A/N: I wasn't really going to write more... but you encouraged me XsasukeRebornX. For that, I am annoyed. But, I'll still get to write more utterly pointless stuff. I thank ye!

Chapter name: Questions, questions, and wouldn't you guess it? More questions.

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: Sephiroth answers a lot of questions while Reno looks for his half eaten Twiss

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name.

Warnings: More Rikku-ness... )Gulp( ... Reno stupidity, and a very bored and tired Sephiroth

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(In Besaid, scenic Wakka's tent)

Sephiroth sighed at the random talking girl, who seemingly had no end in breath. When she took a breath in from her story about how Zanarkand was destroyed, Sephiroth took a moment to intervene.

"I feel that I do not wish to know this," he stated dully. She stopped mid-breath and fell onto the floor, pouting. She suddenly jumped up, looking up at the silver-haired god.

"How did you get spheres into you sword?" he raised an eyebrow at her. "Tidus asked me to ask you." she shrugged as he sighed.

"Their not spheres, their materia." he was getting very annoyed with this girl. She blinked a few times at his remark. He sighed again. He wasn't about to explain materia to someone who's never even heard of Midgar, let alone ShinRa.

"Rikku!" a voice from outside came. It appeared to be a woman's voice. A little high, and really cheery. Like Aeris, he thought coldly. He watched as Rikku raced out of the tent, then fell back in. I wonder if everyone does that...

"Sorry, Yunie," Rikku said as she reached her hand out to someone. The girl had hair down to about her neck and wore a dress-like thing. Sephiroth quirked and eyebrow. Rikku blinked at Sephiroth as 'Yunie' tilted her head. "This is Sephiroth..." she gestured to Sephiroth. "And this is Yunie!" she hugged Rikku.

"... Yunie...?" Sephiroth was confused.

"Actually, it's Yuna!" Rikku said walking over to Sephiroth. She motioned Yuna over, and whispered something in her ear. Sephiroth choose not to listen in. Yuna chuckled.

"What do you do?" she asked him. He blinked.

"Ya' know... Like a job!" Rikku was jumping up and down. Sephiroth eyed her warily, but decided to give in.

"I was general of the ShinRa army." Rikku stopped jumping and blinked a few times.

"Shinra has an army?" she asked questioningly. Sephiroth sighed. She would be able to kill me within five minutes with her stupidity.

"Do you like chocobos?" Yuna asked, feeling curious. Sephiroth frowned.

"No." Rikku frowned.

"How can you not like chocobos?!" he shrugged.

"Bad dealing with them in the past." she was still frowning.

"How much gil do you have?" she scowled at him. He shrugged.

"I'm not sure." She blinked, then her eyes narrowed. "I never found the need to keep track." she gave up with looking evil and came up with another seemingly annoying question.

"Did you ever kill anyone?" she was smiling evilly. She thought that he wouldn't have. Look at his sword Yuffie look-alike!

"Yes." he replied quickly.

"Well we killed a maester... YOU WHAT?!" Rikku screeched in Sephiroth's ear, causing him to cringe. Lulu sighed, closed her book, and walked away.

"Who did... you kill?" Yuna asked. Sephiroth pondered a moment. He hadn't really killed Zack or Cloud, just injured them horribly.

"President Shinra." Rikku went pale. "The whole town of Nibelheim, and Aeris," he added under his breath.

"A whole town?!" Sephiroth shrugged.

"I was a little insane at the moment." Rikku walked up to him. Why did he feel like there was going to be more questions in his near future? Suddenly, he felt tired. He was obviously getting to old to handle kids, why didn't he just kill the nuisances?

(In the same place by the old ShinRa tower in Midgar)

Reno was about three quarters of the way up the building. All because he chewed loud. God, why couldn't Tseng just throw it really far instead of over something. He frowned and looked to the rest of the Turks. Tseng had continued to pace, pointing out certain things that he seemed to miss to himself, out loud. Rude hadn't moved and continued to watch him pace through his sunglasses. Elena was looking from Tseng to Reno, wondering which one she should be watching.

Sighing, he continued to pull himself up the gutter. Why do I have to do this... he then remembered that Tseng had turned his back on him and began to pace, so Reno started to climb up the gutter of the building. Just about five more feet... he told himself. Then you can get your Twiss, it's all in the mist. Can't you just imagine how out of tune Reno is? Upon reaching the top, Reno frowned.

There were piles, among piles, of rubble. He looked lightly for the glinting of the Twiss wrapper... nothing. With a sigh, Reno started to walk around the roof. Beautiful place... he thought sarcastically. President Shinra would like to live here for a while it's so nice... He smirked at the thought of Shinra in this house. He looked around the piles, no glint from the wrapper. He headed for the opposite side, of course, how would he know that there was a giant hole in the buildings roof? Beats the hell out of me with a stick.

And, be as observant as Reno was... he tripped and fell into the hole. All the while, he was scratching his head. He crossed his legs as he continued to fall and scrunched his face up. Nope, nothing in his red-headed head appeared.

"Damn!" he finally said. "Why can't I be smart?!" he whined as he disappeared into the darkness.

"Did you hear something?" Rude asked Elena, adjusting his sunglasses. Elena blinked, then shrugged.

"Other than Boss Tseng's mutterings, nothing." she shrugged again. Rude looked over to the roof onto which Reno had disappeared to.

"Where's Reno." Elena shrugged. Rude sighed. "We're going to have to drag him back here before Tseng gets mad..."

"I already thought that Tseng was mad at Reno..." Rude shrugged.

"We'll just have to wait then..."

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A/N: My little mind is working in overdrive. I still can't think up anything else... I wil, I mean... I have so far. I'll just improvise as you guys help out by reviewing me. If you send me a flame, you will die... Oh yeah, I leave you with a joke that just popped into my head.

Sephiroth and Zack sat in their apartment in silence. Zack smiled.

Zack: Knock, knock.

Sephiroth: )sighs and looks over to Zack( who's there?

Zack: Yuna...

Sephiroth: Yuna-who?

Zack: Yuna Seymour?! Haha!

Sephiroth: ... I don't get it...

Zack: )sighs( you'll always be like this, won't you.

Sephiroth: Be like what?

If you didn't get it, it is supposed to sound like 'You wanna see more?' Randomness it is. You read, now please review! I need ideas!!!