Disclaimer: Hmm let's see. Harry Potter isn't mine. Nor is any of the Lord of the Rings characters...dang!

Thanks for reviewing guys! Wow ok I guess I'll keep writing this story then. You all must be wondering y i posted chapter one twice, well i was having problems with my spacing and paragraphs so I had to delete my other one so u may have read it twice. Sorry for the trouble!

Ch. 2

"Umm Sam," Harry said in rebuttal for Sam's snappy comment, "I'm not...you know-" Harry stopped when he realized everyone was staring at him.
"What? Do you need something?" everyone slowly walked down the path ready to leave on their next adventure.
Harry got in the front seat of Legolas' Elf mobile which he named Eluana, after a lovely chipper elf he had met in Rivendell. They all crowded in the car and drove off. In the rearview mirror, a little figure came running after them screaming, "WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT ME? YOU CRAZY OGRES!"
Aragorn who was sitting in the back eating his Eggo's in peace started cackling under his breath. He had never really liked Gimli and loved seeing his angry expression. Next to Aragorn, Pippin and Merry were poking each other. Eventually Merry got tired and his arms were a rose color so he stopped. Pippin had been declared the winner and went on bragging.

"It's the second road on your left." Harry directed Legolas.
"Where exactly are you taking us Mr. Potter?" Legolas asked in the calmest voice possible, for there were no roads on his left side.
"Just wait....waiiiiiit OK NOW!" Harry screeched. Legolas quickly turned and a pathway appeared right before their eyes.
"WOW!!! WOOOOOOW!" Sam said as he clutched Frodo's arm.
"I've never seen anything like it," Frodo said.
"It's as beautiful as a sunset on a warm summer's night," Gandalf mused as he smoked his pipe. Everyone turned around including Legolas which upset more than half the people in the car. "What? Haven't you all seen a sunset before?" Gandalf said in his most defensive tone.
The group turned around and realized Legolas wasn't driving anymore. Everyone screamed as they looked down and saw that they weren't in Kansas anymore. The car was high in the air where no ground could be seen. "POTTER PUT MY BABY DOWN RIGHT NOW!" Legolas shouted. He has just gotten his car detailed and wanted it to remain in perfect condition. The car softly landed in a patch of grass a few feet away from a horrifically large building. Legolas noticed a very large tree with huge clubs at the end of each branch and he thought to himself, "That is one cool tree. I wonder if I can learn how to grow one.."

"Everyone out, this way, follow me," Harry brought the fellowship to a great door with a picture of a woman dressed in pink.
"What's the deal with the fat lady?" Pippin asked. Legolas, deciding it was very rude to say that corrected him. "She is pleasantly plump Pippin."
Harry tapped the door three times softly and a girl with bushy eyebrows opened it slowly. "Harry is that you?" the cautious girl asked.
"Of course it's me! Who else would it be? Malfoy?" Harry replied.
"Hello....Potter. What? Didn't expect to see me?" Harry turned around a saw Malfoy standing behind him. The glint in his eye was as if he knew something very secret about Harry.
"Get lost Malfoy no one likes you." Harry said attempting to give Malfoy a dirty look.
Hermione pushed Harry out of the way and looked Draco in the eyes.
"If you don't go away I promise your face a first class ticket to my fist!" She scolded him.
"You filthy mudblood! What makes you think I won't tell Professor Snape you have a whole bloody Fellowship in your common room?!" He decided now would be the perfect time to taunt Harry. "Just leave, I don't need this," Harry told Malfoy.
With the blink of and eye Malfoy was gone. It surprised everyone including Sam who stood with his mouth gaping open in awe.
"He is without a doubt the hottest guy I've ever seen!" He said to himself. Frodo saw the look in Sam's face and did NOT like what he saw. Even though Frodo was in love with Kai'Laria, he liked having the attention of Sam. He waited on him hand and foot and was always there for him in times of trouble.
"Ok everyone, you are at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is where I have learned my magic and continue to. Now I have plenty of books so let's get researching!" Harry started.
"What do we need researching for?" Merry asked who had been particularly shy that day. He had been very embarrassed for losing the poking game.
"Why to know what we are up against or course, and what we have to do before we can return to our old lives."
"We know what we have to do you hairy git," Pippin boldly said. "We've been through this whole thing before, remember?" he reminded her.
"Well we haven't so we would like to know," Hermione barked back at him.
"Why don't you just ask us?" Aragorn asked in the nicest way possible. He didn't want her to get all angry like she had been with Pippin.
"Fine, I ask you," Hermione said.
"Well basically all we have to do is bring this ring to the pits of Mount Doom. Since you've got your magic...we can just pop over there and be done with it!" Legolas stated. He loved his idea; it would make things a lot easier!
"Well ok then, let's go!" Harry and Hermione shouted in unison.
"But make sure we don't wake Ron...he's been eyeing me and I don't like it," Hermione said. "OK let's go," Harry said as he tried swinging his wand around. Come on! Why won't this thing work? Hermione!!!" Harry said in his whiniest sound possible.
"It has been tampered with...but who?" Hermione asked
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