHAPTER 4....
NOT!!!!
Nope..in fact Silver Knight and Subaru lived happily ever after with
four children in which Subaru so affectionatly named: Fuck Head, Ugly
Fucker, Fuck u, and John. May we add that John was the only normal child
of the bunch that graduated and worked at Wendy's.
Everyone was strapped to the wall except Silver Knight and Subaru.
"Guess what! I'M A DADDY!!" Silver Knight said shoving about twelve cigars
in everyone's mouth. He lit them and waited. "Huh..wait a minute..how
come they didn't explode?" Silver Knight questioned. Then he put one in
his mouth and lit it. The cigar exploded and blew Silver Knight to
smitherines! Immediatly after the others mourned for about five seconds.
Subaru drowned herself in her tears. Eveyone cheered happily. There
now..that's the REAL ending..and a DAMN happy one at that!!!!
Dotbf: AHH! ALL DONE!!
Vtm: YEA!!
Subaru: Crying NO!! ITS NOT HAPPY!!
Dotbf and Vtm: look at Subaru
Vtm: What the! You're supposed to be dead!
Dotbf: Yeah! shoots Subaru with a giant machine gun There now!
Vtm: Yeah..uh..
Subaru: Raises her head READ AND..
Vtm: Put Subaru though a trash compactor
Trash compactor squishes Subaru
Vtm and Dotbf: Cheering VERY loudly Well read and review..
Dotbf: Well course is you're reading this then you probably already read
the the story so REVIEW PLEASE!!!!
Vtm and Dotbf: Well until next time!!!! Waving rapidly BYE!!!!