A/N: )blinks a few moments( ... )smacks head( .... Review talkin' time...

KT: Hmm... did you ever notice how the Airship from FFX looks a lot like Balamb Garden from FFVIII? Anyway, I bet you're just oh so talented and such. But... I'll go with the 'I have way too much time on my hands thing.

Anonymous person 'Terra': ... )eyes dart(... you ask a lot of questions... )eyes dart, again( That whole review was basically all questions. I can't answer them now, you have to read the future chapters and go 'oohhh...' in a review. Got it?

Labrat-seph: )cough( Ooookay... )eyes dart( You said you had his sword and... wait, I'm getting confused...

Lady-Yazoo: Your welcome. If you don't get the whole chain letter thing, you didn't get the chain letter. Heh, lucky peoples.

nathalist: YAY! Another person likes this! )Does Irish jig( YAY!

Sephy: Wow... amazing... your name is Sephy...

Chapter name: On the Way

Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, sexual themes, drinking, and violence

Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.

Chapter summary: The whole gang, plus a camspy, is in the FFX ship. Most of the people splendor at it in awe...

Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu, possible Seph x Lulu or Seph x Rikku (Don't send me flames! I said possible, and if you like the characters that are them, say that my writing is preposterous in a review!)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name. Yojimbo'sblade owns the idea of the idea of a Sephiroth x Lulu(don't get mad at him, 'cause I actually used his idea, though it would be rather funny to see them). Labrat-seph owns the drinking idea.

Warnings: the annoying-ness that is Yuffie... )eye twitch( some Rikku-ness, Sephy being unfocused... Vincent getting an explosion...

Another A/N: )eye twitch( I cannot let this fic die! )Stands up and raises a fist(

Some person walking by: Shut up you bum!

)Looks around, sighs, hits head( Well, I won't let this fic die... I won't... I, wait... what was I saying? Efa )shoos( go read the chapter.

Sephiroth stood in the cockpit of the beautiful airship, beside Rikku. The Final Fantasy X cast stood in all of their normal spots on the ship. Most of AVALANCHE was walking around the ship. Cid was talking with Cid. Boy, that could get confusing. Yuffie was walking around the control room, Vincent stood on the opposite side of Rikku, since she wouldn't let go of his claw.

"Vinny has a girlfriend!" Yuffie bounced. Vincent's eye twitched.

"It's VINCENT!" he was growing frustrated with the nicknames. Yuffie eyed him evilly.

"Sure it is." she walked over to his left side and patted his shoulder. "Sure it is." Vincent sighed and decided to remain silent.

"..." Yuffie frowned at the gun-man. Vincent was doing his best as to not blow her head off right there.

"When did you get the claw?" Rikku asked, looking up at the man. "And when did you get so thin?" she eyed his stomach and human arm. His eye twitched. Out of the corner of Sephiroth's eye, he noticed the strange group of three.

"..." he was silent. You could guess by the no sound he making. Yuffie frowned at her look-alike.

"He's always been thin!" Rikku pouted.

"Has not!" she ran in front of Vincent. "Where's your sword?!" he blinked in response. Rikku's pout deepened. Yuffie stuck her tongue out.

"Vinnie's never had a gun!" Vincent's eye twitched.

"It's Vincent." he said quietly. Sephiroth eyed them warily and then took a step away from the Al Bhed girl beside him. She noticed the slight breeze. Then, well. What happens at this point almost always?

Bam!

Rikku threw herself onto Sephiroth's head, wrapping her legs around his neck. Vincent and Sephiroth blinked twice. Yuffie noticed something.

"You know..." she said, still eyeing the two. "You two look a lot alike..." she looked from Sephiroth to Vincent, then back to Sephiroth. "I don't care what you say, Hojo couldn't be your father..." he stared blankly at her. Rikku jumped off his back and walked over to Yuffie.

"What does this," she paused, trying to remember the name. "'Hojo,' look like?" she leaned closer to Yuffie. Yuffie pulled out a photo and held it up for Yuffie to see.

"He couldn't be..." she paused again. Oooh, the suspense is killing me! "'Cause your too hot!" she chirked happily. Sephiroth choked on his breath. He blinked at her, still trying too breath.

"Yeah! You look like the hottie that is..." Rikku thought for a moment, trying to figure out what to call him. Yuffie jumped in at this point.

"VINCENT!" it was Vincent's turn to choke on his breath. The two men exchanged frightened glances.

"They are right..." Yuna said, putting a finger up to her lips. Tidus gaped at her. "You do look kind of alike..." he fell over. Tidus sighed, then Yuna blushed. "And you's both quite cute!" Tidus stood up with a jolt.

"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!" Tidus's eyes started to mist. Yuna blinked, then looked Tidus up and down. She then looked over to the stunned duo.

"You could take fashion tips from them..." he frowned, that was not what he was expecting.

"They are hot though, aren't they Yunie?" Yuna nodded at Rikku. Yuffie jumped up and down.

"YES THEY ARE! Those scrumptious pieces of hunk-a-liocious meat!" Vincent blinked at Yuffie's words.

"Please tell me your joking, you materia stealing brat..." Sephiroth said, squatting down. Yuffie frowned.

"Of course I'm..." he looked at her, eye twitching. And at that moment, who else but all of AVALANCHE (plus Reno) would walk in. "NOT!!!" his eyes sort of faded and he let his head drop as the two look alikes danced around and around. Vincent was just looking at the ground, very afraid of the teens.

"Something tells me that this day will be longer than the last..." Sephiroth said under his breath, standing up. Vincent nodded. Nanaki walked past the pair doing the Irish jig and over to Vincent.

"What's going on?" Tifa and the others were slowly making their way over, dodging the attacks of the flailing arms of the Irish jig. Vincent looked to the tiger-like animal. He pointed to the dancing girls.

"Ask them." he let his hand fall back to his side and resumed his staring at the floor. Cid seven (heh, it'll make a lot more sense like this...) Wasn't talking, or even smoking. Yuffie, noticing his unusual silence, poked his shoulder. He jumped away.

"How can you..." he was stepping away from her. "How can you like that sick- " he tripped over a loose wire and hit his head against the wall of the airship, knocking him unconscious. Yuffie blinked, then shrugged and continued to dance around with Rikku. Cloud walked over and started poking Cid's cheek with the end of his Ultima Weapon.

"Cloud, I don't think you should do that..." Tifa started, then shrugged. Cloud was too big of an idiot to understand. He looked up from his poking-ness of Cid and over to Tifa, then he went back to poking Cid.

"We're almost to Guadosalom..." Cid ten said from the middle of the room. Something dawned on Cloud, heh. He actually realized something...

"Yuffie..." Yuffie stopped jumping around and looked over to the chocobo head. "What happened to your motion sickness?" Tifa smacked her head. Vincent's eye twitched, and Cid ten kind of looked at them weird.

"My what?" Cloud shrugged.

"Oh, well..." he resumed poking Cid with the sword.

(Five seconds later...)

Yuffie walked over to Cloud. He looked up at her.

"Yes?" she looked a little green. She opened her mouth and retched on Cloud. She walked away, no longer holding her stomach, and wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. Tifa edged away from the barf covered blondes and toward Barret.

"Great..." Cid ten grumbled. "Who's going to clean up the mess?" Rikku started to jump up and down. "Sephy and... and..."

"VINNIE!" Yuffie added. The to men blinked. "But only if they wear these!" Yuffie held out two maid outfit costumes. Sephiroth's eye twitched.

"I refuse." Vincent stated. Sephiroth looked over to the man, he was started to look paler.

"PLEASE!" the two begged, grabbin onto Vincent's cloak. Eventually, the got Sephiroth to clean it without the outfit and forced the skirt onto Vincent.

"This is so humiliating..." he muttered.

"I'm not the one wearing the skirt..." Sephiroth looked over to the two teens. "It should be ripped apart and shoved down their throats." Vincent nodded.

(About a half hour later...)

The two men were back to their silence while everyone was talking about random things.

"We're here!" Cid ten shouted. There was a loud crash, and a lot of turbulance.

"Wow," Vincent muttered. "Almost as good as Cid." Sephiroth had to smirk at that, he had seen Highwind fly while they team was on their way to kill him. He was a terrible lander.

A/N: It's been about two weeks since I last updated this. I'm sorry about that. But, at least I suckered out a few more reviews from you peoples! Heh, I'm evil! Joke time!

Sephiroth stood beside Zack, a white screen behind them.

Sephiroth: )eye twitch( Why are we here again, Zack?

Zack: Do you want a chain letter?

Sephiroth: You already gave me one. )Twitch(

Zack: I'll take that as a yes! )Walks away(

A few seconds later. Zack returns carrying a chain and a letter.

Sephiroth: )stands there, just twitching his eye(

Zack: There! You're chain letter!

Sephiroth is chained up with a letter inside his mouth, his eye still twitching.

Another A/N: Heh, I'm an evil one to Sephy... )turns around( You should know what to do! If not, then review!