Dotbf: Welcome to yet another wonderful chapter of one messed up .hack fic!!!!
Vtm: One messed up .hack fic indeed!!
Crim: Why do you call it messed up!?
Dotbf and Vtm: ..uh..
Crim: This is perfectly normal for me!!
Vtm: Well..uh..yeah..riiiight....picks him up and kicks him to the moon
Crim: AHHHH!!!!....Ooh..wait..i've always wanted to go to the moon!!
Vtm:....Baka....
Dotbf:sweat drop....Hmm..yeah..uh..well..anyway..um..who was supposed to do the disclaimer this time??
Vtm: Um..looks through giant book of people....um..Sailor Moon..but..uh..she..uh..got attacked by a bunch of rabid pigtail eating ferrets....May she rest in pieces....
Dotbf:....Uh..huh..so now what?
Vtm:..Um....flips through book..uh..seems like everyone either took the day off, are on vacation, or are in critical condition at the hospital..from our stories....
Dotbf: shrugs Looks like we'll just have to do them ourselves....
Suddenly the Tales of the Crypt keeper popped up in his coffin..
Tales of the Crypt Keeper: Meet my new wife!! Holds up Sailor Moon's head
Vtm and Dotbf: ....Uh..
Vtm:....Well as long as you're here would you mind doing the disclaimer for us?
Tales of the Crypt Keeper:..The..what??
Dotbf: shoves a sheet of paper in front of him Just read off of this..okay..
Tales of the Crypt Keeper:..Uh..okay..Dotbf and Vtm DO NOT own ANYTHING WHATSOEVER in this story except themselves..Lorelei and Tyoki..sadly they are not in this chapter..but WE STILL OWN OURSELVES!!
Dotbf: Thank you..Now you may go..
Tales of the Crypt Keeper and Sailor Moon's head leave.
Vtm:..Uh..that was just plain weird..
Dotbf:..Umm..you said it!
Vtm: Now for the story!! Read and enjoy!!
Chapter 7
Tons of guests poured into the chapter. Sora was playing and out of tune version of "here comes the bride" on an organ. Yes..well you can see everything is starting out normally. After everyone took their seats Jack Sparrow walked down the isle and up to the front of the chapel.
"Remind me..why am I doing this again?" Jack complained.
Vtm: pulls out a keg of rum Relax Jack, it's all for the rum. puts rum back
"STOP THE MUSIC!! WHERE THE HECK ARE THE BRIDE AND GROOM!! THE SOONER WE START THE SOONER I CAN HAVE ME RUM!!" Jack demanded. Sora immediately stopped playing. Jack hunted down Silver Knight and Subaru. When he found them he dragged them into the chapel wedding place and kicked them. He meant to kick them towards the alter..but instead they went through the roof. Everyone looked up. Jack looked at the authoresses and glared. "You better double the size of that keg before I go through this shit.." he said.
Vtm and Dotbf: nod
A few minutes later everyone heard screams and looked up.
"Well it's about time!" Tsukasa said. Silver Knight and Subaru fell on top of Jack.
"TRIPLE!!!!" Jack screamed. "GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!"
Silver Knight and Subaru obeyed. Jack got up and sighed heavily.
"Boys and Girls..we are gathered here today to tie the knot between Silver..uh..yak guy..and..uh..angel girl.." Jack Sparrow said.
Bear whipped out a megaphone.
"SILVER KNIGHT AND SUBARU!!!!" he yelled.
"Uh..yeah..whatever he said.." Jack said. "In holy macaroni..er..matromony.."
BT: 'Man this is SO boring'
Mimiru: 'Wow! I never would've guessed..Silver Knight and Subaru..
Jack: Blah..Blah..Blah..Blah..Blah..
Hiei: singing Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul!
Yugi: clonks Hiei on the head
Hiei: shakes his head Hm..thanks..starts humming it
Yugi: sighs He's hopeless..
Jack: Blah..Blah..Blah..Blah..
Crim: SUBARU WHY!! YOU WERE SO HOT!!
Jack: SHUT UP!!!! continues
Vtm: Hurry up come on we don't have all day!
Dotbf: Yeah! Skip forward!
Jack: Okay okay....
Kite: sleeping Z..z..z..z..z..z..z..z
Natsume: looking at Kite and sighs So..cute..
Tsukasa: 'Weddings are SO boring'
Kenshin:..Oro..Oro..Oro..Oro..
Sano: 'Loaf of bread..stick of butter..can of soup..loaf of bread..stick of butter..can of soup..stick of soup..loaf of butter..can of bread..stick of soup..loaf of butter..can of bread..' stands up OH NO MY SHOPPING LIST!!!!
"Do you silver yak take this car to be your awfully..er lawfully wedded vehicle.." Jack said.
"Uh..yes.." Silver Knight replied.
"And do you Subaru take this goat thing to be your husband.." Jack continued.
"YES!!" Subaru cried as tears streamed down her face. Everyone was so silent that you could hear crickets. They (the people not the crickets) rolled their eyes.
"Good! I now pronounce you hitched..NOW GIMME ME RUM!! Three over sized kegs of rum fell on Jack. "YAY!! ME RUM!!"
Vtm: Well that's it for the wedding!!
Dotbf: Now for the after party!!
Vtm: Now that you've read..Please review!!
Vtm and Dotbf: WELL UNTIL NEXT TIME!! CYA!!