Ch4

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Everyone jumped over to the door. Suddenly there was a scream.

"AAAHHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU-YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME!"

"What do you mean Boromir? You're already dead. How can one possibly die again?" Aragorn asked.

"Well he scared me...doesn't THAT count for anything?" he asked back.

"No...not really," Pippin said.

"I am really sorry Sir...I mean Mister...Ghost Man," Legolas struggled.

"Bor, he didn't mean it," Gandalf said.

"Gandalf old man is that you?" Boromir asked.

"Why yes sir. Are you ready now? Oh we're going skateboarding," Gandalf explained.

"No you are not we have two worlds to save SIR!" Legolas yelled.

"I'll be back before supper...come oooon. You never let me do anything! My god you like everyone more than me. NOT FAIR!" Gandalf whined.

"Leggie can I go for a walk, my hobbit feet hurt," Merry asked.

"Of course, Merry," Legolas agreed.

"SEE! You always let everyone else go out but then I get stuck here doing dishes!" Gandalf exclaimed.

"Umm sorry, but we have magic to do the dishes here," Hermione said.

"SMART ASS I'M A WIZARD I KNOW THAT!" Gandalf screamed at her.

"Hey you wanna yell at her you have to go through me first," Harry told him.

Suddenly Gandalf grew and grew and grew and the room became dim.

"DO NOT MOCK ME HARRY POTTER. I AM NOT HERE TO YELL AT YOUR WOMAN. I am here to help you. But can't I go on a friggin skate run?!" Gandalf shrunk back to his original size. The light was also restored.

Everyone in the room stood there staring at him as he waltzed right out of the door in front of Legolas. Aragorn dropped what he was doing in awe. Eventually everyone noticed he was just sitting there in the same position. They came and sat down next to him and started timing him. Everyone placed a bet to see how long it would take for him to move. Frodo got sick of his bad breath so he shut his mouth. Then everyone got into an uproar of whether that counted as moving. Punches were thrown people were injured and by the time the fight was over Merry had a bloody noise, Frodo had hobbit weed in his ears, Legolas was in mint condition as he stood on the ceiling, Aragorn was in all types of shapes as probably all the bones in his body were broken, and Sam was nursing Frodo's ears even though he clearly had a broken arm. As for Pippin...well he was in the corner smoking hobbit weed.

"Ok now that everyone got THAT out let's go save the world," Lego said.

"Again? But we did that yesterday and Gandalf isn't back yet," Sam said as he threw Pippin a bit of the weed in Frodo's ears.

"Well the world needs us again. Or should I say worlds?" Merry said as he stood in the Peter Pan stance. "Let's GO!"

"Duude...NO," Legolas said. "We gotta be all tyte when Gandalf gets back. He needs to learn how to chill when he has temper tantrums like that. It's getting to b ridiculous iiyt."

"Who's the one on weed now..." Pippin turned to Merry and whispered.

"You are dawg now let's get cracking," Legolas said.

All four hobbits started giggling. Even Aragorn showed signs of laughter even though he was still lying on the ground.

"He said cracking!" They all said jumping up and down.

"I don't get it yo," Legolas said in a confused manner.

"You said CRACKing hahahaha!!!" Aragorn said on the ground now having fits of laughter. He even attempted to get up once to jump with the hobbits but he hit his head on a large coffee table and got conked out again.

"What am I going to do with you?!" Legolas yelled.

Just then Gandalf walked in the door with the ghost of Boromir. They sat down on the couch and started eating potato chips. Sam walked over and put his hand out.

"What are those? Pippin asked.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S- boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew," Sam explained.

"Umm, riiight," Merry said grabbing a handful of chips.

"Ok, Let's go now. I'm ready ta go," Gandalf said.

Everyone filed out of the room. However no one noticed that Hermione and Harry were missing. They just kept walking and they started their journey to Mount Doom. Suddenly Sam stopped.

"Weren't there more of us? I really remember two annoying kids here," he asked.

"Eh you can't keeo track of everyone," Merry said.

So they kept walking. They eventually reached Rivendell and a tall man with sunglasses and a hawiian shirt came to greet them.

"Aloha dudes! The surfing here is choice so gear up and let's get it on," he said.

"We aren't here to surf Elrond but where is Arwen?" Aragorn suddenly became a man instead of a child and walked over to Arwen.

"Estel, I need your guidance. I was thinking about getting a tattoo on my arm what color should it be?" Aragorn asked her.

"Nope still a child..." Gandalf said.

"Um well I'd prefer you not to have a tattoo darling. You're handsome without one," Arwen commented.

"Well I was GOING to get a rose tattoo with your name embroidered but NOW I'll get one with the name Kendall so everyone thinks I'm cheating," Aragorn said as he ran away to go roll in the dirt. He liked ticking Legolas off cause he had to clean Aragorn off.

Meanwhile back at Hogwarts...

"What do you want with us? We don't have anything that belongs to you!" Hermione fidgeted to get free but couldnt.

"Oh I don't want you pip-squeeks. I want the blonde one and he goes where YOU go. Mwahahahahahaaaaaa," the voice boomed.