A/N: I took the names of some fiends and stuff, took a while to find 'em. It's hard to find some that look alike too. If anyone else does something like this, they'll understand. And if you did something like this(but hopefully it's different!), you'd know how hard it is to match up the names and descriptions.

Chapter name: Blood, then a Turk

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: Sephiroth watching Tidus and Rikku, Reno forever falling... actually thinking! Turk-ish entrance!

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name.

Warnings: Reno thinking, Tidus and Rikku's pain... )laughs triumphantly( , and Sephiroth killing things...

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(Besaid Ilse, Besaid beach)

"Let's find some fiends!" Rikku chirped happily. Tidus nodded enthusiastically. Sephiroth sighed. The only fiend worth even a portion of his time was Jenova. He had to watch them, or more like they had to watch him. No one was very trusting here.

"Where are the strongest fiends?" Sephiroth asked.

"Zanarkand!" Rikku jumped up and down. He quirked an eyebrow.

"About how hard so they hit?" he was curious.

"Almost kills us in one blow," Tidus said, drawing things in the sand with his sword. Sephiroth smirked.

"How much health do you have?" Rikku put a finger to her lips.

"About three thousand..." Sephiroth's eye twitched. What pathetic weakling, Sephiroth frowned. Jenova could kill them all with one blow...

"What's your mom's name?" Sephiroth looked at Tidus, raising an eyebrow. Tidus shrugged. "Just wanted to know.

"It's Jenova." that name usually made people shudder with fear. Rikku jumped up and down again.

"Jenova's such a pretty name!" she squeaked. Sephiroth blinked at the hyper girl's response. Tidus nodded.

"Almost as pretty as George!" he said. Rikku stopped jumping and turned around to him.

"George is not a pretty name, and will never be a pretty name!" she hissed. Tidus frowned.

"We catch the next boat to Zanarkand." they climbed onto the boat, well... walked on, but you get the picture.

(In Zanarkand-it is not a tourist attraction sight yet-)

"Sephiroth look over there!" Rikku pointed to something that looked like a deformed Grand Horn. "That's a Grendel!" Sephiroth frowned as he cast sense on the creature. It was weak, venerable to everything, and had low HP.

"We'll handle it," Tidus smirked. "Since you can't even handle a Dingo!" Rikku and Tidus left to battle the feind. They, in turn got thrown around, stepped on, and rammed. Sephiroth sighed and walked over to them.

"Run... away... Sephiroth..." Rikku said weakly. They obviously hadn't known how long his sword was, for when he pulled it out, they grew wide eyed. A head was on the tip of it. Sephiroth picked up the head and chucked it to the Grendel. The grendel died. The two blinked in utter amazement at Sephiroth. There was a blinding light, and before Sephiroth stood a Dark Dragon. Sephiroth smiled, as Tidus and Rikku whimpered.

"Th-that's really strong!" Tidus said, scooting away from the fiend.

"Finally!" Sephiroth smirked. "A fight worth my while..." But lo and behold, two armored golems, Christopher, and three death claw stood ready at it's feet. Sephiroth checked his materia, every known materia to man was inside the Masamune's slots. He smirked a little more. "Slash-all!" The fiends below the Dark dragon died instantly.

Dark Dragon used it's claw attack, but Sephiroth jumped out of the way and into the air. He took out the slash-all materia from his sword and slashed it down atop the fiend's head, slicing it in two. Sephiroth stood up and brushed himself off lightly.

"WOW!" Rikku jumped up and down. "I didn't even know stuff like that existed!" she started poking the Death dragon's carcass. Then she looked over to Sephiroth, who had one again attacked Tidus' hand for reaching for his beloved Masamune.

"Do not touch." he said sternly. Tidus took back his hand and massaged it slightly.

"How'd you learn to fight like that?" Sephiroth latched the Masamune back onto his belt and slipped the yellow materia into it's empty slot.

"Around," he said casually. Tidus started to poke the fiend's carcass as well.

"Where'd they come from?" Rikku said, now poking a death claw. Tidus shrugged.

"Northern crater..." Sephiroth started.

"Ohh!" Rikku started to jump up and down... all Rikku-ey... again. Sephiroth watched her. "Can we go there!" she clapped her hand together.

"Yeah!" Tidus yelled, nodding his head in agreement. Sephiroth sighed and put a hand to his head.

"I'm not sure how to get there..." Rikku frowned.

"It's time to go back to Besaid anyway," Tidus said lightly. They took the airship back to Besaid, since Cid told them to call anytime.

(Back in Besaid, scenic Wakka and Lulu's hut)

"Please!" Wakka begged. Sephiroth frowned. This man was too much like Zack.

"No."

"What are you askin' for again?" Rikku asked, eating an apple at the table. She watched the scene with happiness.

"If he'll tell Lulu somethin,'" he said. His arms were wrapped around Sephiroth's waist. Rikku jumped up and down.

"I can tell her!" Wakka frowned. He released Sephiroth and walked over to her.

"You'll blab to everyone." she frowned. Then it turned into a pout. "Oh, fine!" he whispered something into her ear and she jumped up and down again. Then, she ran out of the tent. Sephiroth sighed, glad to finally be out of her presence. Wakka grabbed onto his waist again, Sephiroth sighed. This is going to be a long night...

(Our favorite idiot in a never ending hole...)

I'm confused. Reno continued to spin around in the darkness. Where's my Twiss!? I want to be all in the miss! Tears welled up in his eyes as he saw a light beneath him. Then... he heard voices.

"You have to tell her, ya!" a heavily accented voice plead.

"No." another one came. Very, familiar. Nope, can't put my finger on it.

(Back to Sephiroth in Besaid, scenic Wakka's tent)

Wakka was on the floor, holding onto Sephiroth's shoes. At least it's better than me waist, he thought angrily. Rikku walked back in, pouting.

"She didn't believe me." she sat down, he legs crossed, upon the bed. Wakka toke a little note of her, then went back to pleading to Sephiroth. Sephiroth was looking at something very reflective on the bed. That wasn't here a minute ago... Then, there was a strange voice.

"OOOHHH!" it said. Sephiroth's eyes widened. "My Twiss!" A red head fell onto the bed head first.

"Re-Reno...?" Sephiroth asked, blinking a few times. Reno had taken hold of the Twiss and just noticed Sephiroth.

"Holy Shit!" he jumped back. Rikku was hiding behind Wakka, who was standing up. "You're supposed to be dead!" Sephiroth tilted his head. "How...!?" he looked very confused.

"You're puny mind might blow up if I tried to explain." Reno pouted.

"But AVALANCHE killed you at Northern Crater along with Jenova and the black materia!" Sephiroth took out the materia from it's slot on the Masamune. He held it up. "Oh, NO!" Reno looked up at the ceiling. "Meteor is COMING!" Sephiroth sighed and wacked the Turk on the back of the head lightly. Reno's face met with the floor.

Sitting back up he noticed Wakka and Rikku. He blinked at them. Then over to Sephiroth. He stood up and pulled out his nightstick. "I'll destroy you!"

"How do you expect to destroy me. If it took seven people and the last cetra to kill me, mother, and Meteor?" Reno looked at the ceiling, the back at Sephiroth. He spun around, then turned back to Sephiroth.

"Where's Jenova?" he looked confused. Sephiroth blinked. At that moment, Reno attacked him with his electro-rod in the neck. Sephiroth continued to stare at him. 5463 hit points left Sephiroth's body. Reno jumped back as Sephiroth hand brushed over a little burn on his neck.

"You're not even injured!" Rikku cried. Sephiroth looked over to her and said nothing. "That's sooo cool!" she jumped up and down with the help of Wakka's shoulders.

"There's nothing cool about that phsyco!" Rikku glared daggers at Reno.

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A/N: I had to make Reno appear, I mean... he's stupider than Cloud. And that's a statement! In the next chapter, I'll probably make them become friends or something evil like that. This was short because a Turk must never reveal too much in one chapter. Well, I'm not a Turk so shut up. )Pouts( it would also help if you reveiwed when I wasn't looking... )turns around( and here's the joke of the day!

Zack and Sephiroth are still siting in the apartment, Sephiroth was reading a book.

Zack: Hey, Seph.

Sephiroth: ... yes...

Zack: Spell i-cup.

Sephiroth: I-C-U-P. )Continues reading(

Zack: )look of utter disgust( You pervert! )Throws a pillow at him and walks away, snickering to himself(

Sephiroth: ... huh?

A/N: I haven't gotten any more reveiws. )tears( I'm saddened. )Walks away( You know you want to reveiw this, and don't feel like it.