Lord of the Dumbbells
Disclaimer: Yeah Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and the Fellowship belongs to J.R.R Tolkein. So basically I don't own them. Read and REVIEW!

Chapter One:
It was a calm day in Chicago. The grass was green and the Merry and Pippin were outside waiting for something fun to pop into their heads. The previous day they had accidentally fallen into a magic portal and they were now trying to remember how to get back to have some adventure.
"What are you two doing? Don't you have something more important to do?!" Legolas shouted from across the street. He had decided that reading the paper would be entertaining since the two hobbits hadn't gotten into any trouble so far that day.
"Does it look like we have something more important to do?" Merry answered as hastily as possible. He didn't want to lose his train of thought.
"You could always give us your car...we will try to keep it in one piece this time." Pippin promised.
"Oh no you don't. Last time you managed to get it stuck in the middle of the roof. You never explained that to me, but I don't think I want to know. Now if you don't mind I really have to get this gum out of Frodo's afro and read the paper."
"Hurry up Lego! It burns, IT BURNS!!!" Frodo complained. He had been sleeping in the middle of the floor in the living room while Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Gandalf had been having gum spitting wars. Farthest one wins.
"It's only a piece of gum, Frodo. How can it burn? Your afros so thick it doesn't even come close to your scalp. You could use a haircut." Legolas commented.
"Getting a haircut hurts. The scissors cut your head and then it takes hobbit weed to grow my fro back. I will never- mmmm hobbit weed. Do we have any corn flakes or breakfast material?"
"How did you go from gum in your hair to breakfast?" Legolas asked baffled.
"Breakfast? Did I hear the word breakfast? I could use some breakfast..." Merry and Pippin walked in and sat down at the table.
"You guys drive me crazy!" Legolas screamed attempting to pull his long beautiful blonde hair out. Sam, being the chef in the house walked over to the refrigerator. It had started raining outside without warning and the hole in the roof began to let the rain come pouring in. He had waded down the stairs sopping wet. He opened the freezer.
"Let's have Eggo's. I'm not up to cooking anything big today." Legolas was hungry so he was the first one to the box. There was a single Eggo left in the package and suddenly everyone was huddling around him. "Lego my Eggo Lego!" everyone shouted thinking it was the perfect time to insult him.
"I was so here first. You snooze you lose." Legolas teased.
He popped it into the toaster and stood with his bow and arrow ready to shoot anyone that tried anything. Ten more seconds and he could enjoy his hot pastry. 9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...and down the railing on a skateboard shot Gandalf the hungry wizard. He had brought the plate from his room and stole the Eggo's from Legolas in one swoop. It was a race to the finish line and Lego being the only one with a weapon was in the lead. He stood in the middle of the hallway and pulled his hand. The arrow shot straight at the skateboard wheel and the Eggo went flying towards the hungry crowd. Aragon shot out from nowhere and swiped the Eggo out from Pippin's nose. It was only a matter of syrup. Aragon couldn't eat an Eggo without his special Maple Syrup from Log Cabin. He ran towards the fridge to retrieve it and noticed a second box of Eggo's. He took them out and put them on the counter. Legolas darted as fast as his feet would carry him to the box and everyone continued their normal daily activities. There was suddenly a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" Aragon shouted so he could greet the guest.
Lego had started heading up the stairs. He didn't care who it was he just wanted peace and quiet. Merry and Pippin had begun to play a game with their Eggo and both had a grasp on it with their mouths.
"Hello Harry Potter." Aragon greeted their guest.
"Hi Aragon. I have come this distance because I need to ask you all a favor."
"Hermione getting a little rough is she?" Pippin winked at Harry. "No, unfortunately not. I wish it were that simple. You see, this golden ring seems to have found its way into my hands and some wizard popped out of nowhere saying I had to bring it to Mount Doom and throw it into Middle Earth." Harry explained as Sam made some coffee.
Merry flashed an evil look at Gandalf who seemed to be hiding from everyone else. It was obviously him who made this appearance.
"Gandalf you promised! Ring business is our business and Mount Volder was his! Stop trying to mix our worlds. You know that hot guy with blonde hair hates us all. Do you WANT us to be killed?!" Sam shouted waking everyone in the house.
"Actually, his name is Voldermort- and hot guy with blonde hair? YOU MEAN MALFOY?! Oh please...you could do so much better Sam." Harry said half surprised. "Eh, he gives me a thrill of evil. Even though Legs gives me evil everyday..." Sam carried on.
"Anyways, I've been thinking all weekend about what to do with this ring and I put it on so I wouldn't lose it on the way here, but then G showed up and I was like whoooaaa! So he was all like freaked out man and Hermione kept popping into my head and I was dizzy so I took the crazy thing off." Harry told the group as they watched intently but confused.
"Where do coconuts come from?" Pippin asked looking at the juice box Frodo had given him to keep him quiet.
"The sky." Merry explained.
"No, they come from the chimney." Gandalf told him.
Ten minutes later, everyone was discussing the origin of coconuts and had forgotten Harry Potter had to throw a ring into Mount Doom before the whole world ended.
"Hello! Can we please stay focused?! Now I know why I never come to see you guys. Attention span of a moth! Just take the stupid ring and I'll be on my way." Harry said.
"No. We mustn't just take the ring. You are the chosen one Harry Potter, and now YOU must take the ring." Gandalf stated.
"What must I do?" Harry said, stealing Frodo's phrase.
"We'll come with you! It'll be a great adventure!!! Besides, being locked up in a house with Leggsie isn't that fun...maybe we can see this blonde hottie." Sam shouted.
"Hey! I can be fun. It just has to be a safe fun where there is some education going on." Legolas argued. "See what I mean...no fun." Sam said.
"Whatever, let's go before Gimli wakes up, he always ways us down. GIMLI YOU FATASS I HATE YOU!" Legolas shouted at the top of his lungs.
As they all headed off to the magical world Frodo realized his shoe wasn't tied so when he stopped Sam saw Harry checking him out. This upset Sam because everyone knew Frodo was Sam's.
"Back off Mr. Potter, Mr. Frodo is mine and you are way too young for him. It would be best if we handled the rest of this on our own. You are released." Sam quickly said trying to get his man back.