Vtm: Hi all!! we're back with another crazy chapter!!!!
Dotbf: Let me give you a warning now..this chapter can be very
disturbing..well depending how you look at it!
Vtm: Yeah..uh..well..
Seto suddenly ran in and mooned everybody!!
Sano and Kenshin popped up
Sano and Kenshin: Blue moon! You saw me standing alone!!
Random person in the audience: But..there's nothing there..
Seto: Huh..
Random person: holds up a mirror to Seto's backside
Seto: looks in the mirror and discovers his ass is missing NOO!! MY
ASS!! MY ASS IS GONE!! NO!! WHERE DID IT GO!!!!
Dotbf: So where's the disclaimer..it was supposed to be on Seto's ass..but
that well..gone..
Vtm: So..uh..
Suddenly Kenshin and Sano pull their pants down
Dotbf and Vtm: Blink wide eyed
Vtm: Well..um..okay..
Dotbf: Uh..let's get on with the disclaimers for this chapter shall we....
KENSHIN'S ASS READS:
We DO NOT own any part of .hack or Rurouni Kenshin
WHATSOEVER!!!!
SANO'S ASS READS:
However we do own Tyoki (dotbf) and Lorelei (vtm)..
Dotbf and Vtm:....and Sora owns his pickle!!
Sora: MY PICKLE!!
Dotbf: Heh..well..on with the story!!!!
CHAPTER 5
Sora logged on. He looked around and almost immediatly spotted Crim
and the others.
LETS MOVE OVER TO THE CRIM CAM SHALL WE!?
"So Mimiru are you..uh..free this Friday night?" Crim asked.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR PERVERTED HANDS TO
YOURSELF!!!!" Mimiru said punching Crim. He flew right into Bear.
"So..Bear what do you say..you..me..Friday night?" Crim asked.
"BACK OFF!!" Lorelei said. Bear noticed Crim looking in Tsukasa's
direction.
"Oh no you don't!!" Bear said hiding Tsukasa behind him.
NOW BACK TO THE REGULAR CAM!
Sora walked over to them.
"Hey everyone! GUESS WHAT I HAVE!! IT'S BIG! IT'S JUICY..and the best part
is..IT'S IN MY PANTS!!" he said with excitement. Everyone stared at him
with disgust.
"YOU SICK PERVERT!!" everyone screamed at once. Crim looked at Sora and
sighed dreamily.
"I think i'm in love.." he said.
"OH SHUT UP!!" everyone started chucking there weapons at Crim.
"What..i'm just talking about my pickle...." Sora said reaching in his
pants.
"OH GROSS!!" everyone screamed and turned around.
"It's a big one too!!" Sora said.
AND NOW FOR SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!
Tsukasa: This is so disgusting!
Mimiru: Crim and Sora are SO nasty!!
Bear: I'm scarred! i'm scarred!!!!
Lorelei: This day just gets stranger and stranger!!
Tyoki: Crim's..what?
Sora: PICKLES!!
Crim: I'm a fuzzy bunny!!
OKAY DONE WITH RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!
"Ooh!! can I hold it!!" Crim asked.
"Sure.." Sora replied.
At that moment BT joined them.
"Hey everyone! What's up!?" she asked.
"OH MY GOSH IT'S SO SMOOTH!! Can I taste it!?" Crim asked.
"Sure!" Sora replied. Suddenly they heard a notoriously loud crunching
sounds. Tsukasa flinched.
"Ooh..that had to hurt!!" Tsukasa blurted out loud.
"What are you talking about?" BT asked confused.
"Um..trust me..you don't wanna know.." Mimiru replied.
"Mmm..nice and juicy!" Crim exclaimed.
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!" everyone screamed at once turning around.
"Huh?" Crim and Sora said simaultaneously.
"Y..you're holding a pickle..an..actual..pickle!!" Tsukasa said in shock.
"Uh.." Sora looked at them puzzled. "..Yeah..like I said it was a pickle.
Sora said. "WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT YOU PERVERTS!!!!"
"WHA..WE'RE NOT THE PERVERTS YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!" Mimiru said. Crim then
suddenly stared deeply into Sora's eyes. Crim shoved the pickle in Sora's
mouth and put both hands on the twinblades shoulders.
"I love you..can i have your child?" Crim said hugging the heck outta Sora.
Crim prepared to kiss Sora. Just then Sora spit out the pickle....which
got lodged in Crim's throat.
"OH MY GOD YOU FREAK OF NATURE!!!!" Sora yelled. "Besides..I like
girls!!!!" Everyone looked at Sora dumfounded. Crim was too busy gagging
to say anything.
"AH!!!!" Sora screamed running behind Tsukasa. "PROTECT ME PLEASE!!!!"
Sora said in a squeaky little voice. Tyoki saw Crim gagging.
"NO! YOU CAN'T DIE!!!!" Tyoki screamed running towards Crim. She ran
behind Crim and gave him the heimlich maneuver. The pickle suddenly flew
out of Crim's mouth and landed right in front of Tsukasa.
"EEW!! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!" Tsukasa screamed jumping back.
"Hey! Wait for me!!" Sora said following Tsukasa. Crim cleared his throat
and turned towards Tyoki.
"Thanks a lot!! Hey..are your free on Friday!!" Crim asked.
"NO!!" Mimiru screamed running towards Tyoki. "She..uh..has to help me
wash my dog on Friday!!!!" Mimiru quickly dragged Tyoki away.
"NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME MY LOVE!!!!" Crim said pointing and running
towards Sora.
"Forget this..I'm going home..this is way too weird!!" Bear said. He
logged off. Lorelei followed.
"I'll be back for you and you're JUICY pickle too!!" Crim laughed evily as
he logged off.
"THANK YOU TSUKASA!!" Sora said hugging the wave master's leg. Bear
suddenly logged back in. He suddenly stabbed Sora in the back. The Bear
took Tsukasa and logged off..again..this time with Tsukasa. The sword fell
out of Sora's back. Then a loud gust of wind blew and a tumble weed flew
right past Sora.
"Nobody loves me..Nobody cares...." he said.
Mimiru and Tyoki were talking.
"Where'd Crim go.." Tyoki asked not know he logged off.
"CRIM!! WHERE!!" Sora said in a panic. He started running around really
rapidly. He finally took cover behind Mimiru and Tyoki.
"GET LOST!!" Mimiru said while punching him right into BT. Mimiru then
logged off. Tyoki followed Mimiru's lead. BT and Sora later logged off
and everyone lived happily ever after for!the rest of the day!!!!
Vtm: Well that's it for the fifth chapter!!!!
Dotbf: Yup! Yup!
Sora: Runs in to where the authoresses are HIDE ME! HIDE ME!
Dotbf: Scratches her head and puts a big bucket over Sora
Crim: Runs in WHERE IS HE! WHERE IS HE! I SAW HIM COME THIS WAY!!
Vtm: Who?
Crim: Sora!!
Dotbf: YUP!! HE WENT THAT WAY!!!! Pointing up a tree
Crim: Looks up at the tree I'M COMING MY LOVE!!!! Climbs up the tree
Dotbf: Takes bucket off of Sora
Sora: THANK YOU!!
Crim: Huh..looks down SORA!! falls out of the tree
Sora: AHH!! HELP ME!! runs away
Crim: COME BACK MY LOVE!!!! runs after Sora
Vtm: Well that was..uh..unusual..
Dotbf: Yeah..
Vtm and Dotbf: WELL..REVIEW PLEASE!
Vtm: Assuming that you already read it..If you just scrolled down then..
Vtm and Dotbf: SHAME ON YOU!!!! GO BACK AND READ IT OR WE'LL SICK SETO
KAIBA ON YOU!!!!
Seto: MY ASS!!
Vtm: Well..until next time!!!! CYA!!!!
Dotbf: Let me give you a warning now..this chapter can be very
disturbing..well depending how you look at it!
Vtm: Yeah..uh..well..
Seto suddenly ran in and mooned everybody!!
Sano and Kenshin popped up
Sano and Kenshin: Blue moon! You saw me standing alone!!
Random person in the audience: But..there's nothing there..
Seto: Huh..
Random person: holds up a mirror to Seto's backside
Seto: looks in the mirror and discovers his ass is missing NOO!! MY
ASS!! MY ASS IS GONE!! NO!! WHERE DID IT GO!!!!
Dotbf: So where's the disclaimer..it was supposed to be on Seto's ass..but
that well..gone..
Vtm: So..uh..
Suddenly Kenshin and Sano pull their pants down
Dotbf and Vtm: Blink wide eyed
Vtm: Well..um..okay..
Dotbf: Uh..let's get on with the disclaimers for this chapter shall we....
KENSHIN'S ASS READS:
We DO NOT own any part of .hack or Rurouni Kenshin
WHATSOEVER!!!!
SANO'S ASS READS:
However we do own Tyoki (dotbf) and Lorelei (vtm)..
Dotbf and Vtm:....and Sora owns his pickle!!
Sora: MY PICKLE!!
Dotbf: Heh..well..on with the story!!!!
CHAPTER 5
Sora logged on. He looked around and almost immediatly spotted Crim
and the others.
LETS MOVE OVER TO THE CRIM CAM SHALL WE!?
"So Mimiru are you..uh..free this Friday night?" Crim asked.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR PERVERTED HANDS TO
YOURSELF!!!!" Mimiru said punching Crim. He flew right into Bear.
"So..Bear what do you say..you..me..Friday night?" Crim asked.
"BACK OFF!!" Lorelei said. Bear noticed Crim looking in Tsukasa's
direction.
"Oh no you don't!!" Bear said hiding Tsukasa behind him.
NOW BACK TO THE REGULAR CAM!
Sora walked over to them.
"Hey everyone! GUESS WHAT I HAVE!! IT'S BIG! IT'S JUICY..and the best part
is..IT'S IN MY PANTS!!" he said with excitement. Everyone stared at him
with disgust.
"YOU SICK PERVERT!!" everyone screamed at once. Crim looked at Sora and
sighed dreamily.
"I think i'm in love.." he said.
"OH SHUT UP!!" everyone started chucking there weapons at Crim.
"What..i'm just talking about my pickle...." Sora said reaching in his
pants.
"OH GROSS!!" everyone screamed and turned around.
"It's a big one too!!" Sora said.
AND NOW FOR SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!
Tsukasa: This is so disgusting!
Mimiru: Crim and Sora are SO nasty!!
Bear: I'm scarred! i'm scarred!!!!
Lorelei: This day just gets stranger and stranger!!
Tyoki: Crim's..what?
Sora: PICKLES!!
Crim: I'm a fuzzy bunny!!
OKAY DONE WITH RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!
"Ooh!! can I hold it!!" Crim asked.
"Sure.." Sora replied.
At that moment BT joined them.
"Hey everyone! What's up!?" she asked.
"OH MY GOSH IT'S SO SMOOTH!! Can I taste it!?" Crim asked.
"Sure!" Sora replied. Suddenly they heard a notoriously loud crunching
sounds. Tsukasa flinched.
"Ooh..that had to hurt!!" Tsukasa blurted out loud.
"What are you talking about?" BT asked confused.
"Um..trust me..you don't wanna know.." Mimiru replied.
"Mmm..nice and juicy!" Crim exclaimed.
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!" everyone screamed at once turning around.
"Huh?" Crim and Sora said simaultaneously.
"Y..you're holding a pickle..an..actual..pickle!!" Tsukasa said in shock.
"Uh.." Sora looked at them puzzled. "..Yeah..like I said it was a pickle.
Sora said. "WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT YOU PERVERTS!!!!"
"WHA..WE'RE NOT THE PERVERTS YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!" Mimiru said. Crim then
suddenly stared deeply into Sora's eyes. Crim shoved the pickle in Sora's
mouth and put both hands on the twinblades shoulders.
"I love you..can i have your child?" Crim said hugging the heck outta Sora.
Crim prepared to kiss Sora. Just then Sora spit out the pickle....which
got lodged in Crim's throat.
"OH MY GOD YOU FREAK OF NATURE!!!!" Sora yelled. "Besides..I like
girls!!!!" Everyone looked at Sora dumfounded. Crim was too busy gagging
to say anything.
"AH!!!!" Sora screamed running behind Tsukasa. "PROTECT ME PLEASE!!!!"
Sora said in a squeaky little voice. Tyoki saw Crim gagging.
"NO! YOU CAN'T DIE!!!!" Tyoki screamed running towards Crim. She ran
behind Crim and gave him the heimlich maneuver. The pickle suddenly flew
out of Crim's mouth and landed right in front of Tsukasa.
"EEW!! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!" Tsukasa screamed jumping back.
"Hey! Wait for me!!" Sora said following Tsukasa. Crim cleared his throat
and turned towards Tyoki.
"Thanks a lot!! Hey..are your free on Friday!!" Crim asked.
"NO!!" Mimiru screamed running towards Tyoki. "She..uh..has to help me
wash my dog on Friday!!!!" Mimiru quickly dragged Tyoki away.
"NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME MY LOVE!!!!" Crim said pointing and running
towards Sora.
"Forget this..I'm going home..this is way too weird!!" Bear said. He
logged off. Lorelei followed.
"I'll be back for you and you're JUICY pickle too!!" Crim laughed evily as
he logged off.
"THANK YOU TSUKASA!!" Sora said hugging the wave master's leg. Bear
suddenly logged back in. He suddenly stabbed Sora in the back. The Bear
took Tsukasa and logged off..again..this time with Tsukasa. The sword fell
out of Sora's back. Then a loud gust of wind blew and a tumble weed flew
right past Sora.
"Nobody loves me..Nobody cares...." he said.
Mimiru and Tyoki were talking.
"Where'd Crim go.." Tyoki asked not know he logged off.
"CRIM!! WHERE!!" Sora said in a panic. He started running around really
rapidly. He finally took cover behind Mimiru and Tyoki.
"GET LOST!!" Mimiru said while punching him right into BT. Mimiru then
logged off. Tyoki followed Mimiru's lead. BT and Sora later logged off
and everyone lived happily ever after for!the rest of the day!!!!
Vtm: Well that's it for the fifth chapter!!!!
Dotbf: Yup! Yup!
Sora: Runs in to where the authoresses are HIDE ME! HIDE ME!
Dotbf: Scratches her head and puts a big bucket over Sora
Crim: Runs in WHERE IS HE! WHERE IS HE! I SAW HIM COME THIS WAY!!
Vtm: Who?
Crim: Sora!!
Dotbf: YUP!! HE WENT THAT WAY!!!! Pointing up a tree
Crim: Looks up at the tree I'M COMING MY LOVE!!!! Climbs up the tree
Dotbf: Takes bucket off of Sora
Sora: THANK YOU!!
Crim: Huh..looks down SORA!! falls out of the tree
Sora: AHH!! HELP ME!! runs away
Crim: COME BACK MY LOVE!!!! runs after Sora
Vtm: Well that was..uh..unusual..
Dotbf: Yeah..
Vtm and Dotbf: WELL..REVIEW PLEASE!
Vtm: Assuming that you already read it..If you just scrolled down then..
Vtm and Dotbf: SHAME ON YOU!!!! GO BACK AND READ IT OR WE'LL SICK SETO
KAIBA ON YOU!!!!
Seto: MY ASS!!
Vtm: Well..until next time!!!! CYA!!!!