Disclaimers: I don't own Lupin the 3rd! Konami owns all the characters from
any Suikoden games.
A/N: Okay, here's the deal. I am gonna use anime characters. I'm using Cowboy Bebop, Lupin The Third, and 3 other animes that I have yet to let out to the normal public! Look for familiar characters becoming stars! If you really wanna know who I'm gonna use, you can I.M. me and find out! (Begin sarcasm) I have such an active social life, so I won't be on much (end sarcasm)! Enjoy!
Chapter 9: Drunk Faye-Faye Blues
(Cowboy Bebop - The Egg and I)
"I'm thirsty!" Faye moaned.
"All I have is some whisky.." Jet said.
"Gimme!" Faye tackled Jet and reached into his backpack. She pulled out the 12-pack of alcohol.
*2 hours and 9 gallons later..*
"How could she be THAT thirsty?" Firefly wondered.
"Whee!" Faye ran around in circles, giggling hysterically.
"Uh..oh." Ace stared. Firefly tried to stifle a giggle.
"How could Faye-Faye get that drunk??" Ed started laughing.
"9 Bottles will do that to you." Ace muttered.
"Esuna!" Chris tried to heal Faye. "It won't work."
"Woot!" Faye did her..
"Happy Dance!" Faye began to do a strange dance consisting of butt-shakes, belly dances, and head wobbles.
*
(Suikoden - Theme of Temptation)
"Hic! I will do maaaaagic!" Faye wobbled around.
Ed got into Firefly's face. "Will you teach Ed to do magic?"
"Sure." Firefly smiled. "Hold your hand out in front of your face. And then, visualize the magic type. Aim towards the person you wanna hit, and let it fly!"
"Okie-dokie, no need to smok-ey!" Ed obeyed Firefly. Jet also listened in, and did the same. All of a sudden, Ed shot a bolt at Faye, knocking her out. Jet didn't make anything appear.
"Firefly? Why can't I cast a spell like Edward did?" Jet asked.
"You just aren't in tune with the forces of nature." Firefly smiled. "It'll come to you eventually. For now, just use your fists as weapons."
"Let's take Faye to Neo-Karaya Village. We'll rest for a few hours, get a powerful priestess to heal her, and eat something." Ace suggested.
*At Karaya Village.*
*
(Suikoden 3 - Wind and Ground)
"Hey there!" A beautiful girl came up to the group. She looked to be no more than 20.
"You're the priestess Aila?!" Ace said. "You would've had to be alive for 400 years!"
"My priestess powers keep me alive!" Aila smiled. "Yeesh, I'm gonna need more power to heal Faye. Yumi, Yuiri?"
"Yeah? What's up?" Yumi came to the group. Yuiri followed.
"I need help healing this girl." The three priestesses chanted a strange tongue, and Faye woke up.
"Whew, I feel like shit..." Faye looked around.
"Everyone. We need to talk in private." Yuiri led the group into the chief's mansion.
"All of you, listen to Chris." Aila turned to Chris. "Tell your story."
"Well, It all started 15 years ago.."
"A little later in life, Chris." Firefly began to crack up.
Chris told the story of how a simple meeting in the park led to him being the Tenkai Star.
"Now, Faye, Jet, Ed, Firefly, and Ace. Why did you follow Chris?" Yumi asked. "We just wanted to. Something drew us towards him." Ace said. "And we - Me and Firefly, that is - also knew him from weapons training camp."
"Wait!" Firefly interrupted. "You're gonna get us to help him."
"That's about the size of it." Aila said.
"We'll do it." Ace said. "It'll be a good experience."
*Ace joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Firefly joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
Faye looked around. "Okay, okay! We'll join!"
*Faye joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Edward joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"Wait!" Ed reached into her backpack. She pulled out a Welsh Corgi. "This is Ein!"
"Woof!"
*Ein joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"You'll need a hulk like me." Jet laughed heartily.
*Jet joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"We can help. We're priestesses who excel in certain magic." Aila said. "I excel in Black Magic. Yumi is a support magician and Yuiri is a White Mage."
*Aila joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Yumi joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Yuiri joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"We'll go to Brass Castle." Yumi said.
"There're more people there that can help. A thief named Lupin and his friends." Yuiri said.
"Go!" Aila used her Blinking Rune to teleport the party of 10 to Brass Castle.
To Be Continued..
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(Final Fantasy 9 - Hunter's Chance)
Yuiri: Next episode, I sharpen my skills against Goemon, the expert swordsman!
Chris: Don't take too long! We hafta get to Budehuc!
Ed: We show up there too!
Chris: If we don't hurry...
Lupin: Don't worry, kiddo! Lupin the 3rd's here, so you're in good hands!
Chris: Somehow, I'm not very reassured..
Next episode
Lupin the 3rd: Enter the Lupin!
Faye: Can I go get some wine while you do your thing?
Jet: You're coming too!
Ein: Woof!
A/N: Okay, here's the deal. I am gonna use anime characters. I'm using Cowboy Bebop, Lupin The Third, and 3 other animes that I have yet to let out to the normal public! Look for familiar characters becoming stars! If you really wanna know who I'm gonna use, you can I.M. me and find out! (Begin sarcasm) I have such an active social life, so I won't be on much (end sarcasm)! Enjoy!
Chapter 9: Drunk Faye-Faye Blues
(Cowboy Bebop - The Egg and I)
"I'm thirsty!" Faye moaned.
"All I have is some whisky.." Jet said.
"Gimme!" Faye tackled Jet and reached into his backpack. She pulled out the 12-pack of alcohol.
*2 hours and 9 gallons later..*
"How could she be THAT thirsty?" Firefly wondered.
"Whee!" Faye ran around in circles, giggling hysterically.
"Uh..oh." Ace stared. Firefly tried to stifle a giggle.
"How could Faye-Faye get that drunk??" Ed started laughing.
"9 Bottles will do that to you." Ace muttered.
"Esuna!" Chris tried to heal Faye. "It won't work."
"Woot!" Faye did her..
"Happy Dance!" Faye began to do a strange dance consisting of butt-shakes, belly dances, and head wobbles.
*
(Suikoden - Theme of Temptation)
"Hic! I will do maaaaagic!" Faye wobbled around.
Ed got into Firefly's face. "Will you teach Ed to do magic?"
"Sure." Firefly smiled. "Hold your hand out in front of your face. And then, visualize the magic type. Aim towards the person you wanna hit, and let it fly!"
"Okie-dokie, no need to smok-ey!" Ed obeyed Firefly. Jet also listened in, and did the same. All of a sudden, Ed shot a bolt at Faye, knocking her out. Jet didn't make anything appear.
"Firefly? Why can't I cast a spell like Edward did?" Jet asked.
"You just aren't in tune with the forces of nature." Firefly smiled. "It'll come to you eventually. For now, just use your fists as weapons."
"Let's take Faye to Neo-Karaya Village. We'll rest for a few hours, get a powerful priestess to heal her, and eat something." Ace suggested.
*At Karaya Village.*
*
(Suikoden 3 - Wind and Ground)
"Hey there!" A beautiful girl came up to the group. She looked to be no more than 20.
"You're the priestess Aila?!" Ace said. "You would've had to be alive for 400 years!"
"My priestess powers keep me alive!" Aila smiled. "Yeesh, I'm gonna need more power to heal Faye. Yumi, Yuiri?"
"Yeah? What's up?" Yumi came to the group. Yuiri followed.
"I need help healing this girl." The three priestesses chanted a strange tongue, and Faye woke up.
"Whew, I feel like shit..." Faye looked around.
"Everyone. We need to talk in private." Yuiri led the group into the chief's mansion.
"All of you, listen to Chris." Aila turned to Chris. "Tell your story."
"Well, It all started 15 years ago.."
"A little later in life, Chris." Firefly began to crack up.
Chris told the story of how a simple meeting in the park led to him being the Tenkai Star.
"Now, Faye, Jet, Ed, Firefly, and Ace. Why did you follow Chris?" Yumi asked. "We just wanted to. Something drew us towards him." Ace said. "And we - Me and Firefly, that is - also knew him from weapons training camp."
"Wait!" Firefly interrupted. "You're gonna get us to help him."
"That's about the size of it." Aila said.
"We'll do it." Ace said. "It'll be a good experience."
*Ace joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Firefly joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
Faye looked around. "Okay, okay! We'll join!"
*Faye joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Edward joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"Wait!" Ed reached into her backpack. She pulled out a Welsh Corgi. "This is Ein!"
"Woof!"
*Ein joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"You'll need a hulk like me." Jet laughed heartily.
*Jet joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"We can help. We're priestesses who excel in certain magic." Aila said. "I excel in Black Magic. Yumi is a support magician and Yuiri is a White Mage."
*Aila joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Yumi joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
*Yuiri joined the 108 Stars of Destiny!*
"We'll go to Brass Castle." Yumi said.
"There're more people there that can help. A thief named Lupin and his friends." Yuiri said.
"Go!" Aila used her Blinking Rune to teleport the party of 10 to Brass Castle.
To Be Continued..
------
(Final Fantasy 9 - Hunter's Chance)
Yuiri: Next episode, I sharpen my skills against Goemon, the expert swordsman!
Chris: Don't take too long! We hafta get to Budehuc!
Ed: We show up there too!
Chris: If we don't hurry...
Lupin: Don't worry, kiddo! Lupin the 3rd's here, so you're in good hands!
Chris: Somehow, I'm not very reassured..
Next episode
Lupin the 3rd: Enter the Lupin!
Faye: Can I go get some wine while you do your thing?
Jet: You're coming too!
Ein: Woof!