The Extended Adventures of the Makers of the Map

By Alicia Johnson

Chapter 2. Severus Snape

They all went down to the banquet dinner and began to laugh as they planned out...well, plans for Snape.

" What do you think we should do with him?" James asked laughing

"I don't know, what should we do?" Sirius asked

" Well, we could die his clothes pink?" James suggested

" Or purple?" Remus suggested

" Remus, I don't understand what's come over you, suddenly, you're very active or interested in our lovely little pranks." Sirius laughed

"I still say that he wants to see Evans!" Peter cut in. Suddenly, Lily and one of her friends rushed by.

" Where do you think they're going?" Sirius asked as they ran out of the hall. Then he looked at Remus' face, "What's up, Mooney?"

"I think you went a little over board with that spell, Padfoot." Remus replied

" What makes you say that?" James asked

" They were bigger than her head!" Remus said. James and Sirius started to laugh.

"I wasn't really going for that look, Padfoot!" James laughed

" To be honest, neither was I, I think Mooney was right, I must have gone overboard!" Sirius chided

"I fail to see what is funny about all of this!" Remus said.

" Lets go find Snivellus, I need to have some fun now!" James said jumping up. He and Sirius ran off out of the hall leaving Remus and Peter to stare after them.

The two mischief-makers found Snape sitting outside reading a book.

" Hello, there, Snivellus, we were looking for you." Sirius said

" Yeah, we wanted you in on the latest fashion tips on robes." James added taking out his wand. Snape began to reach for his own, but Sirius disarmed him. James did a quick spell to turn Snape's robes orange.

" You know, now you're all prepped for Halloween!" Sirius said throwing him his wand as they ran off.

James looked at him, "We should have changed his hair to pink instead."

" You're right, you want to go back?" Sirius offered

" As much fun as it would be, I want to go tell Mooney and Wormtail." James declined. Sirius nodded in agreement and they ran up to the common room, only to find a strange girl sitting with Remus and Peter.

She had green hair and a Japanese school uniform on, her skin was a dark tan and she was sitting on a very red faced Remus's lap.

" Hey Mooney, you get laid?" James asked sitting next to Peter on a couch.

" No!" Remus replied harshly

" It's a really funny story!" Peter said,

Flashback to right after James and Sirius leave...

Remus and Peter were sitting and eating when Dumbledore walked up

"Ah, Remus, just the person I wanted to see." He said. The girl looked around from behind him.

"Yes, Headmaster?" Remus asked. Peter stared at the beautiful girl as Remus stood up to talk to Dumbledore.

"This is Sarra, could you show her around and look after her for me, she's a friend of the family, and she'll be staying in your dorm." Dumbledore explained

"Um, sure." Remus accepted. Dumbledore left and Remus took a look at the girl. Then as he sat down, she sat down on his lap and kissed him...

End Flashback...

Sirius and James laughed loud at Peter's story.

" Is it really true, Mooney?" James asked looking on in doubt at the girl who sat by his side.

" Yes..." Remus said blushing harder.

Sirius and James and Peter just laughed more as Sarra fell asleep.

" Aw, how sweet is she?!" James said

" And how weird is It that she has green hair?!" Sirius laughed.

" She's gonna stay in our dorm!" Peter said

" You found yourself an Evans, Mooney, I wish mine had come that way to me!" James said

" Her name is Sarra!" Mooney said protectively

" Whatever!"

AN: Ok, so I'm having fun, what's the big deal?!