A/N: WEEEEEEEEE I needed humor in my life so I decided to update this ; don't worry it wont be a big joke. Millie still doesn't believe Wolfwood is even alive.. She thinks well.. I'll just write what she thinks : anyway on w/ the story!

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Chapter 3: Blow by

Millie sank lower into her hot bathtub trying to figure out what the hell was going on! Wolfwood was dead! He didn't come into this house he didn't kiss me and he defiantly is dead. He has a gravestone and everything!

Ok...granted the ground below it is empty... but there still is a grave! And that means the person is dead.... And so furthermore it is impossible for a certain dead man to be alive seeing as he is a dead man.....

'Pretty sad backup in my opinion' a small rather annoyingly familiar voice taunted her "YOU are the one who called him dead, might I remind you. Which you cant even technically call evidence seeing as you're the accuser of being dead.. and using your own words as evidence is.. Not good.'

' Oh shut up. Who died and made you CSI agent of the month...'

' Fighting with yourself isn't considered very healthy.'

'Yes well might I point out that you started this little 'fight''

Just when she was about to hit herself over the head with a shampoo bottle a voice echoed through the house.

"Millie?!"

''I know that voice.. That's Mr.Vash's voice..."

"Millie?"

"And that would be the dead man."

"Millie there's a vampire who's trying to tell me he's not one.. Do you mind confirming that your still have ALL of your blood flowing in your veins?"

She sighed and gingerly pulled herself out of the nice.. hot.. bath.. and wrapped a towel around her. Modestly of course, she didn't have a robe or she would have worn that of course... she stepped out and looked evenly at the two men.

Well? Full blood cell count?" Wolfwood said trying very hard not to stare at her. 'Not the time to be staring at her.. nope.. not the tim- her towel slipped! HER TOWEL SLIPPED!' he watched her intently.

She pulled the towel tighter and somewhat backed more behind the door, blushing slightly. "Yes.. Mr.Vash sir.. Blood cells all accountable..."

Wolfwood grinned snugly but it soon fell off his face as he noticed tears streaming down a slightly distressed Millie.

Vash stood there. Not very sure of what to do....

"Millie?" Wolfwood asked tentavily going towards her. She stepped back her eyes huge and frightened. "Your Dead!"

"Mill.. I know.. This is hard for you but please try to comprehend im not dead Mill."

"Dead!"

Millie.. He stepped closer and she shrieked. "Wolfwood your dead! You're just a hallucination! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!"

Vash spoke up startling the silence that followed Millie's shrieking scene. His voice was serious and he lifted his eyes to Millie. "Wolfwood is alive Millie.. and he's standing right in front of you.."

Wolfwood looked gratefully at Vash then back to his. Very scared girlfriend is you could call her that at the moment.

"I'm alive Millie... im right here..." He stepped closer expecting her to step back she stayed where she was her eyes watching his every move. "I've come back I kept my promise...I came back for you."

More tears formed in her eyes, a mixture of happy and sad. He was alive. How he was alive she didn't know. A voice inside her, the one before was trying to make her forget about that, but the question nagged at her. She couldn't throw herself into his arms unless she knew why he was alive. How could he be alive when Vash saw him die?

"Mill.."

"How are you alive. How did you survive."?

Petals of a tear stained rose

He looked helplessly at her and shook his head "Millie.. I can't tell you."

Turn around and drill their holes

"You must." She strained the word must. Noone could mistake the tone of her voice for anything but pleading. "You have to tell me Wolfwood you have to!"

Once they blow they don't return

"Millie.. Its.. You...Vash.." he sighed and slumped his shoulders and took a cigarette from his pocket.. "I cant.."

But lucky few seldom do.

Vash looked questioning at Wolfwood. "Then pray tell.. Why cant you?"

Voices sing and echo vast

His voice was soft as he mumbled "The rules are strict in Purgatory"

The answer is short to last

Millie stifled a gasp as Vash stared at him levelly. "Is that so?"

And if they sometimes brush your cheek

He nodded his head. "It is."

Millie looked from both men and quickly made sure her towel was secure before she stepped slightly closer to the man she loved (A/N if you haven't figured out its Wolfwood then by god.. I feel sorry for your children o-o).

They tell you softly not to weep.

Wolfwood turned in her direction as he threw his cigarette aside and lifted his arms to the now very happy and joyful woman standing before him.

You hear the words as they repeat.

She ran into his arms without any more hesitation. He was alive.

They tell you softly not to weep.

A/N: Agh.. Its over! I know don't hate me.. Some of you will be like "Oh I hate this..."

But it had to end somewhere.. and it wasn't as funny as it could have been. a and I didn't make it overly dramatic.. So its perfect! In my perspective atleast.....

Anyway.... Review!