Ok all I'm ready for my next chapter. I'm sitting here with my music playing and I'm ready to write. Only the phone rings and I'm like whooooaaaa! So I have this girl complaining to me for a few hours and I haven't posted in awhile so I hung up on her. Sorry...NOT! BTW Magical1 totally helped me with this chapter! THANX!!!
Disclaimer: Sorry, the Great America dancing dude stole the disclaimer.
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Legolas was getting so sick of Merry and Pippin. Every five minutes they would creep up behind him and scream "ARE WE THERE YET?" and he was not in the mood. He was the only one to realize Harry and Hermione were gone. He didn't mind the fact that they were gone but what really ticked him off was that they took his favorite lucky crayon. He sighed and continued riding. They were on their way to drop a ring into a fiery pit. He was SO excited...well not exactly. Aragorn was riding Brego. He decided he wasn't going to get on Legolas' bad side this early in the morning when he hadn't had a shower.
"Where are we going Leggs?" Gandalf asked.
"We are going to Mordor you old fart, to fix your stupid mistakes," answered Sam.
"Now now, my dear Samwise Gamgee, it isn't really Gandalf's fault," spoke Frofro.
"Yes Mr. Frodo."
Sam gazed at Frodo with longing in his eyes. It would only be a few hours before this whole Mordor thing would be over, and then, he thought wistfully, he and Mr. Frodo could be alone at last......
Meanwhile in a dark cellar...
"Dude you really think you could pull this off? You're not a REAL villain. I mean you suck at this. You're supposed to have us scared of you, not sitting here bored," Harry said.
"Really? What am I doing wrong? Can you help me to be better?"
"What you have to do is-"
"Harry don't help him make us more miserable!" Hermione cut in.
"Oh right."
Finally the cloaked man untied Harry and Hermione.
"I'm moving you to a more suitable destination."
A bus pulled up to the front of the door and an old man came down the steps and started dancing. Before they knew it they were enjoying themselves at Great America! They were going on Raging Bull and Iron Wolf. The dancing man even bought them popcorn and let them go on the water rides! They were so excited to be having fun that they forgot all about the ring.
Back with Legolas...
Merry and Pippin having just launched into their own rendition of "Home on the range" were changing the words into somewhat less appealing lines. (Dirty words) He knew everyone thought they were going to Mordor again but what they didn't know was that Harry had the ring. So he was leading them away from Mordor.
"I can easily go get them Legolas," Gandalf said.
"Please!!! If I have to hear Merry, Pippin, Frodo, and Sam ask me if we're there yet I'm going to FLIP!"
So Gandalf said a few words, waved his staff, and he was gone. (A/N-In my story Gandalf can do ANYTHING! Yes, even skateboard!) Legolas was finding that Aragorn was being oddly quiet. He turned around to make sure he was still there and found him asleep on Brego. A wave of relief waved over his body. Gandalf poofed back with Harry and Hermione.
"Sorry old chap...We got...tied up," Harry told Legolas.
"Got the ring?"
"Yeah right he-"
"Uh oh....."
"What do you mean...uh oh?" Aragorn said as he woke up.
"There's like a crayon in my pocket or something!"
"That's mine!!!!" Legolas screamed.
Legolas grabbed the crayon and put it in his pocket.
"Hey, can I ask you WHY there is a french fry in your hair, Hermione?" Merry asked.
"Oh wow how long has THAT been there? I haven't had french fries in at least five years!"
"Are you going to eat that?" Pippin asked as he grabbed the fry out of her hair.
"That's Pip, always thinking of his stomach..." Frodo said.
Then a cloaked figure jumped in front of them.
"Hello....Potter,"
"Malfoy!" Sam said.
"I want to help you. Despite the fact that I hate you and your girlfriend has the bushiest eyebrows in the entire universe."
"And just how can YOU help US?" Hermione snapped.
"I know a short cut."
"It's a trp don't listen to him," she told Legolas.
"There are...carrots, mushrooms, and pints on the way."
"We're in!" the four hobbits raised their hands.
"And there is some weed," Malfoy added.
Gandalf's hand shot up in the air.
"Plus I'm sure there is a nice huge bottle of shampoo and conditioner accompanied by a hot tub."
Legolas looked up. "Let's go."
The group got moving and followed Draco. Even though Draco was evil in the past, he was definatly being serious this time. He led them down a path where a huge field appeared in front of them.
"Mushrooms!" Piipin yelled as he ran down to fill his stomach.
The others ran ahead to gather food for the journey and left Frodo and Sam behind. As the two hobbits were walking along they saw a shimmering in some nearby trees and shrubs. They walked over and went into the forest.
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