DarkLink313: This is strange. I forgot I had typed this back when I first put this fic up a few months ago. I found it while searching my folders for other things, and I guess I put this in the wrong folder, and all it needed was a little bit of editing, and it was ready for posting. Note to anyone who reads this and is a fan of another of my fics: Again, I found this by accident. I am still on a temporary personal vacation from typing since I'm trying to work on making my FF-Zero fic (READ IT!) into a full-on RPG Maker 2000 game. Note to anyone who cares about that: I'll update my status on the game every week in my bio, so if you want to try it out when it's done, check how well I'm doing. I have a deadline for next June, but I might finish by April, or March if I'm really lucky. But enough on that, onto the fic!

Violet: I didn't even know DL had finished this chapter. I thought he gave up on it.

Rain: Guess not. Not like it matters. After all, nobody reads this fic anyway...

Vivica: Not too enthusiastic, are you?

Rain: No, not really. But hey, I'm not a girly-girl like you two.

Violet and Vivica: Girly-girl?

Rain: Okay...I'll put it another way. I'm not like the girls of WOOHP (found out I spelled it wrong last time. My bad, anyone who noticed or cared).

Violet: Uh...neither are we.

Vivica: Yeah! Which girl am I like, if I'm like any of them?

Rain: I'd say Violet and Sam are alike, and you...well, hmm...

Vivica: Can't think of one, can you?

Rain: You're not boy-crazy...you're not a clutz...and you're not a total bitch...so Clover, Alex, and Mandy are out. Nope, I guess you're not like...WAIT! That Brittany chick! There we go!

Vivica: She was only in one episode, and we really didn't get to see much of her personality. How am I like her? I don't even like blue that much, except in one case.

Rain: Well...good point. Fine, Vivica isn't like a WOOHP girl either. Oh well, she's still a girly-girl.

Violet: =sigh= Forget it. Let's just get to the chapter already.

Chapter 2: Surprise, Surprise

The door slid open and a figure stepped out through the smoke and into the room. The girls still couldn't see who it was, but tried as best they could to catch a glimpse.
"Well? Who is he Jerry?" Alex asked at last.
"Oh, sorry." Jerry apologized, "I should introduce you. Ladies, this is your new fourth member, Tim. I'm sure you'll recognize him."
"TIM!?" Sam, Clover, and Alex all exclaimed at once.
"Hello girls." Tim smirked as he stepped out of the smoke, which had finally begun to disappate, "What's up?"
"What's up?" Sam asked in an annoyed tone, "Why didn't you tell us you worked for WOOHP?"
"Well, I didn't think you'd believe me. After all, aren't you supposed to be keeping your identities a secret? You would've freaked if I told you I knew who you really were, and would think I was just making a joke if I said I was a spy."
"He does have a point, Sam." Clover agreed.
"Well, then it's settled." Jerry interrupted, "Tim is going to be your new co-member from here on, unless any of you think he should leave?"
"No, of course not." Alex smiled, "We'd love to have Tim along."
"Well, that's nice of you, Alex." Tim smiled as he walked over to the girls. Tim wasn't in his school clothes, and had already changed into his spy gear. Unlike the girls, he didn't wear a colorful jumpsuit, but rather wore a jumpsuit similar to the ones the SPI guys wore, just a different color scheme. The outfit was entirely black, for stealth, but had a metalic grey belt around the waist similar to he girls' an the WOOHP insignia on the chest. He still had on the tennis shoes he was wearing at school, which were solid black with white laces. His hiar had been more tightly tied into the back for a slightly longer ponytail, and he had a pair of red sunglasses around his neck. He reached his hand out to Alex, who was closest, and shook her hand modestly before bringing his face near and kissing it in a chivilrous gesture, "Delighted to be along for the ride."
Tim moved to Clover and did the same, making Alex a little irked, thinking she had gotten an exclusive honor. Sam was last in line, and when Tim was done he turned to Jerry and leaned against his the edge of his desk, not noticing the blush on each girl's face.
"Right, of course." Jerry coughed, "Now, You girls already have your gadgets, correct?"
"Of course, Jer." Clover nodded, "So, where are we headed? You haven't told us the mission yet."
"Oh, that's right. I was caught up with the introductions and all. Sorry about that. Anyway, your mission is an interesting one, to be sure. Since you girls are older now, you're allowed to take on WOOHP missions that we couldn't rightfully send a few Juniors in High School on. Our senior agents have been waiting for girls to get older so that they could get some slack at last, and now is the time. I'm starting you off with one of these missions today, so you can get used to the ordeal."
"What's so different about these new missions, Jerry?" Sam asked.
"Good question, Sam. Tim can answer it better, since he's done a few recently. He turned 18 before you girls did, so he has the experience already."
"Right, thanks Jerry." Tim sighed, "Tell them I'm an old man, why don't you?"
"Oh, relax, Tim. It's not like a few measly months really makes a difference anymore."
"I guess..." Tim sighed, "Oh well."
"So, what's so different about these new missions, Tim?" Alex asked.
"Well, I'm glad you asked." Tim smiled, "Thesse missions are a little bit more of a challenge. Normally, you're used to missions involving crazy, unbelievably creative, yet stupid schemes to take over the world. I rtesearched your past missions, and found some that made my old missions look normal. I mean, like implating human DNA in animals so they can rule the world...a boy band using face-transfer machines to get popular again while almost ruining foreign diplomacy, stuff like that. My weirdest mission was one where some psycho lady wanted to send an electronic signal to all the video game systems in the world and make them suck kids into their Tvs so that the games became real. I guess she didn't like kids..."
"Whoa...crazy much?" Clover smirked, "That does sound weird."
"Right...anyway, the senior missions are more...practical. These missions are more 'Bond-esque' in a sense. You know, stuff like: controlling a giant laser to destroy important buildings and areas, putting a virus in a computer system that controls a military base to make all the weapons fire at a single target, detonating nuclear missiles. Funny thing is, those are the 'pie' mission, as I call them. Trust me, they get challegning. It's...uh...like a game. The further you get, the harder it gets to win. Like Pac-man."
"Sounds tough." Alex gulped.
"Oh, it is, trust me." Tim nodded, "Not to worry. You've got a veteran on your side. The only thing is, some of these missions are...uh...a little bit of sensitive material. You girls are used to going undercover, right?"
"Of course." Sam nodded.
"Well, get un-used to the normal disguises. You won't be 'tourists' or 'photographers' very often any more. Some of these villains, in fact, ALL of these villains are more along the lines of true mastermind criminals and aren't east to fool with those kind of disguises. Trust me, sometimes you migt have to do things you wouldn't get caught dead doing in real life."
"Uh...such as...?" Clover asked.
"Well, I remember this one time I was on an undercover mission. At the time, I was still solo, but you often meet other agents in the field and work with them. I was working with a WOOHP agent by the name of Brittany, and..."
"Brittany? You know her?" Alex asked.
"Uh, yes. Why?"
"She used to work with us." Sam noted, "She was finishing up training before she was sent off to another assignment."
"Oh, that's right ladies." Jerry interrupted, "I also forgot to tell you that Brittany decided to go solo for a while before she joined that team in New York. Her last solo mission was working alongside Tim here."
"Right, well, back to my story." Tim coughed, "Brittany and I, since she was allowed to take a senior mission because of her age, were supposed to infiltrate the hideout of a Yakuza boss and his group in Tokyo to get some information about a kidnapping. Of course, the boss was very strict on who he let see him, and I couldn't get in with a disguise since I'm, well, a guy."
"What are you saying?" Clover asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, Brit had to go in with an...uh...unusual disguise."
"What was that?" Alex asked.
"Uh...an erotic massage servicemaid...person." Lance blushed.
"What!?" Sam exclaimed, "Brittany did...did that!?"
"Oh no, she didn't actually do anything." Tim hastilly added, "She used the disguise to get in, and said she had to go to the bathroom and wash her hands before it all began. She snuck off and let me in through a locked door, since it had some weird lock that I couldn't open. That explains why she had to disguise herself. Anyway, she kept our target occupied, trying to seduce him before se would do anything...uh...I won't go into details, but I got the jump on him, got the info, and we left."
"Are...are you serious...?" Sam asked, "Jerry, you expect us to do things like that?"
"Not really, Sam, only if the situation is otherwise impossible. If it is required, you just might have to swallow some pride." Jerry added.
"That better be all we have to swallow!" Clover exclaimed, "JerrY! You can't really expect us to..."
"Ladies, relax." Tim said calmly, "That's why I'm here. I'll make sure nothing like that happens. Besides, I don't think this first mission is going to require any of that. Volcanic activity, I believe the mission was?"

Jerry nodded.
"Right, and I don't think we'll need to come to that. So, where exactly ARE we headed, Jerry?"
"You four will be going to beautiful Hawaii, where this volcano has been discovered. If things go as they are now, the volcano will erupt entirely, and form an island in the ocean just west of Honolulu, which will cause massive problems for all of the Hawaiian Islands. You've got your gadgets, so, it's time for you to go."
"Wait, doesn't Tim get any gadgets?" Alex asked.
"Oh, no." Tim shookl his head, "I use different gadgets than you girls do. Another bonus of being a veteran is that you get access to more sophisticated weaponry. More 'Bond-esque' equipment. Besides, I can't be seen using laser lipstick, now can I?"
"Ta ta then, ladies. Oh, and you too Tim." Jerry said as he pushed a button on his desk.
A trapdoor appeared underneath the girls and dropped them into the floor. Tim waved farewell to Jerry before jumpong in after them. The girls landed seconds later in three passenger seats on a WOOHP jet, and Tim landed seconds later in the pilot seat.
"What the...?" Sam asked, "Don't we usually get a different jet than this?"
"Uh...I can explain that?" Tim muttered, "I didn't want to drive the Flower Jet. I requested the use of a standard-issue WOOHP jet."
"Oh...I see." Sam sighed, "Well, let's get going..."
"Right. Hang on tight, girls, since I don't usually fly too smoothly!"

Violet: Well, well, well. I guess it WAS Tim after all. Good guesses for anyone who guesses him, except Ed since he already knew. Cheater.

Vivica: I don't really feel like talking right now...not any more. DL is still working on FF-Zero, and I think we should be there to help, don't you?

Rain: Yeah, well. Fine. Let's go.

Violet: Bye everyone. See you next chapter!