A/N: Okay, this is a ripoff, I read a fanfic in the Les Miserables section named One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz and it was Les Miserables in verse. Apparently she ripped off another guy in the Shakespeare section with Green Eggs and Hamlet and that was ripped off god knows what. But enjoy, some of the rhymes are a bit skewed, for the sake of the rhymes, I had to change personalities a bit. (P.S. If you rap a bit with the words, it all makes sense)
Prologue
Long long ago in a faraway land
The Dark Lord Sauron hatched a terrible plan
He forged a ring that would rule the world
His forge was so hot his whiskers curled
Nine rings there were that were made for men
They ruled the White City and Amon Hen
Seven for dwarves, bearded miner beings
Shunned other creatures from all their dealings
Elven lords rule with three rings to heal
But a Ring was forged that all their fates would seal
There was a war when Isildur cut the hand
Of Sauron and therefore freed the land
But then, oh no! He got shot
And fell into a river that was filled with grot
Eight centuries on, it was finally found
Taken with Gollum into the ground
'Til a fat old hobbit name Bilbo Baggins
Got lost because he was laggin' (A/N: Behind the dwarves that is)
Bilbo won the Ring in a game of riddles (A/N: I know he didn't!)
And turning invisible, he then giggled
That began a whole new sequel
The story after "The Hobbit" prequel.
And that is where the story starts
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
A/N: I know, I know. Pretty bad. But please review and give me feedback. Also, if you care to drop by my other fanfics, they're a bit better.