AN: Sorry for the delay, but I have a disease! It's called major writer's block! Damn it! Also, I saw the episode in which Piper and Leo are debating moving out of the Manor (third season), and it said Kit was male. But, I'm gonna keep Kit female, as Katrina, the human form of Kit, was obviously a woman.

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Now, the kooky chapter 11...

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"Okay, what was that about?"

The four girls had just left the Manor in a haste. Prue and Piper wanted to show their younger sisters the house, and they didn't want their grandmother finding out, for some reason. "We wanted to show you two something." Prue said shortly. "And we thought that you could help us out." Piper added. "Help you out with what?" Paige asked. "Is all this connected to where you were last night? Because, we aren't blind. You two straight out lied to Grams in there." Phoebe said, a know-it-all expression on her face. "So what if we did?" Prue asked huffily, opening the passenger side door.

"Hey, boys!" Paige yelled out, and waved her arm frantically. The four boys were just leaving the house, and only noticed the four Halliwells when Paige yelled out to them. "Hey!" Glenn yelled, waving his arm as well. He lead the male group as they ran over to the female group. "Did you have to call them over?" Prue whispered angrily to Paige. She only wanted to show her little sisters the house. It was too creepy to show to anyone else. The only reason she was going back was because her curiosity overruled her brain in this case.

"Hey, girls." each of the boys said, and went over to their respective girlfriends. Piper just pecked Leo on the cheek. "Sorry, honey, but I gotta go. We gotta go." Piper said the last part loudly, reminding her sisters that they were leaving. "Oh, do you have to?" Leo asked, a bit disappointed. "Yeah. We gotta go, and I don't think that you boys should go." Piper said, directing her words at all four boys, as they weren't busy with their girlfriends anymore. "I think I have a way of changing your mind." Leo said slyly. "Oh, you do, do you?" Piper asked. "Yes." he said, and their lips locked passionately. After a moment, Piper pulled away, and turned her head towards her older sister. "Can the boys come?" she asked, smiling. Knowing she would be outnumbered, Prue said "Yeah, fine."

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About ten minutes into the car drive, Glenn asked "Are we there yet?" Everyone else in the car burst out laughing. They had all learned how impatient Glenn could be. "No." Prue said, looking back at him. Her and Piper were in the front two seats. Their boyfriends were sitting behind them. "Um, pardon me, but where exactly are we going?" Billy asked. He didn't recognize the area, but that wasn't unusual. He and his two brothers had just moved there a few months earlier, about three. "We're going to a house." Piper replied. "A big house." Prue added. "We're driving all the way out here just to go to a stupid house?" Andy asked, flabbergasted. "It's not stupid." Prue said. "It's... well, I don't know how to explain it. Weird, maybe?" Piper asked, turning her head towards Prue for a second. "Yeah, it's weird, but I think mysterious describes it more efficiently." Prue said. "So, we're driving all this way to go to a stupid 'mysterious' house?" Leo asked.

"Again, it's not stupid." Prue said. "Yeah, it can't be. I mean, we found Kit there." Piper said, smiling at the thought of her new pet kitten. "Kit?" all four boys asked. "Our new kitten." Paige pipped up. She was very happy to have a little kitty to take care of. "She's really cute." Phoebe added. "And when exactly did you get a kitten?" Glenn asked. "This morning." all four girls said in unison. "But, technically, we found her last night." Piper informed the group. "Correction, I found her last night." Prue said. "Whatever. But, I was the one who decided to keep her." Piper retorted. "Yeah, and I let you 'cause the mom was dead." Prue added. "Yeah, that was really gross." Piper said, pulling a disgusted grimace. The others in the car just looked back and forth between the two, not quite following the conversation.

"Anyway, what's so special about this house?" Paige asked. "And why do you want our help?" Phoebe added. "Technically," Prue said, "We want your help, Pheebs." "My help?" Phoebe asked, shocked. Prue never needed her help on anything. "Yup. That's what we said, Pheebs." Piper said. "Why?" Phoebe asked. She was beginning to get really curious about this house. "We'll show you when we get there." Prue said. "Why are you two being so cryptic?" Andy asked. "Cryptic?" Glenn asked. He didn't have a very large vocabulary. "Um... secretive, not really mentioning everything, running around the topic, you get the picture." Leo said, turning towards his baby brother. "Oh, okay. Then, you two are being cryptic." Glenn said. "We know, and I hate it when people are cryptic, too. But, you'll just have to live with it until we get there." Leo smiled a bit at his girlfriend's comment. "And, when would that be?" Glenn asked. "Later." Prue and Piper replied at the same time. Glenn groaned, and everyone else laughed.

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About fifteen minutes later, the eight pulled up in front of the house. "Oh. My. God." Prue said, looking at the old house. But now, it wasn't just a house. It was as big as a mansion. The group spent a moment just taking in the sheer size of it. "Prue, I don't remember it being THIS big." Piper said, still staring wide-eyed at the house. "Neither do I. But, it was dark last night, and we didn't look back when we were leaving it this morning." Prue commented. "Wait a minute." Andy said. "You girls haven't told us how you found this place." "Well, cliff notes version, we got in a wreck, had to spend the night somewhere, and Prue spotted this." Piper said, pointing at the large building in front of them. "So, are we going to go inside or not?" Paige asked, unbuckling her seat belt. "We're going in." Prue said.

"Wait, girls, wouldn't that be trespassing?" Leo asked, looking at it. "It's abandoned." Prue informed. "And, as far as I know, you can't trespass on an abandoned place." Piper added. "Okay, well, let's go." Phoebe said, her adventurous side rearing it's head. "Agreed." Billy said. The eight headed up the small hill to the house.

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When the eight entered the entrance hall, the boys, Phoebe, and Paige, were completely surprised. The entrance hall would have been elegant if it weren't covered in dust and cobwebs. "Beautiful, ain't it?" Piper asked. The others just nodded. "Should we give them the grand tour?" Piper asked Prue. "No, I would rather give them the abbreviated version for now." Prue said, and turned towards the large staircase, with Piper following close behind. When they had gone up a few steps, they realized they were the only ones on the staircase. They turned around and saw the others admiring the wallpaper, elaborate ceiling, or one of the numerous antiques and paintings decorating the rooms. "Guys?" the two asked at the same time, grabbing everyone's attention. "We're going to one of the best parts of the house. You can come if you want." Piper said, talking about the rooms and hallway on the third floor. "Yeah, and then we'll take you to another really cool part." Prue asked. Only Piper knew what she was talking about. She was implying that they were going to see the secret passageway.

"What could be cooler than this?" Paige asked, looking up at the large chandelier in the middle of the ceiling. "Well, I can think of..." Piper stopped, counting on her fingers. She then gave up, and said "Well, quite a lot of things. In this house, at least." The four kids looked at them eagerly. "Really?" Billy asked. "Yup." Prue replied, and waved her hand, beckoning the six over. Andy and Leo still didn't come. They were looking at some of the decorative swords. "Boys!" the two eldest girls yelled, grabbing their boyfriends' attention. "Oh, coming." they said, and sprinted to join the rest of the group on the staircase.

They quickly went through the second floor, as the two elder Halliwell sisters were eager to show the others the two really cool places. When they entered the hallway on the third floor, it earned a gasp from six of the group. "Oh my God!" Phoebe exclaimed. "I love this!" She ran down to the middle of the hallway, looking around the room frantically. "Where's Jupiter?" she whispered under her breath. She was very into horoscopes and astrology, so she wanted to see what this hall said for her sign. The others laughed. They knew exactly what she was doing, even though they hadn't heard what she had whispered.

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After about twenty minutes, Prue and Piper were getting very impatient. They really wanted to show the others the secret passageway, and they wanted to know what the symbol was. They both had a feeling that it would lead to another part of the humongous house. "Okay." Phoebe said, exiting the room. "I want to see the next part of this house." "Me too." Paige said, coming out behind her. "Same." Glenn said, filing out behind the two of them. The other three followed.

"Okay, you wanna see the next part?" Piper asked, her and Prue heading over to the moon. "Uh, yeah. You deaf or something?" Billy asked smartly. When Andy, Leo, Billy, Glenn, Phoebe, and Paige saw them inspecting the moon, they got really confused. "Um, guys? Wouldn't the doorway be at the end of the hallway?" Andy asked, watching them bemusedly. "No." Prue answered shortly. "Yes, I found it!" Piper exclaimed, pushing in one of the craters.

The other six were completely surprised when they saw the piece of wall fall out of the moon. "Okay, what the hell is that?" Phoebe asked. "A doorknob." Prue said, answering another one of the group's questions. She and Piper both grabbed on to the handle and pulled back the heavy, thick door. Once they had the door completely opened, the six came running towards it. They looked in and saw a very dark passageway. "Neat!" Glenn said, setting foot inside of it. But, Andy held him back. "Glenn, don't! How do we know it's safe?" he asked protectively. "You know it's safe because you trust your girlfriend, who explored it earlier with her sister." Prue said, smiling at Andy. "Are you sure it's safe?" Andy asked, still keeping his hold on Glenn. "Andy, PIPER thinks it's safe, so it's safe." Prue said. Andy nodded, and finally let go of his youngest brother's shirt. "Hey!" Piper said, breaking the silence as they were entering the passageway. "That was mean!" she added, assuming a fake pout. Then, they all burst out laughing. "Hey, it's not that funny!" Piper yelled, causing the others to laugh even more.

While the others were laughing, Piper closed the door. When they were bathed in darkness, they stopped laughing. "Piper!" Phoebe yelled, guessing correctly who had closed the door. "How are we supposed to see now?" she asked, trying to make out everyone, which was a pretty difficult task. "Piper, would you care to show them?" Prue asked, smiling, though no one could see it. "Of course." Piper said. "Hell!" Suddenly, just as before, the torches on the walls lit up. "Whoa." Glenn said, looking at the flames. "How did you do that?" he asked, turning to Piper. "Simple as hell." Piper said, a smirk on her face. The eight were in darkness again. "Okay, why'd you do that?" Billy asked, smacking who he thought was Piper. It ended up being Phoebe. "Billy!" Phoebe yelled, and kneed who she though was Billy in the crotch. "Phoebe!" Andy said in a very high-pitched voice.

"Okay, hell!" Prue said, and the flames shot up again. "Okay, how did you do that?" Billy asked, looking around to see his brother on the floor. "Easy, like this." Phoebe said, and kneed Billy's crotch that time. "I didn't mean that!" he squeaked. "Oh, you mean the lights. Yeah, how did you do that?" Phoebe asked, turning to her older sisters. "Just say, um... H-E-L-L and the lights turn on and off." Prue replied. "And, let me guess, Piper discovered that?" Paige asked, smirking. "Yeah, she did." Prue answered smiling. "Leave it to you to trigger something triggered by a cuss word." Glenn said, also smirking at Piper. Prue smiled. She remembered saying that that morning. Piper just rolled her eyes and asked "May we please continue? I'm getting really curious." "Yeah, we should continue. I'm getting really curious too." Prue said. "Curious about what?" asked a now recovered Andy. "You'll see when we get there." Prue replied, smiling. "Oh, now you're making ME curious!" Glenn said. "Ditto." Paige added, nodding her head.

"Okay, how about we go relieve our curiosity." Prue said, starting to head down the passage, the others close on her heels. "You know, Pheebs, this is the part we needed your help on." Piper said to Phoebe. "You know, I was curious about that." Phoebe said, a huge grin on her face. Everyone laughed as they headed down the passageway.

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"This is taking forever." Glenn whined. Leo looked at his watch. "Glenn, it's only been a minute." he said, smiling. His youngest brother was WAY too impatient. "Hey, it's right up there." Prue said, pointing ahead of them. About thirty feet in front of them was a wall. As they continued walking towards it, Glenn asked "A wall? We're walking down this path to see a wall?" "No, we have to show Phoebe something." Piper said, grabbing Phoebe's arm and running to the wall with her, about ten feet ahead of the group.

"Phoebe, do you know what this is?" Piper asked, pointing the symbol on the lower part of the wall. Phoebe crouched down to look at it. "Yeah, it's the symbol for good magic and unity." Phoebe said. "Yeah, I remembered that. Now, what's it called?" Piper asked. "Um... it's called the triquetra! It's the symbol of the power of three!" Phoebe exclaimed, finally remembering. "Cool." Paige and Glenn said. "The power of three?" Andy and Leo asked. "Yeah." Phoebe said. "So, what can we do with it?" Prue asked. "Well, it's an occult symbol." Phoebe said, touching one of the points. "That would mean that the owner believed in witchcraft." Andy said, taking a bit of a closer look at it. "Probably." Paige said, touching another one of the points. "Well, will it help us or not?" Piper asked, tracing the outline of the symbol. When her finger touched the third point, they all began to hear a noise. CLUNK. CLUNK. CLUNK.

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AN: I figured I'd stop that there, leaving you with some suspense. I know, this chapter was really crappy, but I always have to have a horrible chapter following a long bout of writer's block. It's just how I recover. Um... review, please, even though this is bad! Oh, this is named after a song by Avril Lavigne!