A/N: Labrat-seph, XSasukeRebornX, and jessa. Taking note of them will earn you permission to read this fanfic, like you need permission. I'm just going to talk to the reviewers, so all of those who haven't reviewed just plug your ears.

Labrat-seph- THANK YOU! You gave me the basic idea. I will make... never mind, because I would give away some of the chapter.

XSasukeRebornX- Yes, I've heard it be called that. But, if I was in Reno's situation, I would give them a name like that. Or a nightstick, then beat them with it... but it was Reno.

jessa- Yes, yes. Poor, hungry, stupid, Reno. In this chapter, you will get to find out what happens when the camspy reaches Spira.

Chapter name: Drinks

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, sexual themes, drinking, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: Reno and the gang have some drinks, the camspy reaches Reno.

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu, possible Seph x Lulu or Seph x Rikku (Don't send me flames! I said possible, and if you like the characters that are them, say that my writing is preposterous in a reveiw!)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name. Yojimbo'sblade owns the idea of the idea of a Sephiroth x Lulu(don't get mad at him, 'cause I actually used his idea, though it would be rather funny to see them). Labrat-seph owns the drinking idea.

Warnings: Sephiroth being angry, Reno being... Reno, everyone acting all... Rikku-ey... )shudder(

Another A/N: My, oh my. Where would I be without the reviewers? Hhmm... in a deep hole at the bottom of the sea, surrounded by the WEAPONs. Yeah, that sounds about right.

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(Sephiroth's dream, Sephiroth's body located in Besaid, scenic blah-blah-blah. You get the picture, right?)

Sephiroth was standing in the ShinRa tower, in Shinra's office. Zack was poking him with his Buster sword.

"Do it." Sephiroth's eye twitched.

"No." He looked away from his college.

"You know you want to..." Zack continued to poke at him.

"Are you insinuating that I like Scarlet!?" Zack stopped poking and looked at the general.

"Yep." he chirped happily. Sephiroth frowned.

"We got beer!" Reno's voice echoed.

"Alright!" an eerily familiar voice cried.

"What's beer?" Another voice asked. Zack blinked a few times at Sephiroth.

"Whatever that is," he shrugged. "It's your problem." he faded.

(Back in Besaid, yada-yada-yada and all that crap)

Sephiroth opened his eyes. He had apparently fallen asleep against the tent wall.

"Where did you find those?" Reno shrugged at the man that was on the bed.

"Where ever we went." Rikku jumped up and down.

"Along with a head!" she continued to jump as Sephiroth quirked an eyebrow.

"Yep!" Reno added helpfully. He was putting brown bags on the table. "Jenova's hea... Oh, crap." he looked down to the ground and then back at the shocked ex-general's face.

"Mother?!" Rikku looked at Sephiroth, then climbed on top of his head. "Where was she?!" Reno shruggedd.

"I dunno." he thought for a minute. "Where ever we went." Sephiroth frowned and stood up.

"I like your hair accessory." Yuna giggled, pointed at Rikku in Sephiroth's hair. Sephiroth frowned at batted her off.

"Humph." Rikku pouted and looked away. Then, she jumped up and hopped over to Reno, who was popping open glass bottles and passing them around.

"What's it called?" Reno looked at Sephiroth, who shrugged. Reno examined a bottle.

"Midgar Speciality." He looked a little closer. "Able to knock a SOLDIER third unconscious with one dozen packs."

"Wow," Sephiroth said dully. "We better not drink too much..." Reno frowned.

"You never will change, will you?" Sephiroth glared at the man. "What?"

(After all the beers were passed out. Yes, even to the under-aged)

"You're pretty, Yuna." Yuna giggled at Tidus' remark. Kihmari belched and almost everyone, not Lu, Seph, or Reno, laughed.

"Can't hold beer very well, can they?" Sephiroth shrugged. Reno thought for a minute. "How much beer do you need to get past the mako?" Sephiroth shrugged.

"More than Zack." Reno thought again.

"How much did Zack need?" Sephiroth crossed his arms for a minute and put one finger to his chin.

"If, in this brand..." Reno nodded and Sephiroth looked to the ceiling. "About twenty cases..." Reno gaped. "What?"

"Twenty?!" Reno blinked and Sephiroth sighed. "It would only take about two cases for me!" Sephiroth frowned. "Then how much for you?!" Sephiroth shrugged.

"More than Zack." Reno hung his head. He looked at the group of people that were slightly drunk. Well, Lulu didn't drink and Wakka had a small sip. And Rikku, well...

"Where's Rikku?" Reno shrugged. And, this is seemingly Rikku's speciality, and...

POW!

Rikku was clutching Sephiroth's neck and Reno broke down laughing. Sephiroth frowned at him.

(In Midgar, big hole, yada-yada- and all that crap)

"What do you see?" Rude asked Tseng.

"Darkness..." Rude looked at his boss. Elena was slowly lowering the camspy into the hole.

"I see something." Tseng nodded.

"It looks like a light." Tseng got a funny look onto his face. "Rude, turn up the volume." Rude nodded to his boss and turned up the volume.

"Get off of me." a voice growled.

"Nope!" a voice chirped. "I'm never going to get off!" the camspy slowly slid into the scene. There was a group of people having beer. To the left was a red head on the floor, laughing his head off. In the middle was a tall man with silver hair and a girl that was grabbing hold of his neck.

"..." Rude started to sweat. There was a voice switch on the camspy. The little drone reached the bed and started to move forward.

"Elena!" Tseng yelled.

"Sorry sir," it stopped and Elena walked over to the monitor. "Is that Reno?" she pointed to the red head. Rude nodded.

"Most likely." Rude put a finger to the voice switch. "May I sir?" Tseng nodded and Rude flipped the switch.

(Back at the tent!)

Sephiroth grumbled as Rikku stuffed her face in his hair. Reno stopped laughing abruptly. As Sephiroth suddenly went silent, eyes dangerously narrow slits.

"RENO!" a female voice boomed from the bed.

"What is that machina?" Wakka asked. Reno blinked a few times.

"Elena?" Sephiroth sighed.

"Great, the Turks." Sephiroth mumbled.

"Reno!" another voice yelled. Reno gulped and hid behind Sephiroth.

"Hiya, boss..." he gulped. He got an idea. "You... your using the camspy...?" there was a cough.

"...yes..." Rude's voice came through. Reno brightened and jumped from behind Sephiroth, who's back was still turned from the camera, and jumped to the bed. He held out his wrapper and flashed it at the Turk machinery.

"Look! I found my Twiss, Rude!" silence. "You gotta be happy for me." silence. Reno frowned.

"Nice to hear you again." Sephiroth said, turning around. There was a scream.

"Elena!" 'Boss's' voice screamed.

"Sorry, sir..." Reno blinked.

"Why is Sephiroth alive?" Reno shrugged.

"Why can't I see you, boss?" there was a sigh.

"It's called a camspy." finally, it clicked in Reno's head.

"Oh, yeah." Reno shrugged. "I met him a few days ago." There was a cough.

"Someone call AVALANCHE." Reno blinked.

"NOOOOOO!" there was silence. "They'll kill us!" there was some dialing.

"Hello Cloud." Reno started to sweat.

"Come on, Tseng. Be reasonable." Rude sighed.

"No, nothing like that..." Reno silently prayed. Tidus hiccuped. Rikku turned her head around in order to talk to Tidus.

"Can't you see that this is an important matter!" Tidus hiccuped and broke out laughing, as did Kihmari and Yuna. Reno glared at them as Rikku did.

"You killed him right..." there was a loud woman voice. Then Tseng put the receiver to the microphone.

"Tifa would like to give her your regards, Sephiroth." Reno backed away from the bed and went behind Sephiroth.

"You, BASTARD!" Tifa's voice screeched. Sephiroth smirked. "WHY DON"T YOU DIE?!" she screamed. Then Cloud's voice came on.

"Sephiroth." Sephiroth frowned. Everything was quiet, except for the gun fire in the back round. "Why are you still alive."

"I have the black materia." there was a sudden silence.

"WHAT?! THAT MOTHER F#&ER!" Sephiroth remained stoic. Then there was more silence. Tseng cleared his throat.

"They are headed to this area as we speak. And Reno," Reno brightened at the sound of his name. "You did a good job." The camspy's volume clicked off. Sephiroth glared at Reno.

"What?" more glaring. "I'm going to retreat into a corner now..." Reno ran into a corner and covered his face with his hands as he scrunched down to his knees.

A/N: Heh, can't you just see the group meeting each other. HAH! I should take them to the farplane, shouldn't I? Heh. Oh yeah! )Snaps fingers( A joke. Note: This came from my friend's mind, not mine. Her name is Jenny, and you don't really give a crap.

Sephiroth walked up to Hojo.

Sephiroth: Would you like a jawbreaker?

Hojo: My, when did you get so kind? )Coughs( Certainly.

Sephiroth: )punches Hojo so hard that it breaks his jaw( your jawbreaker.

A/N: )turns around( write the reviews. And all that kinda stuff I say... )waves hand( And whatever.