A/N: Time to be talking time to the reviewers time...time...

Kez: Ahem, I am writing more at the moment. Please, no puppy dog eyes. Plus, I don't like cherries.

Lady-Yazoo: Yes, you are a very disturbed girl... )scoots away from computer a little( ... very disturbed...

Anonymous person 'Anonymous': You like did the same review like... nine times in a row. I had to delete some. )Sighs( Something must be wrong with your computer. Sorry for no corny joke last chapter...

Labrat-Seph: hhmm... okay... I'll go with the 'why should I be afraid of a Sephiroth-less Masamune?' for five hundred dollars.

KT: Man, you're a review-a-holic. When do you find time to draw? Or e-mail me for that matter?

Chapter name: pre-flight Annoyance

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, sexual themes, drinking, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: Hhmm... look at the title of this chapter and the events that happened in about the last paragraph of the last entry.

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu, possible Seph x Lulu or Seph x Rikku (Don't send me flames! I said possible, and if you like the characters that are them, say that my writing is preposterous in a review!)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name. Yojimbo'sblade owns the idea of the idea of a Sephiroth x Lulu(don't get mad at him, 'cause I actually used his idea, though it would be rather funny to see them). Labrat-seph owns the drinking idea.

Warnings: Duh, do I have to repeat myself? It's been what? Seven chapters of about the same thing? My gods! I run out of breath too, ya' know!

Another A/N: You people sure don't let a fic die, will you? )Eye twitch( I'm not good at working with three stories, I'm going to let one rest in peace for a while.... during that time, I'll work on another fic and once I run out of idears, I'll return to the seemingly dead fic. Boy )whipes brow( This should get me ready for school. -ii- I hope I'm not in journalism next year... or this year or... just read the pointless fic!

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Sephiroth stood there eye twitching. Reno got his breath back.

"Ya' know SOLDIER man," he said. Sephiroth's gaze turned to focus on the red-headed Turk. "You shouldn't have to take that from this weakling kid." he jerked his thumb towards Rikku. Rikku, in turn, jumped off of Sephiroth and started after the already running man.

"Sir Auron?" Yuna was still drawing in the sand. "Why haven't you returned to the farplane?" Yuffie blinked a few times and jumped off of Vincent's head.

"What's the farplane?" she asked, wlking dully up to Yuna. Yuna only shrugged and pointed to Lulu. Lulu sighed.

"It is the place where the souls of the dead are sent." Yuffie blinked.

"You mean the 'lifestream,' right?" Rikku came back and was dragging an unconciouss Reno by his collar.

"No, she means the farplane." Yuffie frowned at her look-alike.

"Lifestream!" she shouted.

"Farplane!" Lulu sighed. Reno fell to the ground with a thud, after Rikku let go of his collar.

"Why don't we just go there to see if it's what you're talking about." the two stopped arguing. Cid raised his spear.

"To the Highwind!" everyone looked at him. "What?"

"Cid." Vincent stated, making the pilot jump away from the gun-man. "The Highwind isn't here." Cid blinked, then he pulled out a radio.

"Bring her down the hole!" he cried into the radio.

"Aye, aye, sir!" the pilot's voice came through. There was some rumbling. "Uh... Sir?..." Cid's eye twitched. "We're encountering interference."

"Are ya' through the hole?" there was a beeping.

"Yes sir." more beeping.

"Do you have our coordinates?" beep, beep, beep.

"Yes sir." blip, beep, boop.

"Then what the hell ya' waitin' for?! Get you're sorry asses over here!" there was a group 'aye, aye, sir!,' then the line went dead. Cid shrugged. "What can I say it's good to be captain..." Cloud rested his head in his hand.

A second later, a beautiful airship lowered itself onto the sandy beach. Cid blinked.

"That ain't the Highwind!" Rikku ran up to him and put a hand on his shoulder.

"No," she shook her head. "It's my dad's." Cid stared at her. Rikku ran over to the now opening hatch of the airship in order to greet some sort of bald man. Just then, the gray ship that was the Highwind swooped down. It landed less gracesly than the airship. Cid's eye twitched.

Yuffie was laughing so hard that it hurt to breath. The Highwind had landed lopsided, the nose in the air. A rope ladder fell out. Cid ran to it.

"What the hell are ya' doin' to my baby!" he yelled as he ran up the rope ladder, spear in hand. There was silence for a moment, then... "WHAT!" And out came all of the Highwind's crew falling onto the soft sand. They quickly got up and started to run for Cloud. They hid behind him.

"Protect us, he's gone mad." one said.

"What did I do wrong?"

"I said I was sorry..." the other members looked at him. "What?" Cid walked out of the Highwind, landing softly beside it. His mouth was moving back and forth in an irritated manner. His eye was twitching.

"Why son't we just take my airship?" the bald man asked. Cid blinked at looked over to him. He stopped his advance on his drew and turned his body that direction. He pointed a finger at him.

"Look here you -" the bald man had to interrupt.

"Cid." Cid blinked a few times then, he took a step back.

"Cloud! Get yer Spikey ass over here!" he yelled. Cloud shrugged and ran over to the pilot. Sephiroth continued to stand in amusement, while everyone was just sort of confused.

(When they came to terms...)

They group was inside the airship's cockpit, well most of the group. Most of the Final Fantasy VII cast wandered around in the giant ship. They were on their way to Guadosalom.

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A/N: Okay. I know that I haven't exactly been on the ball lately, but I'm trying to update as quickly as possible. I'm trying to pump more jokes out of my brain, that's basically where the writer's block jumps in. Okay... )rubs hands together( Joke time!

Zack and Sephiroth sat in their apartment. Once again, Sephiroth was reading.

Zack: Seph, have you ever gotten a chain letter?

Sephiroth: )shakes head and continues to read(

Zack: I'll be right back... )gets up and walks away(

Sometime later... Sephiroth is still reading...

Zack: You're chain letter! )Holds out a chain with the letter 'A' on it(

Sephiroth: ... )blink, blink, sweatdrop(

Another A/N: I have more ideas, but I just can't seem to fish them out of my empty head of mine. Wait! I almost got it! )Snap( Drat! It got away! I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'm luring it with late nights, caffeinated products, and pure sugar. What's wrong? Oh, yeah... )turns around( review for me!