(a/n- ok this story thing is completely pointless reading, but go ahead and check it out if you feel like it! please review!)
(disclaimer- i dont own. this is getting really tiring.)
That's My Life!
Hi! My name is Sirius Black. I'm thirteen years old and I live with my evil, abusive parents. I hate my house. I have a brother, Regulus, who's almost as bad as my parents. They all hate me because they think I'm a disgrace to the family, just because I don't hate half-bloods and Muggle-borns like they do. As you can guess, my life at my house sucks.
Let me give you a tour of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. (Yeah, right. Noble my ass.) Anyway, there's the kitchen, where most of my beatings take place. Why? I don't know. It just is. Probably because of the easy access to knives and pans and just plain really sharp things.
There's the living room, where the rest of my beatings take place. That's the only time I'm allowed in there. That's the library, where I'm not allowed. It's not like I'm missing anything. All the books are about dark magic. There's my parents' room, wonderfully clean and perfect. There's my brother's room, also clean and perfect. Ugh, it's disgusting.
And finally, here's my room. The floor is covered with about an inch of dust, as is everything else. Of course, what's a good dusty room without blood everywhere? On the bed, on the floor, on the walls. Well, I kind of like red, but not exactly the kind that comes from me. It's not that great when you first look at it, but at least it's the only room in the house where I don't get in some way harmed or bloodied up or something.
But everyone has a real home, right? Mine is Hogwarts, where I can be with my best friends James, Remus, and Peter. James is sort of the leader of all of us. He's a lot like me, I guess. Remus is somewhat quiet, but he's really nice. And don't tell anyone, but guess what we found out this year. Remus is a werewolf! Pretty cool, huh? He thought that we would not want to be his friends anymore, but then we told him that we would always be friends and that we didn't care that he was different. Poor Remus. He must have it rough. So right now James, Peter, and I are working on becoming Animagi so Remus wouldn't be lonely on full moons. So what can I say about Peter? He's, well, a little shy. He's kind of in our shadow, and a bit of a coward. When we found out Remus's secret, he was really scared. I don't know why. He should know that Remus would never hurt us.
The only bad thing about Hogwarts is the Slytherins, especially Snape. James and I hated him from the moment we saw him, and he hated us back. Bloody git.
Oh, shit, my mother's coming. You'd better go. I don't want to think about what she's about to do to me. Oh well, that's my life!