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"Oh, hell." Chris found himself on the Mountain Pass to Caleria. He was lying on the ground. When he looked up, he saw a weird looking creature. A mutant hot-dog.
Chapter 8: Freaky Fast Food Fight!
(Cowboy Bebop - Chicken Bone)
"Awww.. Crap!" A beautiful looking 18 year old girl said. "Why this way? I had to take the scenic route, didn't I!?"
"Settle, Firefly!" A teenage boy said. He looked to be 16.
"Ace, please. I'm on the brink of insanity. DON'T BUG ME!" Firefly flipped out.
"Settle!"
"No!"
"Whoa!" Ace pointed to an army of French Fries standing in the middle of the street. They were, what seemed like, practicing army formations. The captain looked and saw Ace and Firefly.
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"Charge up your deep fat frying guns!" The captain said. The soldiers did so.
"Run!"
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(Cowboy Bebop - Cats On Mars)
"I don't wanna use the DSL!" A 15 year old girl with shaggy red hair sighed.
"Sorry, Ed. Ever since that black hole swallowed us up.." A purple haired girl said.
"Ahh!" a masculine sounding voice yelled.
"Oh, Jet's probably burned himself again." Faye said.
Jet ran up the stairs in a hurry. He was a middle aged man, with a few specks of gray on his beard, which was the only hair on his head.
"Mutant food!" Jet yelled. As he ran, a little bell pepper chased him. Faye took out her Glock 79 and shot it dead.
"The hell?!" Faye stared wide eyed. Ed went over to the food.
"Yummay!" She swallowed it in one gulp.
"Did you even get the bullet out of that?!" Faye and Jet simultaneously said.
"No." Ed reached into her mouth and pulled the Pepper demon out.
"Nasty!"
"Look out!" Ed yelled. Many mutant Bell Peppers were coming up the stairs.
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(Chrono Cross - Optimism)
"NO! Bad evil burger!" Chris got a reply of mustard in his eye. "Awww. shit! You little bastard!" Chris picked up his weapon.
"Special Rune Power! Wanda Swords!" Chris yelled. His staff transformed into a Sword, which made copies of itself. The swords stabbed the burger dead.
"Whoa!" Chris stared as the burger bled out grease. "The creator must have been a fast food cook!"
"AHHHHH!" Ace and Firefly came down the road, screaming in terror. "Okay! I won't eat fast food again, God! Just wake me from the dream!" Firefly cried.
"Hey!" Chris ran over. "Long time no see!"
"No time for happy weapon training camp memories!" Firefly and Ace both said.
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(Final Fantasy IX - Hunter's Chance)
"Die!" Ed did a series of kicks to the frying pan the pepper was holding. "I said die, just like Faye-Faye!"
"Great! Ed, let's go!" Jet yelled. "Right!"
The trio ran and bumped right into Chris, Ace, and Firefly. The six immediately found themselves surrounded.
"Here! I'm tired of this! I'll make lunch!!" Firefly got an angry look. "Firaga!"
All of the food items were blown up.
"Whoa! She knows Firaga!" Chris stared.
"Yeah. She powers up when she's in a desperate situation. And when she's angry, which isn't often, mind you, she gets VERY evil!"
"Idea!" Chris called everyone except for Firefly to come closer. "We'll stand in front of the enemy."
"Yeah? And?" Faye got one of her cocky looks.
"We make fun of her hair. If I remember her, Firefly loves her hair."
"I get it!" Ace said. "We dodge her as she fires at us, so she'll attack the food with full force!"
They got into a circle around Firefly.
"Hey, Firefly! Your hair looks like a rat slept in it!" Chris said with a fake laugh. Firefly blasted the enemies behind him. And the Blizzaga spell spread all around the ring of enemies.
"I overheard your conversation." Firefly had a stern look. Then, a second later, Chris had a stinging welt on his head. "Never insult my hair!!!!!!"
"Ouch."
To Be Continued...
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(Suikoden 3 - Hurry!)
Chris: Hurry, guys! I need to help my friends!
Faye: Wheee!
Jet: She got into my whiskey again..
Chris: They're as good as dead.. Stay strong guys!
Next Episode
Drunk Faye-Faye Blues
Edward: Me, Jet-person, and Faye-Faye learn how to make magic!
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"Oh, hell." Chris found himself on the Mountain Pass to Caleria. He was lying on the ground. When he looked up, he saw a weird looking creature. A mutant hot-dog.
Chapter 8: Freaky Fast Food Fight!
(Cowboy Bebop - Chicken Bone)
"Awww.. Crap!" A beautiful looking 18 year old girl said. "Why this way? I had to take the scenic route, didn't I!?"
"Settle, Firefly!" A teenage boy said. He looked to be 16.
"Ace, please. I'm on the brink of insanity. DON'T BUG ME!" Firefly flipped out.
"Settle!"
"No!"
"Whoa!" Ace pointed to an army of French Fries standing in the middle of the street. They were, what seemed like, practicing army formations. The captain looked and saw Ace and Firefly.
*
"Charge up your deep fat frying guns!" The captain said. The soldiers did so.
"Run!"
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(Cowboy Bebop - Cats On Mars)
"I don't wanna use the DSL!" A 15 year old girl with shaggy red hair sighed.
"Sorry, Ed. Ever since that black hole swallowed us up.." A purple haired girl said.
"Ahh!" a masculine sounding voice yelled.
"Oh, Jet's probably burned himself again." Faye said.
Jet ran up the stairs in a hurry. He was a middle aged man, with a few specks of gray on his beard, which was the only hair on his head.
"Mutant food!" Jet yelled. As he ran, a little bell pepper chased him. Faye took out her Glock 79 and shot it dead.
"The hell?!" Faye stared wide eyed. Ed went over to the food.
"Yummay!" She swallowed it in one gulp.
"Did you even get the bullet out of that?!" Faye and Jet simultaneously said.
"No." Ed reached into her mouth and pulled the Pepper demon out.
"Nasty!"
"Look out!" Ed yelled. Many mutant Bell Peppers were coming up the stairs.
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(Chrono Cross - Optimism)
"NO! Bad evil burger!" Chris got a reply of mustard in his eye. "Awww. shit! You little bastard!" Chris picked up his weapon.
"Special Rune Power! Wanda Swords!" Chris yelled. His staff transformed into a Sword, which made copies of itself. The swords stabbed the burger dead.
"Whoa!" Chris stared as the burger bled out grease. "The creator must have been a fast food cook!"
"AHHHHH!" Ace and Firefly came down the road, screaming in terror. "Okay! I won't eat fast food again, God! Just wake me from the dream!" Firefly cried.
"Hey!" Chris ran over. "Long time no see!"
"No time for happy weapon training camp memories!" Firefly and Ace both said.
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(Final Fantasy IX - Hunter's Chance)
"Die!" Ed did a series of kicks to the frying pan the pepper was holding. "I said die, just like Faye-Faye!"
"Great! Ed, let's go!" Jet yelled. "Right!"
The trio ran and bumped right into Chris, Ace, and Firefly. The six immediately found themselves surrounded.
"Here! I'm tired of this! I'll make lunch!!" Firefly got an angry look. "Firaga!"
All of the food items were blown up.
"Whoa! She knows Firaga!" Chris stared.
"Yeah. She powers up when she's in a desperate situation. And when she's angry, which isn't often, mind you, she gets VERY evil!"
"Idea!" Chris called everyone except for Firefly to come closer. "We'll stand in front of the enemy."
"Yeah? And?" Faye got one of her cocky looks.
"We make fun of her hair. If I remember her, Firefly loves her hair."
"I get it!" Ace said. "We dodge her as she fires at us, so she'll attack the food with full force!"
They got into a circle around Firefly.
"Hey, Firefly! Your hair looks like a rat slept in it!" Chris said with a fake laugh. Firefly blasted the enemies behind him. And the Blizzaga spell spread all around the ring of enemies.
"I overheard your conversation." Firefly had a stern look. Then, a second later, Chris had a stinging welt on his head. "Never insult my hair!!!!!!"
"Ouch."
To Be Continued...
*
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(Suikoden 3 - Hurry!)
Chris: Hurry, guys! I need to help my friends!
Faye: Wheee!
Jet: She got into my whiskey again..
Chris: They're as good as dead.. Stay strong guys!
Next Episode
Drunk Faye-Faye Blues
Edward: Me, Jet-person, and Faye-Faye learn how to make magic!