A/N: I'm just going to pretend that you people reviewed this. I got a really good idea and couldn't pass up the chance of an idea now, could I? 'Course not.

Chapter name: Hello, again!

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, sexual themes, drinking, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: Part of AVALANCHE arrives, swimsuits appear, and Cloud goes into some shock

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu, possible Seph x Lulu or Seph x Rikku (Don't send me flames! I said possible, and if you like the characters that are them, say that my writing is preposterous in a review!)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name. Yojimbo'sblade owns the idea of the idea of a Sephiroth x Lulu(don't get mad at him, 'cause I actually used his idea, though it would be rather funny to see them). Labrat-seph owns the drinking idea.

Warnings: Anger management for AVALANCHE, lots of confusion, Yuffie and Rikku-ness )screams(

Another A/N: You must thank Yojimbo'sblade for withstanding my mindless dribble and allowing an idea to burst into my mind. )Waves( I thank you!... At least I do...

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(In Midgar... need I say more?)

Rude continued to watch Reno cower in the corner. Sephiroth just stood there and took the abuse of some little kid on top of his head. Everyone else was just, look-alikes of AVALANCHE, sort of. Elena stood by the hole, in order to make sure that no one tripped or fell down it... like Reno probably did. Tseng stood in clear view of the sky. They would be parachuting in again, but they weren't sure where to drop. So, Tseng just stood there, arms crossed, waiting.

(In the Highwind, flying around Midgar)

"Where the hell is he?" Cloud shrugged. Cid hit the pilot's panel. He took out his PHS. "Vin, ya' see anything?" he asked the quiet man, not vampire.

"It's Vincent." Cid frowned. "And yes." Cid jumped up and down.

"Where?" he said through his puffs. Man, he was getting way too old for this.

"About 45 degrees to the right." Cid nodded and pointed to the pilot that had helped them through Meteor and saving the planet.

"Well, you heard the man!" the pilot nodded and turned the Highwind.

(To the Turks!)

"Here they come." Rude looked up from the monitor and Elena looked away from the hole. Eight parachutes came floating down in front of them. Obviously, one person couldn't wait to reach the ground and popped off their parachute. And who hit the ground feet first was none other than...

"Yuffie Kisaragi here!" she held up a victory sign. "AVALANCHE at your service!" she waved the symbol back and forth. Tseng sighed.

"She reminds me of the girl climbing all over him," Rude said, not wanting to say Sephiroth's name, for fear of death upon him. Elena and Tseng nodded at his observation. The rest of the group slowly landed, checking their weapons and their materia as well as their limit break level.

"Where's Sephiroth?" Cloud said from the ground. He was already advancing upon the building. They all climbed up after he did. Once he was eye level with Tseng, he talked.

"Down that hole," he pointed to the hole that Elena was standing by. "If you don't believe us, check that monitor." Cloud nodded. First, he walked over to the hole. But, I'm not good with seriousness. Can you guess what happens? Cloud looked over the side of the hole, and Yuffie was really excited... so she jumped up behind him.

"Hiya, spikey!" he jumped forward, but he went into the hole. He grabbed Yuffie in as well, they both went into the hole that Reno fell through about fifteen hours ago.

(Back to Sephiroth in Besaid... that's all you really need to know)

Sephiroth paid no mind to the teen on his head, instead. He turned all of his attention to the bed. He could hear some screaming, like someone falling. He listened closer.

"Why did you do that Yuffie?!" Cloud's voice yelled. Sephiroth quirked an eyebrow.

"Oh, lookie! Light!" There was a sigh.

"Quit changing the subject Yuf!" the voices were closer.

"Swimming! Swimming! How I love to swimming!" Yuffie's voice got really close really fast. Then, she fell onto the bed headfirst. It took a second for her to regain consciousness. Then, she did a back flip onto the floor and held out a victory sign. "Yuffie Kisaragi here!" she smiled and waved the symbol. "AVALANCHE at your service!" Reno jumped up and walked over.

"Hello Yu-" she kicked him in the jaw and sent him flying outside of the tent.

"And that's how you get rid of a Turk." Rikku blinked a minute at the new arrival, then jumped off of Sephiroth's head. Cloud landed head first onto the floor.

"Hiya, I'm Rikku!" Rikku held out her hand to Yuffie. Yuffie stared at it then turned her head to Cloud, pointing at Rikku.

"Hey Cloud! This is Rikku." she said happily. Rikku blinked a few times in response.

"So I've heard." the blonde stated emotionlessly. He sat up a rubbed his head. "Yuffie, have you had sugar today?" Yuffie's eyes darted.

"Um... no..." Cloud sighed and stood up. He turned around to face, the almighty Sephiroth! Suddenly, the One Winged Angel starts to play.

"Hello Strife." Sephiroth said with an evil smile upon his face. Cloud reached for his sword, but found nothing. Reching again, he found... nothing. He looked around for Yuffie.

"That damned little brat." Cloud mumbled under his breath. Sephiroth shrugged.

"I wouldn't want to face my opponent un armed, go find your weapon." he made a shooing gesture. Cloud's eye twitched, but he went out to find his weapon. A few seconds later, Reno staggered in.

"Yuffie," he spit a tooth out. "Sucks." Sephiroth nodded.

"Yes, that little materia stealing brat should die." Reno nodded. Tidus held a beer bottle out to Reno.

"Thanks." he took a long sip. "Ah, that stuff's good." He grabbed another bottle and guzzled it down. Sephiroth sighed.

"How long before you get knocked out." Reno put the bottle down.

"Two cases!" he cried triumphantly. Figures. Cloud burst in, the Ultima weapon in one hand, and an unconscious Yuffie over his shoulder. Cloud let Yuffie fall to the floor. Then, he advanced on Sephiroth, who held up a hand.

"Don't you think we should do this where we have more room." Cloud stopped and blinked a few times at Sephiroth's request.

"Uhh..." Rikku started jumping up and down.

"Like that place we were!" Sephiroth had enough of that.

"Where in Jenova's name did you go?" Cloud shuddered. Rikku continued to jump up and down.

"To the beach silly." Sephiroth crossed his arms.

"We will go to the beach then." Yuna started to jump up and down.

"YAY! We get to go swimming!" Rikku and Yuna cried together. They raced out of the tent, Kihmari and Tidus not far behind. Wakka and Lulu stood up, following slowly. Sephiroth walked out after them, Reno behind. Cloud picked up Yuffie and followed them. Sephiroth made it to the beach without one fiend encounter, same with the others. The camspy had also followed them.

When they got to the beach, it was quiet. Sephiroth spotted Jenova's head in a bush and picked it up. Then, out of nowhere!

Smash!

Rikku had once again wrapped her arms around Sephiroth's head and neck. His eye twitched. Reno fell into the sand, holding onto his sides, laughing hard. Cloud blinked in confusion.

"HEY!" She grabbed the head out of the angry ex-general's hands. "It's the head."

"It's Jenova." Cloud said slowly. Rikku nodded.

"That's such a pretty name!" she jumped off Sephiroth and twirled around in the sand.

"It's still not as pretty as George!" Tidus' voice came from the cliff side above Sephiroth. Rikku was wearing a green bikini. Tidus jumped down, he was wearing blue swim trunks. Kihmari jumped down with Yuna on his back. He hadn't changed, but Yuna was wearing a pink bikini. Lulu and Wakka jumped down next. They didn't bother to change.

"I already told you that George is, and never will be a pretty name!" Sephiroth's eye twitched. He took the head out of Rikku's hands as she tackled Tidus.

"Is too!" Tidus yelled. He was underneath Rikku.

"Is not!"

"Hold on Cloud! We're coming!" Tifa's voice came from the camspy.

(Back in Midgar, blah, blah, blah, do you really need to know this?)

Tifa was ready to jump in, as was the rest of AVALANCHE. She nodded to Elena. She started to move the camspy back to the hut. The group jumped in the hole

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A/N: I get really tired of typing out the scenes. Oh, boy. I can't wait to see what the reviews say. It's fun to read the reviews. Hmmm... )snaps fingers( I have an evil mind. All I can say is this for the next chapter is. Poor Vincent, Cait Sith, and Sephiroth. Joke time! Note: We were on a sugar high, well she was. I haven't gone on a sugar high yet. So this came from her mind.

Sephiroth and Zack sat in their apartment, again. Sephiroth was reading a book.

Zack: Would ya' like some Hawaiian punch?

Sephiroth: )shrugs( I don't know.

Zack: I'll just get some for you. )Gets up, and walks away(

Sometime later

Zack: Seph, got you some Hawaiian punch!

Sephiroth: )gets off of couch and walks over to Zack( Who is he?

Zack: Not important. )Motions to dude( Your Hawaiian.

Sephiroth: )nods(

Zack: )motions to hand( your punch )punches Sephiroth(

Sephiroth: Huh?

Zack and Hawaiian: )walk away snickering(

More A/N: Heh, I have nothing better to do with my life. So I just sit my butt on the chair and write fanfics. Then, I post them so people can read them and write me reviews. See, it's not that hard a process... unless the computer won't let me log in... or won't let me upload a document... or is just being evil. But, it's being good at the moment. )Turns around( now write reviews! It's part of the whole process!