Disclaimer: I still don't own anything but this fic
Sorry about the repeated stuff in chapter one. Apparently my old computer doesn't know how to firkin send thing right. The good news is that the chapter is fixed... so... ON WITH CHAPTER 2!!!!
Chapter 2, The Alfitaria Caravan
Damacha: I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!
Romulas: Will someone shut the shorty up!? He's getting on my nerves.
Damacha: YOU SHUT UP!!!
Romulas: At least I know when to.
Damacha: WHAT!!!!
Romulas: At... Least... I... Know... When... To.
Damacha: OH YA... Well...HELMET HEAD!!!
Romulas: PALE FACE!!!
Xa Far and Ariom: (sweat drop)
5 minutes later
Damacha and Romulas are being restrained by Xa Far and Ariom from hitting the other.
???: Hail, Fellow caravan! You are the caravan from Tipa, are you not? I heard they were sending out a new caravan. You seem... (Looks at Xa Far and Ariom griping the other two)...quite capable. (Sweat drop)
Ariom: I'm Ariom, who the hell are you?
Xa Far: I'm Xa Far.
Damacha: Damacha.
Romulas: I'm (tries to make a heroic pos while still being restrained) Romulas!
???: My name is Sol Racht.
All: Hello Sol Racht.
Sol Racht: I'm captain of the caravan from the great fortress at Alfitaria. Our caravan boasts a history that stretches back thousands of years...
Ariom: That's nice. Our caravan's history goes back to... uhhh... this morning.
Sol Racht: ...ok. (Turns to a moogle) Stiltzkin! Do you have a moment? This is the caravan from Tipa. Come on, say hello. (The fat moogle waddles to Sol Racht) Allow me to introduce Stiltzkin. He may not look it, but he is a seasoned adventurer. Even we turn to him for counsel from time to time.
Damacha: Are you Rumple Stiltzkin?
Stiltzkin: No, I'm just a moogle that likes to get around. I learned all sorts of things in my travels before I knew it.
Ariom: (whispering) And ate all sorts of things apparently.
Stiltzkin: I'm on my way somewhere now, but I can teach you all a thing or two if you'd like.
All: Yes, teach us!
Sol Racht: Well, let's find a better spot.
They go to a better spot at a beach.
Stiltzkin teaches the caravan about the world, weapons, and spells and stuff, and then the caravan continued on down the road.
Xa Far: Well that was nice of them to teach use that stuff.
Romulas: I already knew half the stuff he told us.
Ariom: Let's stop here for lunch.
After lunch they continue down the road until they reach River Belle Path.
Damacha: ...I STILLWANNA GO HOME!!!
Xa Far and Ariom: (Anim fall)
Romulas: DON'T START THAT AGAIN!!!
CHAPTER 2 IS FINISHED!!!...IN THE SAME YEAR TOO!!! I'm really happy now!!
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