A/N: KT! You're such a nice person! Nice, nice, nice! Now that, that episode is over. I will explain the Rikku Seph thingy. Okay, Rikku jumps on Seph and Sephy batts her off. )Claps hands together( So don't send me flames 'cause of that! And please don't stop reading 'cause if that!

Chapter name: SURPRISE!

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, sexual themes, drinking, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: AVALANCHE arrives, but gets a very surprising scene. Swimming scene.

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu, possible Seph x Lulu or Seph x Rikku (Don't send me flames! I said possible, and if you like the characters that are them, say that my writing is preposterous in a review!)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name. Yojimbo'sblade owns the idea of the idea of a Sephiroth x Lulu(don't get mad at him, 'cause I actually used his idea, though it would be rather funny to see them). Labrat-seph owns the drinking idea.

Warnings: Rikku swimming, AVALANCHE anger, Sephiroth anger )jumps up and down( and lots 'o Rikku and Yuffie-ness... )screams a horrible scream(

Another A/N: I'm off to write a fanfic, a wonderful chapter this day! Sorry, couldn't resist. Now, read on my puppets! Muahahahaha! Ahem, sorry. My evil Jenova mode.

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Sephiroth had just about enough. Rikku was now randomly jumping about with Yuffie. Apparently, Cloud was reaching the end of his sanity as well. Reno was just looking at the sky, in visioning a Twiss in the clouds. Yuna was just jumping up and down, clapping her hands. Kihmari stood there, all emotionless-like. Lulu was doing her best to keep from using Thudagara on the Nit-wits. Wakka, well let's just say that Wakka was examining Cloud closely. Well, not in the gay-man way. But, as in the 'damn, that guy looks a lot like Tidus,' way. Get it?

(In the big black hole, since I don't know what else to call it)

Tifa was the first to see the light. When they reached the floor, they looked around. But found no psychotic ex-general. The camspy entered the tent, AVALANCHE quickly followed it.

"Are you sure we can trust them Tifa?" Cait Sith asked. He was bobbing up and down as he ran next to Tifa. She nodded.

"Their the only clue we have to-" she was cut short.

"But what if their lying?" Tifa shrugged. She hadn't considered that.

"Every one ready?" she looked back upon the group. They nodded. The camspy reached an open area. Surprise, surprise. Look who's standing there.

(Sephiroth, instead of AVALANCHE)

Sephiroth looked at the new arrivals. Rikku suddenly stopped jumping and looked at them.

"MY GODS!" she cried. Sephiroth looked at her with an eyebrow raised. Reno tilted his head back to the group. The rest of the FFX cast looked at Rikku. "It's Auron!" Rikku pointed to Vincent. Yuffie shook her hands and her head.

"No it isn't." Rikku blinked a few times at Vincent, then at Yuffie.

"Huh?" Yuffie got her, 'I'm the all knowing ninja' look on.

"It's Vincent Valentine." she took a breath, as if to explain his whole life story. But, Cloud came up behind her and put his hand over her mouth.

"Don't say it, he might turn in-" Cloud took his hand away from Yuffie's mouth. The glove was dripping, he held it away from his face and shook it a little. Yuffie's tongue was sticking out slightly.

"Nya-nya!" she said through her tongue. Rikku blinked a few times then walked over to Sephiroth. She blinked up at him. He lifted an eyebrow at her.

"Aw, come on!" Reno said from his spot in the sand. "Just do it already! I can't take her face!" Rikku glared evilly at him. She mixed something together and threw a 'rolling thunder' onto him. He lay unconscious in the sand. Sephiroth grabbed onto her head and threw her into Yuffie. The both landed in an lump. Rikku got up quickly and walked up to Sephiroth. She puffed out her chest. Then disappeared. Sephiroth lifted an eyebrow but said nothing. AVALANCHE just stood there. In total and utter confusion. Yuffie was getting along well, but no one else was. Especially Cloud. Reno spit out some sand and walked over to Sephiroth.

"I believe you owe me a hundred gil." he held out his hand to the god. Sephiroth sighed and pulled 100 gil out of his leather pocket and dropped it into Reno's hand.

"And if I'm correct in what will happen next, I'll be receiving that back." Reno frowned.

"Yeah right." There was a high pitched 'Weee!' and then a thump. Rikku was once again on Sephiroth. Reno sighed and handed Sephiroth back the gil.

"Piggy back ride! Piggy back ride!" Yuffie jumped up and down at Rikku's statement. She then too, jumped on Sephiroth. Sephiroth's eye twitched. Why me, Mother?

"Don't ask me." the head shot back. Rikku and Yuffie jumped off of Sephiroth.

"It talked!" Tidus pointed to Jenova's head.

"No duhr." Yuffie spat at him. "It's Jenova!" Cloud sighed and smacked his head with his hand. I can handle this, Mother.

"No you can't." the head floated out of Sephiroth's hand and turned into Jenova-synthesis. "He killed you twice after all." Sephiroth sighed.

"If I'm dead, how am I still alive." Yuna suddenly had her rod out. She stepped forward. Sephiroth quirked an eyebrow.

"Please let me have the honor of sending you." he continued to stare.

"Sendings are sad..." Rikku said sadly. Yuffie blinked at her new found friend.

"What's a sending?" she asked, jumping up and down. "We gunna send the dog after the mail carrier? Or Tifa after Cloud? Or Sephiroth after Jenova?" she continued to jump up and down, and was now clapping her hands. Rikku shrugged and began to jump around like Yuffie. Sephiroth sighed and let his forehead fall into his hand, as did Cloud. Everyone else was just confused.

"What is a sending?" Jenova asked. Yuna shrugged.

"I have no freakin' clue." she pointed to Lulu. "Ask Lulu, she seems to be well informed." Lulu sighed. Jenova turned her puss-ball-looking body over to the black mage.

"What is a sending?" Sephiroth remained in his spot.

"A sending is where summoners perform a dance in order to send the souls to the farplane, so that the human souls don't become fiends."

"That sounds like a loud of rubbish to me." Jenova transformed back into the deformed head. Sephiroth picked it up, carefully.

(Hours of just standing around staring later...)

Cloud sat in the sand staring directly at his sworn enemy. Tifa sat beside him, her gaze wandering from face to face, then back to Cloud. Cait Sith was poking the HP Shout with a claw and was seemingly bored. Barret was loading some ammo into the Missing Score, sure he had done it about twenty times already, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Red XIII was having a hard time breathing in the humid climate, so he just curled up upon a rock. Cid was muttering something about the sky and then looking over to Sephiroth. Vincent was standing there, his hand on the Death Penalty and his claw dangling by his side. Yuffie was drawing figures in the sand with Rikku and Yuna.

Sephiroth continued to hold Jenova's head. Tidus was looking at Cloud and the other members of AVALANCHE. Wakka was glancing nervously at Cait Sith then to Vincent. Lulu was doing her best to concentrate on everyone. Reno was still gazing in the sky... imagining his beloved Twiss. The camspy was sitting in the middle of the beach, able to observe all of the characters.

"What kind of machina is that?" Wakka said, finally breaking the silence. He pointed to Cait.

"Excuse me." the cat's eye twitched. "I'm not a makie-what-ya'-ma-call-it." Yuffie jumped up and down.

"It's a mechanical cat and a stuffed mog piloted by Reeve!" Rikku frowned at her counterpart.

"I know that it's a cat and a mog, but what is it?" Yuffie frowned at Rikku now. She shrugged and ran over to Cait Sith.

"What are you?" Cait fell off Sith, then Sith fell atop the mechanical cat.

"And what is Sir Auron doing with you?" Yuna looked up from her sand doodle and over to Vincent. Vincent looked behind him, and then back to the two girls... um, one girl. Sephiroth and also noticed that Rikku and gone missing... as well as Yuffie.

Ka-Slam x2!

Yuffie was ont top of Vincent while Rikku was on top of Sephiroth. Reno tilted his head back in order to look at the group. He fell over laughing. Lulu sighed and placed a hand upon her forehead.

"This is going to take a while..."

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A/N: I'm going to write a totally different joke... More like an angered joke at a person who sent me something... Come to think of it... I won't even write a joke this chapter. )Eye twitch( Yojimbo... )twitch twitch( I hate you...

More A/N: Ahem... continuing on that note, I am currently writing a new story. If you like this, keep bugging me to keep going. )Turns around( you read, so review!