A/N: Hey! I'm back again! Even before anyone has reviewed! Boy am I persistent!
Chapter 2: What Should I do with this little piece of trash? OR Shadows of the Past
Frodo:
Look, the Ring, it's solid gold
Gandalf:
And evil too, so I've been told
Throw it into the fire hot
Frodo:
To do, or do not?
Gandalf:
Shut up Frodo, don't be dumb
Frodo:
Look at the wizard's thumb (A/N: He's looking at Gandalf's thumb burn)
Gandalf:
Look at the Ring, what can you see?
Frodo:
Strange markings are puzzling me
Gandalf:
It's written in Mordor's language
Now go, go and pack your baggae
Frodo:
Baggage, what?! Where are we going?
Gandalf :
Rivendell, though it is snowing (A/N: I'm going movie-wise, but yeah, too difficult to go book-wise. I can try though)
Frodo:
Goodness gracious, I'll be damned.
Look, it is gardener Sam!
Gandalf:
Confound it all you Gamgee crook!
You are worse than Pippin Took
Tell me quick! What did you here?
Sam:
Nothin' much, you needn't sneer
Only 'bout a ring an elves
Gandalf:
For punishment, go clean the shelves
Frodo:
Gandalf, let him come with me
Let him come for company
Gandalf:
Hurry, go! Be not deceived
By hooded men on evil steeds
Frodo and Sam:
Farewell my home, the peaceful Shire
May you grow green and have no fires
Gandalf:
Now I must go. Duty calls
It is time for Sauron's fall.
A/N: *fanfare* Another one completed! I don't care if no one reads this, it's always there just in case.