A/N: Thank you Nightmare, er... Yojimbo'sblade! I was kinda shocked that you changed your name to that, I didn't think you would like the idea. I could also tell that it was you... Friday-the- thirteenth-man! Muahahahaha! Ahem... this chapter isn't as sappy as the chapter summary states, it's a helluva lot funnier.

Chapter name: Jumping

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, sexual themes, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: Rikku does something to Sephiroth and Sephiroth looks to Lulu for comfort, kinda.

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu, possible Seph x Lulu or Seph x Rikku (Don't send me flames! I said possible, and if you like the characters that are them, say that my writing is preposterous in a reveiw!)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name. Yojimbo'sblade owns the idea of the idea of a Sephiroth x Lulu(don't get mad at him, 'cause I actually used his idea, though it would be rather funny to see them together).

Warnings: Seph hangin' with Reno, Reno being... Reno, Lulu being quiet... and lot's of Rikku-ness! )Screams(

Another A/N: See, I do have a knack for do utterly pointless fics in the middle of the day, and seemingly normal hours of the night.

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"Are you sure your not phsyco...?" Reno asked for the fifth time that hour.

"Yes, for the two hundred and seventh time, I'm not phsyco." Not yet. He looked over to Rikku. She'll drive me insane.

"Hiya Seph!" Tidus said, jumping up and down in front of Sephiroth. Sephiroth frowned.

"Do not call me Seph." Tidus hid in the corner, pouting with big puppy dog eyes.

"What?" Reno asked, putting his hands behind his head and slightly tilting it back. "Only Zack allowed to call you that?" Sephiroth glared at Reno. "You know that SOLDIER boy died when he was shot by a group of-"

"Regulars." Sephiroth finished, scowling at the appointed Turk. Reno took a step back from the ex-general.

"Did anyone ever tell you that your glare could kill a man?" Sephiroth looked away, strangely eyeing the space that Rikku had been only a second ago.

"Yes," Sephiroth said. "Zack did." Sephiroth looked around, but couldn't save himself from the girl that came flying on top of his back, wrapping her arms around his face.

"Hey Sephy-weffy!" Sephiroth's eyes widened as Reno started to laugh aloud. Sephiroth glared at him.

"She reminds me of Scarlet!" Sephiroth paled at the mention of the woman. "Who's still alive at the moment." Sephiroth's eyes went wide with horror.

"Who's Scarlet?" Rikku asked, resting her head on Sephiroth's silver hair.

"Head of Weapon's development at ShinRa." Sephiroth cringed. "Hey, whatever did happen when you tried to take the Masamune back from Hojo..." Sephiroth shook his head.

"You don't want to know..." Reno smiled evilly, well... tried to look evil.

"Stop trying to fling me off!" Rikku wacked Sephiroth's head. Reno couldn't hold it in and fell onto the floor, gripping his sides. Tidus, was bending over in pain, while Wakka and Lulu were sighing in disgust. Yuna was trying to contain her laughter with a hand while Kihmari showed no emotion what-so-ever.

"She reminds me of the brat that stole all of AVALANCHE's materia." Sephiroth frowned. "I should have killed them then..." Reno stood up and patted the taller man's jacket-less shoulder.

"Don't worry, we always think of the places we could have killed them..." Reno got a surprised look on his face. "We could have killed them!" he took his hand off of Sephiroth's shoulder and smacked his head. "But no, we had to insist on having our day off!"

"You could've killed them!" Sephiroth looked at Reno with utter disbelief.

"It was our day off. But you wouldn't know that, Mr. I'm-the-general-of-the-ShinRa-army-and-didn't-take-a-day-off-till-I-died." Sephiroth glared at the smirking Reno. "But it's a pretty accurate description, yes?"

"I guess it is somewhat accurate." Sephiroth frowned, trying to think of a day that he took off from work while he was still working at ShinRa.

"HEY! Seph's a workaholic!" Rikku screeched, throwing her arms up. She slid off the god and hit the floor head first.

"Ain't that the truth!" Reno raised his fist in the air, expecting someone to yell at him. "Isn't any one going to yell at me?" he put his fist down and looked around the room. His gaze rested upon a cringing Sephiroth. "Are you going to yell at me?"

"No." Sephiroth stuck a finger in his ear, twisted it a bit, and took out the still shiny leathered finger. "Can anyone else hear ringing?" Reno blinked at Sephiroth, then slowly shook his head. He held up a peace sign.

"I feel you pain, man." he thumped his chest. "I feel your pain." Sephiroth frowned at him.

"I should feel sorry for you, you don't have any mako in your body." Reno shrugged.

"So?" Sephiroth shook his head.

"You can suffer from a horrible injury." Sephiroth continued to shake his head. Reno looked confused, as did everyone else.

"Let's go fight some feinds!" Tidus yelled. Reno shrugged and Rikku jumped up and down. Tidus led the group out of the tent. Yuna followed quickly behind, followed by her Kihmari for a shadow.

"You should go with them," Lulu said, her voice unmoving. Wakka raised an eyebrow.

"Huh?" Just like Zack. Lulu sighed.

"In case they get in trouble."

"Then why doesn't he go?" he gestured to Sephiroth. Lulu shook her head.

"What would happen if something came back, looking to destroy him." Wakka sighed and walked sadly out of the tent.

"You seem to be the most sane." Sephiroth said to Lulu. Lulu shrugged and sat down upon the bed.

"I've been emotionless for a while." she looked to her hands.

"What exactly is your speciality?" she laughed a little.

"Black magic." she looked over a Sephiroth, then in front of her, then back to her hands. "But, I don't practice it much anymore with our adventure over." Sephiroth sighed.

"In my world," Lulu looked over to him. "Anyone can use any form of magic, as long as they have enough MP." Lulu chuckled slightly.

"I'm guessing that's what resulted in utter chaos." Sephiroth shook his head.

"A scientist named Hojo..." he shuddered. She looked over to him. "He was my father..." she chuckled slightly.

"At least you knew your father..." she smiled lightly.

"I wish I never did." he looked to the floor.

"Why not?"

"He planted files in the basement of the ShinRa mansion. I read them and found out that I was created by him and just another one of his specimens, that drove me made long ago. But," he sat down on the bed next to Lulu. "It drove me into the pit of utter madness, as I destroyed the town and burnt it to the ground. The only survivors were Cloud and Tifa." he shook his head. "Hojo started it all, he died at the hands of AVALANCHE." Lulu looked to the floor. "Yet I never got to see him writhe in the agony that he placed under his experiments." Sephiroth looked away from her. Lulu draped her arms around Sephiroth.

"It's alright," she said into his ear. "He's gone now." Sephiroth closed his eyes. "All of his evil will never plague your soul again." I wish she was right. He felt himself drifting off into sleep. The last time he slept was when he was thrown into the pit of mako in the Nibelheim reactor.

(Somewhere with really strong fiends and stuff...)

"Are we there yet?" Rikku asked, trudging along in back.

"We'll be there soon." Wakka said from the front.

"Right." Rikku looked for something more entertaining to do, she decided to play with Reno's red hair that was brought back into a pony tail. He frowned.

"Will you quit doing that." She sighed and stopped. "Thank you."

"What is that called?" Yuna said pointing to Reno's nightstick thingy.

"An electro-rod." Yuna nodded and fell into silence. Tidus was wacking at everything they passed. Leaves, plants, Jenova's head. Reno walked past without a second thought, as did everyone else. Then he turned around and walked back. He examined it.

"What ya' lookin' at?" Rikku asked over his shoulder. He shrugged and walked back to the group. Rikku took to foddling with Reno's hair again.

"Will you stop!" she stopped and remained silent for five minutes.

"Are we there yet?" Every one, excluding Kihmari and Rikku, sighed.

(Onto the Turks!... who are in Midgar by the big never ending hole)

"Do you think he fell down this hole?" Tseng asked the silent Rude. No response. "Elena."

"Yes, sir?" she stood at attention.

"Hand me your camspy." she blinked a bit, but willingly gave him it. He then tied it onto a string and lowered it down the hole.

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A/N: Okay! I have limited ideas and am waiting for reviews. I have no idea how I'm going to end this... and. Oh Crap! I have to think up a past thing for Lulu! She'll have childhood trauma, like Sephy! Yaay! Ahem, here's the joke:

Sephiroth: Will you quit using me for the jokes!

Me: )eyes dart( My, whatever do you mean Sephy?

Sephiroth: It's been at the end of every chapter!

Me: Hey look over there )points at some random person from the streets( Hojo is spying on you while in the diguise of a homeless man!

Sephiroth: )Attacks RPFTS( Take this Hojo! )Punch. Punch(

Me: Oh, crap... )runs away(

A/N: I need more joke ideas. Oh well, a lot of people played them on me when I was still in Elementary. I should be able to scrounch up some ideas... Review for me. )Turns back( I'm going to keep doing this for all you people who don't like people looking over their shoulders! Oh yeah! Ahem, I didn't really mean to make that happen between Sephy and Lu, but I can't imagine Sephiroth crying on her shoulder. Heh, actually... it looks kind of funny. Also, I was talking about another fic I wrote about Sephiroth and the Masamune when Reno asked him how he got back his sword. It is called: 'Sephiroth and the Masamune.' Very clever, no?