Ok finally I can actually type up my next chapter! It's taken so long! Band Camp was tyte. I got to play with drum stix!!! Bass drum stix r sooo cool. It was raining most of the time but not nearly half as bad as my sophmore year. So here's my next chapter! ENJOY and review.

Disclaimer: Jerry Springer gave the disclaimer to an audiance member.

SOME people coughSTARcough didnt review so NO messages for them! HAH.

James'Gurl215:Thanks for the review! I'm definatly writing as many chapters as I can I just have to find time. We've got football games coming up soon yay!

Tom-Felton-Fan01:When I wrote about the french fry I thought of us thrwoing croutons in Danielles hair haha good times...

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Frodo and Sam picked up the object turning it over and scanning it.

"Is this supposed to mean something?" Frodo asked Sam.

"Mr. Frodo? Do you see what I see?"

"I see Aragorn eating my foot long Subway sandwich!"

"How can you see a person that isn't standing behind us?"

"I don't know Sam, what do you see?"

"I see you submerged in 20,000 leagues of water with sharks and eels and-AHHH!"

Frodo and Sam thought it time to get back to the group. They brought the mirror out of the forest and hid it from the others.

"Best not let anyone see this," Frodo said.

Frodo and Sam walked over to the others noticing Merry and Pippin lying on their backs in the field.

"Ugh...so...many...mushrooms..." Merry said.

"Yeah and I'm ready for more!"

"How can you eat more?"

"I'm hungry.

Sam knelt down to pick some herbs.

"Hey Sam! Look-rabbits!" Aragorn said.

Sam stood up and was hit with several mudballs.

"Haha!" They all laughed at him.

"Aragorn-you going DOWN."

"Guys I think we should start going," Harry said.

"Yeah for once Scar face is right," Malfoy said.

"Do you have a problem with me Malfoy?"

"Where have you been??"

"Let's settle this then..."

Harry waved his wand and muttered a few words. A long stretch limousine appeared.

"Come on, everyone get in," Hermione yelled.

Everyone one looked up from their mud war. They ran over to the long car and piled in.

"Where are we going?" Merry asked.

"Are we there yet?" Frodo asked.

"I'm hungry," Pippin said.

"We're going to settle this argument Muggle style," Harry answered Merry.

The limo pulled up to a large building and everyone piled out. Harry knew what he had to do.

"Jerry Springer?!" Sam screamed.

"It's the way Muggles solve their problems..." Hermione stated.

"Yeah but they aren't Mumbles."

"Muggles."

"What-evvverrr."

Harry got pumped as he walked into the building.

"Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry" they all heard chanting.

Harry smiled at Hermione. All he could hear in his head was Harry-Harry-Harry.

"Welcome to todays show. Today our guests have issues to resolve. Let's meet our first guest," Jerry Springer said as he opened the show.

"How are they going to solve wizard problems on a mu- human television show, Gandalf?" Frodo asked.

"What? Do you think I know everything? I'm just a wizard my goodness!!"

Frodo looked at Sam. "What's HIS problem?"

"He's a little cranky this time a month if you know what I mean."

"I'm not a woman Sam." Gandalf interrupted.

"I wasn't insinuating that you were. I mean you're going through...withdrawal."

Merry and Pippin were off at the food table eating as much as they could while piling food into their pockets and bags.

"Our first guest says his life has been nothing but miserable since his first year-Henry what's going on?" Jerry asked.

"It's Harry but this guy has been ruining my life since I first met him."

"Aren't you a little young to have someone ruining your life?"

"No I've led a very full life. I've saved the world at least 7 times."

"Yeah you keep thinking that...So what's he done? Stolen your chick?"

"No. He makes fun of me and my friends."

Jerry flashed a look at his producer. He was mouthing words. Harry could only make out three. Waste...of...time.

"Ok well let's bring him out. Meet Draco."

The crowd went wild. Girls were screaming and fainting and guys were yelling and booing. Draco charged towards Harry. The wrestling bell went off and Steve rushed onto the stage. Soon all but one guard was holding Draco back. Backstage the group heard the yelling and assumed the show was over so they left through the backdoor.

"Ok so what exactly has Draco done, Harry?"

"He made my dear friend eat slugs, he almost killed my friends sister, he blabbed and got me in detention, his father tried to kill me, he calls my friend a BEEP, he-

Harry and Draco were grabbed by their jackets and thrown out of the studio.

"What'd we do?!" Harry asked.

"You swore! Jerry is very sensitive about that."

"...riiight."

Draco stood and brushed himself off.

"Crap."

"What?"

"The others are gone," Draco pointed out.

"Crapper."

Now you all have to review or Steve is going to come and...eat you? No no if you don't review Steve won't let you rub his bald shiny head.

I know it was a short chapter but I didn't have nuch time to write it. Hope you liked it. REVIEW