I'm sorry it has been a really REALLY long time since I've updated but Ive been having troubles with school this year since my teachers are INSANE. They make me mad! Plus the football team isn't doing so hot. Poor team!

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Draco and Harry wandered around looking for the Fellowship while ignoring each other. Suddenly Harry felt something hard hit the back of his head and he turned around to find a rock rolling across the ground.

"What the-"

Draco looked up. He seemed to be staring at his feet while walking.

"What do you want? Take a picture, it lasts longer!"

"Why did you throw this at my head?" Harry said as he picked up the rock.

"I didn't. Why should I waste my time?"

"Shut up hoe!"

"They always blame the innocent ones..."

Draco looked up to see hundreds of monkeys in the trees above them. He tapped Harry on the shoulder and pointed up.

"Only in Chicago..." Harry muttered under is breath.

"We aren't in Chicago anymore you son of a Cheerio. When they threw us out they must have sent us through another world or something."

"Man...why does this have to happen to US?!!!

Meanwhile........

"That was a very short problem solving... thingie." Pippin said.

"We have been waiting here for almost an hour and no one has come or gone." Frodo looked at his watch.

"I'm ready to go!!! I'm bored!" Aragorn said as he whined and cried in the corner.

"Let's just go. We shall see them again in the near future." Gandalf told the group as he turned to leave.

"Meh, ok." (A/N: They could have sat there for a longer time but I figured why have them sit there being bored when they can find stupid ways to amuse themselves. OoOh pretty sparkles...)

The group wandered on forgetting Draco and Harry. Hermione was walking way in back hoping to see a glimpse of Harry, or even Draco strangely. She was thinking maybe the invisibility cloak was being used like it had been so many times before.

"Guys don't you think it is pointless to go on without the ring?" Hermione turned to Gandalf.

"Dude, when have we ever thought about anything? All we do is pointless things." Merry said.

"I'm hungry." Pippin whined.

"When do I get my bubbles?" Aragorn poked Gandalf.

"When do I get food?" Pippin poked Gandalf too.

"When do I get Harry?" Hermione started in.

Everyone stopped and turned towards her and raised their eyebrows.

"I mean we need the ring and he has it...so umm we need Harry to uh have the ring."

"You got serious issues sista." Frodo and Sam said as they snapped their hands.

Meanwhile.........

"Are we there yet?" Harry asked Draco.

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE SO THERE IS NOWHERE TO BE!"

"Man...someone hasn't taken their happy pills today..."

Far off in the distance Draco caught a glimpse of a group of people wandering across the forest. He tapped Harry on the shoulder and pointed.

"Shhh."

"Don't you shush me!" Harry screamed.

The group stopped at looked at them and ran off.

Draco was surprisingly calm. He smiled and walked into the forest. About 5 minutes later you could hear a loud shrill coming from his direction and after 5 minutes he emerged from the forest.

"You ok?" Harry asked while trying to keep his distance. He noticed Draco's normally matted hair standing on end.

"...." Draco charged at Harry grabbing him by the neck.

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Sorry this was a short chapter guys! It has been sitting here for like a week so I figured homecoming is over I might as well update. Hope you enjoyed!

Now you must review or Draco will choke you! No forget that...some of you would like that. Umm review or you won't get any happy pills!! Mwahahaha!!!

And now this is 3 pages! YAY!