A/N: Yay! I gots-es more reviews! YAY! )does Irish jig( Now... let's see who reviewed this time...
Anonymous person 'Shina': Hhmm... wait what, huh? I re-read this review a few times, but I still don't understand it...
KT: Oooookay then... Yay! I'll just agree with whatever you said! YAY!
Labrat-seph: ... it is very possible... very possible...
Chapter name: Arrival
Rating: PG-13 Why? 'Cause of mild swearing, blood, sexual themes, drinking, and violence
Story Summery: Sephiroth is flung into Spira and meets with the ex-summoner and her guardians.
Chapter summary: The group arrives in Guadosalom
Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Wakka x Lulu, possible Seph x Lulu or Seph x Rikku (Don't send me flames! I said possible, and if you like the characters that are them, say that my writing is preposterous in a review!)
Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series or anything embedded within the game. Nor do I own Twix, I just slightly altered the name. Yojimbo'sblade owns the idea of the idea of a Sephiroth x Lulu(don't get mad at him, 'cause I actually used his idea, though it would be rather funny to see them). .
Warnings: Rikku-ness (and in Yojimbo's case) people like me! )Twitch, twitch( Chocobo head stupidity, and Sephy hottness! )Gets down on hands and knees( My god!
Another A/N: Yeah, only thing I have to say is that I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Well, the span of updates.
Sephiroth looked around the city in confusion. It looked like a giant bat cave, except without mako. Cloud and the others were just as surprised as he was with the environment. The other group just led them up a ramp-like hill. Still blinking in utter confusion, Sephiroth followed without a word.
(Meanwhile...)
"Sir, the camspy's malfunctioning." Tseng glared at Rude.
"I know that." he snatched the controls away from Rude.
"Why is it, sir?" Tseng shrugged.
"Maybe it has something to do with this farplane thingy." Elena smacked her head in disgust at the idiocy of her boss.
"You could be the replacement Reno." she mumbled. Tseng's eye twitched. She sweat dropped. "No offense, sir, but..."
"But what?" Elena froze as Tseng's eye continued to twitch. Rude coughed.
"Sir, we still have a situation on our hands." Tseng looked away from Elena and back to Rude. "The camspy's mal-"
"I KNOW THAT!"
(Back to Guadosalom!)
The farplane was open. There was a hallway and then a stair case up to a giant bubble-like thing. Cloud, being as much like Tidus as he is, touched the bubble with his finger tip. Then, he placed his hand up to it. Barret, getting annoyed, pushed Cloud through. He whistled slightly and followed Cloud and Barret inside.
Sephiroth and Vincent stood outside of the bubble, each trying to figure out what it was. But, (my god! I'm getting so predictable) who always seems to like to jump on Seph and Vinny?
A-push x2
Vincent and Sephiroth were pushed through, but both quickly regained their balance. Outside stood Yuffie and Rikku, both flashing victory signs.
"My gawd, you two look like twins!" Yuffie giggled. The two men backed away from each other and turned to the others and walked over, the two brats following close behind.
There was a giant piece of floating rock that everyone stood on. Below it was a field of flowers. Beside the flowers waterfalls fell. Glowing lights danced around the setting.
"It's so pretty..." Yuffie breathed. She jumped over Sephiroth, nearly knocking him over, and ran to the group. A girl sat on a rock. She wore pink and was fiddling with a flower. The other peoples were to intent on the description and information about the farplane to pay attention to her. Besides Reno and Sephiroth.
Blinking, Sephiroth walked over to her. His hand was on the belt of the Masamune. A fat head popped up.
"I was right! I was right!" a person jumped up and down. "It is Sephiroth! You owe me twenty dollars Scarlet!" Sephiroth blinked again.
"P-Palmer...?!" His eye twitched.
"Your father is with us as well..." Scarlet appeared out of nowhere. Sephiroth jumped a few feet back, bumping into Reno.
"It's like you've just seen Hojo..." Sephiroth continued to take a few steps back, that's when he noticed Scarlet."Holy crap!"
The group turned their heads in order to see a blonde woman advancing upon a retreating Sephiroth. Rikku grew infuriated, she ran over to the woman.
"SEPHY IS MINE!" she hissed. Growing irritated, Scarlet pushed the Al Bhed away.
"Seph is not fit for you..." Sephiroth's eye twitched.
"Aw, the man can speak for himself!!!" Scarlet bllinked a few times.
"Shut up, Zack!" Sephiroth pushed back the women in order to reveal a black haired man. He blinked, then he put a hand to his forehead.
"I'm so confused..." Zack frowned, then saluted.
"I'm ready for your orders, sir!" Sephiroth blinked, then rubbed his eyes.
"I was right, this is going to be a long day..." Zack frowned.
"Gee Seph, ya' sure haven't lost your dull edge." Butting in, Rikku jumped on Zack.
"What do you mean! Sephy's sharper than Auron's sword!" Tidus blinked.
"Why are the people moving?" Lulu shrugged. He frowned. "Wow, that's helpful." No, the other peoples weren't talking. But that's only because they were to entranced with the dancing demons that had escaped Vincent's body. How? Probably because of the farplane.
"Pass the popcorn..." Cloud said. Tifa handed him the bowl. "Thanks..." he took a handful and passes the bowl along.
"Hello failure..." a voice said.
"Shut up, I'm watching the demons dance..." he said matter-of-factly. He turned around to see... dun, dun, duuuunn. Hojo.
A/N: Heh, that was fun. I was originally going to have the FF X cast remember some peoples but it didn't quite work out. Now did it? Well, I actuall have a lot of jokes. I'm just going to do them all now... Okay...
Sephiroth, the Turks, and Zack sat in Sephiroth and Zack's apartment. Yeah, they were eating lunch in the kitchen.
Zack: Hey, Seph?
Sephiroth: ...
Zack: What time is it when lions chase you?
Reno: EIGHT YOUR CLOCK!
Sephiroth: ... )twitch, twitch. twitch, twitch.(
Zack: Ooookay... Reno.
Reno: Yup?
Zack: Who granted the monsters wish?
Tseng: ...why grant Shinra's wish?
Reno: ... I'll go with Tseng's answer for one hundred dollars.
Zack: ... right... okay... Elena...
Elena: )wipes mouth with napkin( Yes?
Zack: What's full of holes, but still holds water?
Elena: ... I'm not sure...
Reno: MY BRAIN!
Rude: ...
Tseng: Zack's brain.
Sephiroth: ... Swiss Cheese...
Zack: )fake smile( No... it was a sponge...
Reno: Right. Sure it was.
Rude: ...
Elena: It was?
Tseng: I still say it's your brain.
Sephiroth: That was a trick question.
Zack: )sigh( It's times like this that make me wish I was a regular.
More A/N: Yeah, that's all I came up with. Heh, I hope you enjoyed this chappie! )Turns around( Review this please! ... you better review this...or this fic will roll over and die before the ending! So, review. Lest the fic has many seizures.