A/N: Hey! I like poetry, which explains why I'm back with this before I've even checked for reviews! Please read and tell me what you think.

Chapter One: When Hobbits Get Old Otherwise Titled, the Long-expected Partay!

Bilbo:

Happy birthday to me

I'm a hundred and three
Frodo:

Bilbo, you're wrong

You've been here so long

You're turning senile

So once in a while

Listen. You should be in heaven

So remember once more, you're a hundred eleven

Bilbo: 
Me? Senile? I beg your pardon
I cannot be allowed to excuse this jargon
Frodo:
Be quiet. Today, Gandalf the Grey –
Bilbo:
Gandalf the Grey? Tis Gandalf the Gay!
Frodo:
He is coming today!
Hooray! Ole!
Gandalf:
I am Gandalf
Gandalf am I
I make stupid hobbits die
Bilbo, I think you should leave
Bilbo:
I will start to gripe and grieve
Frodo:
It's time to party! Hooray hip hip!
I cannot drink another sip
Rosie! Sam here wants a dance!
Sam:
No I don't! No way or chance! (A/N: I know he likes her! Just couldn't think of a rhyme)
Frodo:
Go on Sam
Be a gentleman
Sam:
Oh no! Oh my!
I would rather die!
Bilbo:
May I please, make a speech
Hobbits:
Go on old man, go and screech!
Bilbo:
Well you see, I'm not here
Hobbits:
Oh no! Oh no! He's disappeared!
Gandalf:
Shame on you! Stupid fool!
Bilbo:
C'mon, that was pretty cool
Gandalf:
You must go to Rivendell
Bilbo:
Not that old dump, I'd rather hell
Gandalf:
Just go you fool, but leave the Ring
Bilbo:
No, not the Ring! Can't I leave Sting?
Gandalf:
No! Now it belongs to Frodo!
Now go! Bilbo, go!
Bilbo:
Goodbye dear boy!
Have this toy!
Frodo:
A ring?
Bilbo:
Yes, The Ring
Frodo:
Oh…

A/N: Yay! 2nd instalment up! Please review even thought it's bad. I would like feedback though.